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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Joe Santagato Returns!

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to Everybody's Favorite Podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find
that after the group to be classy.
After just a big old piece of trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.
She's upstairs with the snowplow guy.
Okay.
Don't ask any questions.
Keep it moving.
Radio's very loud up there.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
He's the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He's an international businessman, and he is the gummy bear bandit.
Look out for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
What up, gang?
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Closing in on 200,000 over there.
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And have a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire.
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Works the ones, the twos, the threes, and the fours.
He crosses the T's, and he dots the I's.
Give it up for T-Bone McScruffins.
Toby McMullen, everybody.
What up, T-Bone?
What up, boys?
How are you, bro?
I'm doing great.
We got a cousin, Joey, on here.
Came across the bridge to say hello.
I'm coming back.
All right, I'm back.
I brought a little striadel for you, boys.
A striadel, I brought a nice fresh cookies over there on the table.
Gang, the long hair ain't lying, because we could be more excited to have our
incredibly,
and I mean incredibly special guest, back with us again today.
He is the host of the Juggernaut Podcast.
He's a leader in the industry.
The basement yard.
Give it up for Joe Santagato, everybody.
The kid's here.
Look out.
These are all unbelievable fucking intros, by the way.
I'm just sitting here like, I got to be better at what I'm doing, man.
Like, this is incredible.
Holy shit.
Thanks for coming, buddy.
Did minor league baseball this year.
Worked that out a little bit.
Yeah, I mean, like I said, I came in here, I see the new setup, I'm like, all
right.
Things are going pretty well over here, man.
Unbelievable.
Thank you, buddy.
You're killing it, man.
Congratulations.
Hey, you're not doing too shabby yourself there, big guy.
Not too bad.
It was a crazy year for me.
I feel like the both of us at the same time, like we like did that episode and
then after
that, it was just like, oh, everything's like, yeah.
That's very true.
We were both like kind of middle of the road and then, yeah.
Crazy, man.
Shopping for golf clubs together.
Yeah.
Did you get a title?
Yeah.
Very nice.
And you boys are going on the road.
You're hitting, hitting the pike.
Yes, we are.
Our first show is like in three or two days, whatever the fuck it is, like
three days or
something.
I don't know.
On Friday.
That's awesome.
We have our first show.
I'm really excited about that.
I like, I like delayed doing like live shows for so long, but now I'm like
super excited
for it and I get to do it with Frank for the show.
But yeah, we're fucking, we're hype.
That's sick.
He's your childhood friend.
Yeah.
Dude, you posted a video that almost made me cry.
Did you see that?
It's them two when they're like four making videos and like doing what they do
now and
then shows them selling out like a four million person theater.
I was like, what the fuck is this?
Instead of me and you fighting in an open mic, yelling at each other.
Over and over who gets kills on the scene.
This could be us.
Yeah, we put that out because like we were trying to like convert the footage
because I
had an old camera that recorded on cassette tapes.
Were you that kind of, you were those kids always filming?
And they're just kind of dicking around making stuff.
Yeah, we just like dicking around.
Cause you know, like Jackass was like popular.
So we're like, dude, we should fucking ball up a bunch of socks and throw them
at each
other's nuts.
We just would do shit like that.
Hey man, when it works, it works.
Exactly.
So we were like, we were doing that.
And then, you know, there was some like sketches that we would do and we just
liked, you
know, doing it.
And so I, I went to this place, I had to drive all the way out to like this
place in Jersey,
like pretty deep in Jersey.
It's the most New York thing.
I had to drive all the way to fucking Jersey.
I had to take the tunnel.
37 minutes.
Literally, I think it was like 42.
I was like, I'm never fucking doing this again, bro.
This is terrible.
Such a New York thing.
Lincoln Tunnel was all backed up.
I hate going to fucking Jersey, dude.
New Yorkers don't like it.
I hate, I, George Washington Bridge, I hope falls into the fucking water.
And the tunnel should explode and fill up with water.
I hate it.
All of it sucks.
Oh, that's great.
But yeah, we used to make videos when we were super young though.
We would record a bunch of shit.
And then like, I don't know, like our friends were, when we were in high school,
there was
like this elective class that they took that was like, you have to make a movie
at the
end of the year.
Sure.
So me and him were like, oh, we'll do it.
We just did everyone's projects for like three years in a row.
But then he went away to college and shit.
And like, I started doing like YouTube and stuff.
And then we started doing the podcast together like three years ago.
And now like, if I can do the thing.
Yeah, it's really fucking crazy.
Try not to think about it.
And then I do the same thing.
After the show, I'm going to be like, that's nuts.
Like, all right, fine.
Now we can celebrate.
You got a new place.
You got a new spot.
Did you buy it?
You're renting?
What are you doing?
No, I'm renting right now.
Really?
I'm still renting.
Yeah.
I think in the next couple of years, I do want to buy like an investment
property or something.
I'm surprised you don't have four of them.
Yeah, I know.
Sharp kid like you?
He is a shark.
Probably own this building.
It's a shell corporation.
I pay everything.
She's like, thanks so much for the rent checks, by the way, guys.
I really appreciate it.
