Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Joe List & Sarah Tollemache!
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Joe List & Sarah Tollemache!

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Welcome to another exciting edition of RUGarbage,
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Hey, pal.
No, I'm so stoked.
We got the power couple in the edition.
Yeah, we do.
I see these two running around the neighborhood every now and again.
Aw, isn't that sweet?
Are you guys in Astoria?
Yeah, I'm in Astoria.
Yeah.
Down by the water.
I'm in Washington.
He's by a dock.
He really sells it as the waterfront property.
We'll get into it, gang.
The long hair ain't lying.
We couldn't be more excited to have two of our absolute fucking favorites here
with us in the studio.
Both family at this point.
We got them together.
Give it up for Sarah Tolomash and Mr. Joe List.
Hey, everybody.
Thank you.
There they are.
Where are the cameras?
I can't tell.
There's like nine cameras here.
There's a lot of five.
Doing scandals and animals this week.
Is it true you drugged a woman?
Did you play with her toys?
Hawks eat squirrels.
I feel bad that you have Sarah and I at the same time because I'm 100% Seinfeld
references.
That's true.
And you're not a Seinfeld gal?
Not really.
I mean, I'll sit down and watch and I can enjoy it.
I'm like that with The Simpsons and Family Guy as well.
I'm like, Family Guy is enjoyable, but if you're coming at me with references,
I don't know
your language.
Sure.
Yeah.
It's funny that you, Norman, me, and him are cut from the same cloth.
Yeah.
There's a few others.
Andy Fiore.
Fiore Donnelly is really good.
Yeah, Donnelly's great.
Yeah, it's good.
How often is it on at the house?
It was on the other day.
Every morning?
Every morning.
No, that's ridiculous.
I watch it every day.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Yeah, it's a lot.
My thing is, and maybe we said this before, but I've recorded every Seinfeld
when I was
a boy.
Psycho.
You did.
I have season seven, eight, and nine original broadcasts on VHS and then all
the reruns.
So I had like, I got boxes of tapes.
What movie?
I don't know.
The Departed.
Yeah.
I got boxes of tapes.
You can't be going Seinfeld to Departed.
Wow.
I don't see your references and expect me to pull a line.
Wow.
That's not even a famous line.
It's when he's got the gun.
I got boxes of tapes.
I did not say I knew Jay Riemenschneider.
I said he touched me on the shoulder a little bit.
But anyways, I watched so many when I was a kid.
Every time I came home, Matt Wayne's another one, by the way.
How old were you when that was on the air?
You had to be in high school.
Yeah, I was like eighth, ninth, tenth grade, the finals.
And you were that intense?
Damn, that's an old soul.
I'm an old soul.
Talking about Jewish guys on the Upper East Side and their dating lives.
What?
I was like, what?
Yeah.
Huh.
Okay.
But anyways, I still watch it quite a bit.
Yeah.
So like you said before, I know most of the time I'm watching Seinfeld, Sopranos.
And I've been watching The Wolf of Wall Street over and over again.
It's been driving my girlfriend fucking nuts.
We have a lot of Martin Scorsese going on.
Yeah.
He's good at what he does.
Yeah.
The Irishman.
If that, I just, I'll throw that on.
I'm watching it currently.
Yeah.
I'm watching Seinfeld and The Irishman right now.
Those are just wild shows to put on casual, movies to put on casually.
Well, what was your bad?
Remember I was obsessed with, what's the one?
Manchester by the Sea.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I watched that like 12 times in like four days.
That's fucking nuts, dude.
I love a good kid burning story.
Yeah.
It's a great film.
Casey Affleck, they're trying to kill himself.
That's good cinema right there.
I love it.
That's all I want in my life is to try to kill myself and someone saves me at
the last second.
What are you watching?
Got to get out more, dude.
Right now, I'm into reality TV, Vanderpump Rules.
That's all the rage.
I don't know what the hell that is.
That's been around forever, too.
At least nine years.
I stopped watching after season two because it was kind of lightly boring.
Who's the guy that looks like Zorro?
The guy with the mustache.
Jax?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
That's Tom Sandoval.
So they've called it Scandoval.
Yes.
Yeah.
He cheated with his girlfriend's best friend.
And what are they from?
Is it just a reality show?
It makes me miss waiting tables.
One of them was on, I just Googled it.
One of them was on Real Housewives.
Yeah.
Lisa Vanderpump.
The main whore, as I call her.
That's insensitive.
They're not whores.
They're my friends.
They're not nuns.
They're all delineated from that woman, right?
Yes.
And then you watch some other.
Every time I come home now, you have something else on.
A period piece.
Oh, God.
Why do I not remember anything?
The Queen's Gambit?
It was literally yesterday.
You've come home.
The last two times you've come home, I saw the saved screen thing.
Oh, no, because that's the commercial for Vanderpump Rules.
If you pause it on Peacock, it shows Outlander.
So it makes it look like I'm watching a period piece.
Oh.
But I'm not.
Do you guys watch anything together?
Yeah.
