Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Garbage Island! w/ Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Garbage Island! w/ Tommy Pope & Chris O'Connor

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Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage.
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there.
And welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast.
This is RU Garbage.
Hey, ye.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians.
And we find out if they're good to be classy.
Yeah.
They're just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, Ace Foley.
Coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition, baby.
She took the night off.
Said she was going to get a quiet dinner and check out a movie.
Okay, great.
I don't believe her at all.
I'm sure she's getting drugs somewhere, but shout out to her.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
Unamused this week.
Fair enough.
He is the CEO of RU Garbage.
He's an international businessman.
And he's my best pal in the whole wide world.
He's got his hand on my leg right now.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
What up, gang?
Thanks for tuning in.
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And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com slash RU Garbage.
Check it out, gang.
It's a party over there.
Yes, it is.
And the second greatest website of all time currently right now in the charge
is at RUgarbage.com.
That kid's got a website.
Get tickets over there.
Get some merch.
Couple of tees.
It's real nice.
And speaking of tees, how about a nice quick shout out to our producer,
Extraordinary.
The Magic Man makes us fall.
That was real fucking.
He left me hanging on the toadies.
That was real drive time news, dude.
My God, dude.
This whole thing is fucking nuts.
Give it up for T-Bone McScruff and Toby McMullen on the Toby Cam.
There he is.
Wow, dudes.
We do have a Toby Cam.
Oh, my God.
Dude, it is straight 15-year-old slumber party box when you boys show up, dude.
What's the contra hockey curve like right now?
We're bumping the bumper, dude.
You mean it's back?
Oh, so.
It was always bumper to bumper.
Fucking bullshit.
It's always the same Jackknife tractor trailer, too.
We'll get you.
It's fucking Toby Cam.
Is it hot dog night?
It's fucking Toby's game.
Luke, get the hot dog gun.
Gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our Incredibly, and I mean incredibly
special guests back with us again today.
The goddamn family.
You know them from the Stuff Island podcast.
They're on tour right now.
But we got them here in Toadies that Chris and his joint because we're about to
get a little fucking banged up.
Give it up for Tommy Pope and Chris O'Connor, everybody.
What up, boys?
The boys are here.
Hell yeah.
Tommy's already two beers deep.
Yeah, daddy.
I asked when he wanted me to stop on that bullet floor.
A hot dog got caught in his throat.
It was the relish.
If you guys cough something up, do you chew it back and then throw it back down?
Absolutely.
Yeah, right?
I mean, it depends what it is.
A little piece of hamburger or something.
It's great.
It tastes good.
Is this like riding a bubble wave from a beer?
Yeah.
At the ballpark or something?
Sometimes I'll just have something like.
I'll go like that.
It should be within close proximity to eating the meal.
That should have been coming up a week later.
You're not getting a bacon, egg, and cheese at midnight.
So you got separate compartments in there, dude.
This camera setup is nuts.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I got a fucking.
You guys are on like, I don't know, 8D or some shit.
It's nuts.
I love how.
Tommy knows nothing about cameras.
All he's been here has been asking about cameras and plugs.
8D.
Is this IMAX?
Is this how they do IMAX?
No, I woke up with a fucking heater of a zit.
I'm like, this is going to be.
You're going to see the pop.
You don't have a zit.
Dude.
You got makeup on right now?
Shoot me straight.
Wow.
You got a little cover-up on?
It's cover-up and it also kills the zits, so it's clear.
So let it ride.
Let the zits ride.
Yeah.
Well, we have different.
Did you get them in high school?
Did you get them bad?
No.
Me neither.
I didn't get them.
I felt bad for the kids that did.
And if I would get one every once in a while, I would tear it apart.
Yeah.
I loved it.
Yeah, I got scars from it.
You turn that mound into a volcano.
Yeah.
I let it rip.
I made people look at it.
Really?
You were that kid?
Yeah, fucking I'll own it.
Yeah.
I'll own it.
Yeah.
We had a couple of those kids.
No, you can't touch it.
It'll scar.
I'm like, dude, I'm eating over here.
Yes.
It was history class.
Fucking huge whitehead.
It was third period.
It wasn't even lunchtime.
I mean, I got a filet mignon over here.
Look at Pockmark face.
I'm cutting.
Ruining my roast beef dip, fuck face.
I'll skip the potato buffet.
Oh, God.
How are you boys?
Good, dude.
You guys have been on a road.
How do you do on a road?
You guys sharing a room on a road?
No.
No.
We're separate room money now.
Separate room money.
It took a long time to get there.
When he goes couch surfing, then he goes sleeping the same twin.
And then he's sleeping separate queens.
Yeah.
He's sleeping the same room with the house.
I share a room with the ghosts in my head.
Oh, man, man.
Dude, O'Connor walked in, acting like someone just shot his mom out for him.
I know.
I felt like you were mad at us.
Well, dude, the guy didn't take the highway.
He took local roads.
Who?
Fucking driver.
Local roads?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, he like, dude, get on the highway, take us to the location.
We were on cobblestone and shit.
This is how crazy this dude is.
Falling asleep.
We act like it's a Manhattan.
There's no dirt roads.
Well, we come from Queens.
Okay.
We did Matt and Shane.
