Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Adderall & Bar Games w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Adderall & Bar Games w/ Kippy & Foley

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we got fucking zippos not brand name but zippo style lighters the zippos were
too expensive
you know how much it costs to buy a zippo put ayg on it didn't send it to
somebody it's about 80
selling a couple of zimbies a couple of crap we should be selling crackhead
lighters make sure you like
that outside first go around keep that away from the kids will you and how
about a nice quick shout
out to our producer extraordinaire the magic man makes us all look good works
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peek at them ladies over there in that toby cam give it up for t-bone mcscruffins
toby mcmullin
everybody hey what up dude look at i would have gone with hippo lighters but
what are you gonna do
you know what were good the jeep jeeps isn't with there was a d in front of it
no
we always said the jeep no i don't know it they were the big heavy bulky guys
would they have the
butane no they were they were like i remember when those things had
fucking roasting some beasters with a fucking but butane letters were only good
until they ran out of
butane yeah who the fuck had that we had it but we dude my parents used i used
to have gun lighters i
would buy on the wildwood boardwalk it was called like the double horse or
something it
cocked back it was like an actual fucking handgun it cocked back and i had
another one called the
sailfish which was a revolver that would spin i could hold up a liquor store
yeah looking back it's
like no wonder i'm addicted to bernie's now ma what are you doing i'm playing
with cool lighters
as a kid shout out to it man i wanted to ask you boys this uh-huh um are you
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merch drop are you garbage dot com merch drop lot of cool teas over there you
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baby we got it all going on over there what's your guys uh stance or what's
your move when you get
out of the shower all right okay what do you do with the towel where's the
towel go to dry uh it depends
usually on the back of my closet door if i'm being honest with you i feel if
yeah we just have the
hooks in the bathroom and it's two together you need you need i would say the
back of the door is
that way too the the gentleman's move i think is over the door on the corner of
the door that's what
i do on my closet door yeah that's what i'm saying yeah yeah over the door so
you get real surface area
so it dries out because i gotta be honest with you i use mine smells like a
homeless guy it ain't
good man it's just that wet it's wet and then i fucking man it's a tough look
but i i get heat
at the house from the bird about hanging on the door supposed to go she says
you put it over the
bathroom or what's it called the shower i don't like that either yeah no
because then the curtains
got to be open why no just put it over the curtain that's disgusting why
because the mildew and mold
get on those curtains huh that's disgusting yeah i'm taking some heat keeping
that on the door
where do you put yours t-bone corner of the door yeah corner the door is the
general i wonder if rich
people do that that way i can get real frustrated when i try to close it yeah
oh also but if you're
a little paranoid pete like me in the middle of the night that serves as a
little night light if you
keep the hall light on so the bad guy don't get you wait you keep it on the
corner door in the room
oh yeah oh that's a ghost that's far i don't like that i'll do that no in the
bathroom door she likes
the door completely closed which i don't when you go to sleep yeah she locks it
down in there wait
do you lock your bedroom door not locked but it's closed that's enough what are
you a frontiersman
you locked up never how many lights do you leave on in your house when you're
sleeping i saw you the
other you probably sleep with the mall on the nightmares can't get you with the
lights on when
i woke up in connecticut and i woke up at like six or something like that your
light was just
blasting i was getting sunburned from that day i saw coming through under the
door i thought an alien
spaceship i was like contact probing you yeah i keep uh i keep the hall light
on so i can i can peek a
little bit mm-hmm yeah i don't mind that i'll do that from we have like a real
little one on a shelf
that's pretty much a night light if i'm being honest sure dude shutting the
bedroom door never
you don't know what's going on out there does that ear plugs and then a face
mask they can get
anybody could get her yeah dude my girl did that you're on your own so i'm sawing
wood next
door with a fucking chainsaw so i i get it she's trying to fight a losing
battle oh my god kibby
and i shared a wall in vermont my bed was shaking it was a log cabin you got to
get to see pap bro
okay coming from the guy that just came from the gym and didn't shower telling