It's going up next month about 30%.
Tell Tootie I said hello.
But yeah, no, I rent this place.
And I always like bounce around like apartments too.
And I think that's why I haven't really like thought about buying like anything.
I'm thinking about like buying a house in the next like four years.
Where would that be?
Yeah.
Burbs, obviously.
Like Burb-ish.
Jersey?
Yeah.
Nah.
I just sat in the tunnel.
I'm going to blow it up.
Yeah, that's what everybody says until they move out there.
It's like.
Find a nice place.
It's a very nice backyard.
It's like you can't get this anywhere.
Like Nutley, New Jersey or something.
Maybe like Westchester or something.
I definitely not Long Island.
Garrison is in bed.
Definitely not Long Island.
I don't want to go that way.
You don't want to go out to the island.
No, I don't.
What about Staten Island?
It's nice though.
Staten Island is crazy.
Jersey's got a better chance than that.
Jesus.
I like Staten Island.
I've been there.
I'm not kidding.
I've been there one time in my life.
Yeah, it's crazy.
New Yorkers just don't go.
Or twice.
Twice, I think.
Because like, why though?
Sure.
Unless you know people in Staten Island, which you don't.
I would never be friends with those animals.
No, but they go to high school there and then they go to the Staten Island
College, whatever
the fuck it's called.
The College of Staten Island or whatever the fuck.
You're talking about it like it's another planet.
It literally is, bro.
One way in, one way out.
It's the bridge and that's it.
Gabagool University?
You got to take a boat to get there?
I don't know.
Yeah, I've only been a couple of times.
It's to do podcasts when Chrissy D was over there.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I like it out there.
I like when you get over the bridge into, because to get back to Philly, I
would go through
the city and that's become a nightmare.
Like you said, Lincoln Tunnel, the GW.
So I've been trying to outsmart it and go around and go over the Verrazano and
then go through
Staten Island.
And when you get over there, you're like, oh, this is all right.
I'll be honest.
Then you're like, I'm an hour away from home.
It's crazy.
Yeah, just look at Google Maps and you're like, just the distance.
It's three miles.
Dude, it's brutal when you're like, I've been in the car for an hour.
I'll leave Jersey over the GW.
I'll get to Jersey and I'll be like, I've been in the car for an hour and I can
see I'm
not even past the Empire State Building yet.
You're like, I can see where I left from here.
Yeah, this sucks.
And I've been in the car for a day.
Like, what the fuck is going on?
Kippy's got the quick out in case anything gets jammed up in the city.
I live right by the GW, right at the foot of the GW.
He's calling.
I bang a right.
Don't call him.
He ain't waiting for you.
He's already made it abundantly clear.
Look out your window and see if the traffic is really bad.
Of course.
And I have my car parked right facing to it.
So if the apocalypse is it, dude, I'm two lights and I'm out.
Yeah.
Some gallons of water and some contact lenses.
Kids are gone.
What's the new place like?
Is it, uh, without divulging too much.
Sure.
It's, uh, I, it's the best place I've ever lived in.
But, like, it's super nice.
It's right on the water in Greenpoint.
So it's got a beautiful view of Manhattan.
Doorman?
Doorman.
Rotating cast of Doorman.
Is that good or bad?
It's bad when Christmas comes and you're like, who do I pay for this?
Gonna ask you that.
Because there was times where I had the card ready to give to the guy that,
because there's
two guys that I know when I go down there, right?
This guy, Ryan, and the other guy who's, I, honestly, I forget his name right
now.
Sure.
But, like, I know those guys.
There's usually, I'm imagining in a building like that, there's tiers.
There's the guy that runs the doorman, and then there's the, you know, the
players.
And usually a lot of times in the mailbox or, like, at the front, they'll go,
like, hey,
it's Jim.
Like, happy holidays from the staff.
Jim, Joe, Billy, Bobby, Tommy.
And so they didn't do that, but, like, there's a lot right next to my building,
so that's
where I park my car.
Okay.
And those guys, like, and also this is kind of weird, but, like, obviously, so
it's like
a valet, because you text, and then they bring your car up or whatever, and in
my car was
a card, and it had all of their names.
Yeah.
But there was, like, 20 names, and I'm like, what am I doing with this?
Like, I'm not doing this.
It's all, like, their brothers and stuff.
Their whole family.
The two guys who I see all the time that work there, those are the ones that I'm
like,
okay.
Would you grease them?
Yeah, what do you grease?
I bet you said a card.
Are we talking gift cards here?
No, like, wait, what?
No.
Oh, envelope, okay.
I just wrote, like, you know, thanks, happy holidays.
Oh, you do?
You go that far?
Yeah, yeah.
He's a nice guy.
He's a sweet boy.
I go cold cash in hand.
Oh, you just go, here you go.
I did something even.
I just did cash in an envelope.
No name or anything.
Just here you go.
Not even sealed.
Get to it quick.
I think it won at the track.
I also didn't know the protocol with this because I'm like, I feel bad
essentially having
a valet every day, and I'm like, I don't give them anything.
Sure.
Oh, you don't.
Because I can't have cash on me all the time to just give people, you kn