You took the bridge, I assume, with the tunnels.
Yeah, well, you have to.
Thank God.
We finally got on the fucking highway.
At like 1.30 or whatever.
And he's ripping.
Kid's doing great.
And then we get done.
We get in the car.
And he's just...
He shuts down on his car.
Oh, dude.
Lost a battery.
What was it?
What is it?
I asked him.
There's something banging around up there that you're not letting out.
Lay it out.
As soon as he took the left, he didn't take the left to get on the BQE, I was
like, oh, no.
And I don't have...
Man, talk about a day, really.
I don't have a heart to fight this guy about it.
I'm like, what happened?
Was it me?
Did I do something?
He goes, I'll tell you later.
And I was like, just tell me now.
We're going to have fun with Kevin and fucking Foley.
Let's get it out so you can have fun.
He's like, no, I'll just tell you later.
It was that merge onto the highway.
Dude, it was.
So we get out of the car and he's like, I just don't like the Rudy talk.
We're staring at the back of his fucking head seat like just like, ah.
Today's the day I murder myself because he took a wrong turn.
Fucking ways over here.
He's making me sick.
Check out Stuff Island.
It's like basically a cup of decaf.
You still got here.
Yeah, but I mean, I had to go through hell.
And what do you want to take the BQE for?
You got to go all the fuck away around Brooklyn and come in.
It's faster.
No, it's not.
Yes, and the movement's consistent.
You shoot down a story of Boulevard and hop on the bridge.
I don't like to stop and go.
Man, it shakes my brain up.
I don't know if it's nice.
I'm getting concussed.
That's a bad thing.
You could use a little factory reset.
It's like when a Sega game doesn't work, you're like.
I want to blow in his fucking ear and reset.
I think that blame falls on the.
God, Jesus.
Yes, dude.
No, I slept.
I had a real heater in there, too.
I slept till the start of it, right?
Running from the top, big man.
New tootie this time.
Hey, everybody out there.
And welcome back to everybody.
We say it all the time.
We get home like, man, that beginning is unbelievable.
It is truly incredible.
We did it for Shane recently.
And obviously, dude, it's like the antithesis of him.
Oh, yeah.
And we kicked it over.
He was looking at us like, what the fuck's happening?
He looked like we were tricking him.
And he's like, I don't know what.
I was like, oh, man.
He can make you feel not cool real fucking quick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's his whole fucking M.O.
I know.
You don't even have to look at him.
You can just feel it.
Dude, I can feel the heat.
He can be like, what the fuck is this shit?
I started talking.
He literally went, oh, no.
What's the matter, O'Connie?
Oh, dude, I slept like shit.
I woke up at like 3 a.m., couldn't get back to sleep.
And then I eventually went back to sleep.
But I was just listening to podcasts.
And then they were infecting my dream.
So I've been on a podcast for about 10 hours.
Dude, bombing.
Bombing.
Well.
In my dream.
In my dream.
Stay consistent.
Yeah.
In my dream.
In my dream, I was too high.
I was on Bad Friends or whatever.
And I was too high.
And I was just, I didn't know where the microphone was.
I have dreams like that.
That's bad.
That's low self-esteem.
But it was just because it was playing in the background.
I had a bad dream last night where I kept trying to fuck.
I can't imagine what your bad dreams are like.
No, no.
No, this is like.
So there I am at war.
You're like, what the fuck?
No.
It's hand-to-hand combat.
See, that's it.
So there's worms coming out of my grandmother's eyes?
That's actually what I wanted.
But it was like a, what a nightmare to me is.
It's probably a dream to other people.
But I was trying to find these rockets.
It's been a long walk in a park with someone I love.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a fucking nightmare.
Get me out of here.
I was looking for two racquetballs to practice with in this gymnasium area.
And every time I found them, it was next to this dude trying to like,
do this little fat Mexican kid who was trying to do like a workout.
Like he was filming himself.
And I would go to grab the balls.
He goes, fucking him again.
And he would pick up his like camera and his.
This might have just happened to you at the gym, actually.
And I'm the crazy one.
Well, I felt like I was competing.
This guy's fucking, you know.
You're playing racquetball?
I was tossing racquetballs.
Tossing?
And here's where the nightmare is.
You're just throwing him.
I can't throw it.
I want to.
Yeah.
Oh, I can't punch in my dreams either.
I could have a 20 mile run in the start.
And by the time I get to that guy, I'm just, my arm turns into ice.
I had that when I was a kid.
But now, I swear to God, I was just talking to somebody about this last week.
I can.
I can control them very well.
Most of my dreams are that I can fly and I fight demons.
And I can actually fight them.
And I kick the shit out of them.
Really?
I swear to God.
It used to be that I was.
It would be that I could fly and I would get to a certain height.
And I would get like that feeling in my stomach.
And I would fall down and wake up.
But I've been able to control it and push myself past it.
Now I'm zipping around everywhere.
You're getting final balls, dude.
You go to the cleaners, fucking.
He's running errands in his dream.
I gotta hit the pharmacy.
They close at 530.
I better leave next.
There's always like a shadowy figure in the middle of the street.
And like, I know that they're bad.
And I fly down and I fight them.
Damn, that rules.
That's fucking incredible.