me what i gotta do
i'm down on store anymore yeah you're also got a machine keeping you alive it's
a little different
only guy i heard is i don't snore no more yeah there's a machine you plug in
that has given you
infections shout out to resmed the indian guy that's treating you i am resmed
ah man um yes uh i have
something before we i went out to uh it's a goddamn family episode here this is
we haven't done this in
a minute i know well we had the new studio everybody's in town you gotta show
off the new edition the big
rollout kick rocks it's the boys are back in here yeah this is what you're
paying for right here now
back to your regular schedule program yeah the spaceship launched that's it hey
schultzy deleted
my number i don't know what to tell you what are you gonna say i apologize no i
was out to dinner uh
uh down air tonight i was down uh last week or so with the with the bird who
went down to wildwood new
jersey sure couple two three days hanging out relaxing soaking into soaking
into pretty scenes
i knew about this right yes but we went to uh avalon nice real money hoity toity
that's the only place
that has like a nice nicer restaurant for the folks out there that don't know
down there in south jersey
you have wildwood where the plumbers and ain't nothing wrong with blue collar
guys that get it together
and the hvac guys all hang out shout out to the shout out to the mechanical
contractor then as you start
moving down the coast a little bit down there it starts getting a little ripe
with cash yeah a lot
of rich people avalon would be the uh would be would be the higher yeah yeah oprah's
got a spot down
she's still hard and the beaches are real long yeah it's real rich it's like
normandy it's rich person
shit so we went over to dinner went over i don't like that either by the way
what i don't like when
the beach is real long well you gotta walk well yeah that was a burden i mean i
was with him yesterday
we went to get coffee it was a block away he said no burn your tootsies nah it's
just scary down
there i don't like it like that i like to be able to see the boardwalk and
stuff like that smell the
funnel cake you know i'm talking about at night during the day that's great you're
going to the beach
at night well one time finger banging college chicks go to the beach at night
dude that's great
that and fucking no trying to get my skinny dip on yeah one time me and my
cousin uh chatted up a
couple of broads at stone harbor and we were staying in avalon or no we were
staying i don't
know maybe sea isle was it make-a-wish weekend or something yeah dude we weren't
supposed to be there
i don't know whose house it was but it wasn't my parents i can tell you that we
we went to meet
these girls in stone harbor what's right before avalon sea isle sea isle avalon
stone harbor so
is it possible i think we just drew this on a patreon episode i think we were
in sea isle
and we were meeting girls at the playground in stone harbor and we had to walk
all the way how old were
they oh wait hold on a second you girls like swing sets i think i was 13 at the
time sure predicate
that uh-huh um that was the thing you would go half your age plus seven i'm big
guy
that was we were kids yeah what are you talking about as a young teen pre-teen
yeah you would
hang out at the basketball courts the playground after the pony rides you know
where the babes are at
no i know what you mean that was that was that was the summer loving spot that
was
summer loving had me a blast they didn't show up we look like no way go down
the jersey shore do some
real toothy kissing yeah oh i just made my blood run cold some toothy got a lanyard
hanging out
yeah that was that was it's a lanyard i don't know i wore one of those one year
no it was a tommy hill figure on they were hot what was your keys but in my
pocket like hanging
it was okay it was the that's all right it was i thought you had like a
festival pass on it was the
key
fucking dorka what's up i know the promoter gets cool after 11 come by we were
supposed to we
chatted up these broads over at stone harbor and they're like meet us here at 2
a.m and dude we
are full of hormones we wait till everybody went to sleep four dudes on a
playground with boners in
the middle of the night hey you guys got set up too huh you bump into another
fucking group of hornballs but we had to to avoid the uh the police we had to
go to the beach and fucking walk i think we walked all the way through
this is the normandy again pussy this is crazy storming the beach in avalon
yeah to strike out
i remember it just being real scary and like real real rich because it was like
the dunes and stuff
like that went over there broads weren't there they got your life story got
chased by the cops on the
way home jammed up so anyway so anyway i'm gonna have a lot not i did not get
stood up having a nice
meal have it yeah nice enough you know what i mean decent meal uh can i say
this what the food ain't
great down there no it's not like if you're uh like down and you're not you're
not at fucki