What is the-
Will you sit down and throw something on?
A film.
We'll watch a film.
Yeah.
We-
It's hard because at night you're like, well, we can't get into anything in
depth with
other languages.
Okay.
So it has to be like-
Wait, what do you mean?
Meaning like foreign film-
You don't have the bandwidth to watch at the end of the night.
So a lot of the times it'll be something that we've already seen, like we just
watched
White Man Can't Jump.
Yeah.
The new one or the old one?
The old one.
Okay.
And then-
I didn't beg Joe was a big Jack Harlow guy.
I don't know who that is.
I never heard of this Joe Mayo character.
No, we try to watch movies.
Well, because it's very funny.
We've had both of you in here separately a couple of times.
But equal.
Sure.
Yeah.
And it's-
It's hard to think how you gel.
Yes, because it's everything like, yeah, I don't eat anything she cooks.
He doesn't do this.
We don't do it.
Oh, we gel, baby.
It's very two ships passing in the night, I feel.
Big gel.
A lot of gel.
This is common, though.
I'm like, I do-
I like any movie, but I feel like Joe probably won't sit down and watch the
type of TV that
I watch.
That you want to watch.
Sure.
You're not a reality guy.
No.
It's garbage.
A lot of people think it's trash.
I do, too, but I like-
I call it my sports.
It's entertaining.
It's a long game of mental chess.
Sure.
And it takes 10 years to-
Just to get to the bottom of it.
Yes.
Yes.
Well, I have mental problems, too.
I feel like certain TV feels like it triggers a game show or a reality show.
I feel like I'm wasting my life.
I'm like, I've got to be watching sports or-
Or Seinfeld.
Or a film.
Or Seinfeld for the ninth time.
Or Seinfeld.
But Seinfeld is, I mean, that's as good as it gets.
Yeah.
We watch stuff.
We're doing okay.
Okay, sure.
No, but I'm the same way.
I don't-
My wife will watch what I'm watching.
But you won't watch-
I'm not going to watch her shows.
That's generally the situation.
That's probably how it goes.
Yeah.
But that's-
I want to push back here.
Because we will agree on a film.
Okay.
But a reality show, I will not watch.
For sure.
Nor are you watching a hockey game.
I'm not watching a hockey game.
Yeah, so-
I don't really like watching sports on TV.
No.
I prefer live events.
I just find it boring.
I prefer live events.
She's a fucking aristocrat.
Yeah.
I prefer the live version.
In the box with food and a spread.
So I don't want to make it sound like we're like, we're watching fucking
Titanic, bitch.
Like, we go over a movie.
I'm like, I could watch that.
I can watch that.
So, you know, I don't want to-
Trading places again?
Yeah.
Sit down.
Yeah.
We decided on a movie.
We'll watch a movie.
We go to the movies.
We saw The Blackening the other day.
We did.
Nice.
Yep.
That was fantastic.
Are you guys Kaufman Studio people over in Astoria?
We go quite a bit.
Good movie theater.
But the movies that we like are only in there for one day and then they take
them out.
Like, I wanted to see Sisu.
Okay.
Now I'm off on that.
It's like a revenge kind of movie with Nazi, like, going against the Nazis.
I think it's a Norwegian guy that killed a bunch of Nazis.
Hmm.
But all the, you know, the theater-
Lightening it up a little bit.
Yes.
Jesus.
Somebody take your mind off it.
Yeah.
But I think it was a fun-
I think it's-
I think it's-
I like Manhunter movies.
Yes.
I think it's like Tarantino-y.
Like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.
Okay.
You know, kind of that thing.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Now, if you're-
How does the domain break up in there?
Say there's a hockey game on-
There's a TV in the living room, right?
I assume?
One TV.
One TV.
So-
I go and look at TikToks in the bedroom.
I send her to the bedroom.
On your phone or on the computer?
On my phone.
On your phone.
I don't think anybody's on TikTok on their computer.
I don't know.
It doesn't hit the same.
Okay.
Yeah.
Most apps-
You've tried it.
Yeah.
I just-
It's easier to do mindless scrolling.
And I share quite a few with friends.
And we never reply back to any of the memes or whatever.
Just, hey, check this out.
Yeah.
Check this out on your own time or don't if you don't feel like it.
So if you're watching something, if Joe's watching a hockey game, you're in the
room watching TikTok.
Yes.
Or doing some maybe light work, but most likely TikTok.
Okay.
Sometimes, though, Sarah will work because it's a one-bedroom apartment.
So Sarah will work at the kitchen table, which in my eyeline, the TV's here and
our curtain's very open.
So I'll just have, like, the Bruins playoff game here.
There wasn't many of them this year.
And then Sarah's facing me, like, behind the TV.
I'll stare at him.
I'll stare at him.
That's unsettling.
And then she'll be like, it's weird when you see, like, a boat that looks like
it's far away.
I'm like, what?
I'm like, we're on a power play.
I'll throw out-
I got a nail-biter going here, lady.
I'll start a sentence in the middle.
I'm 