Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Bunny Ranch Vacation w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Bunny Ranch Vacation w/ Kippy & Foley

Gang, the 2024 Through the Roof Tour is just a few short weeks away.
Grab up the squad, come out and see the boys.
Stand-up comedy show, then we play a little AYG with the crowd.
Great way to introduce people to the show.
Yeah, first leg we got, we got Charlotte, North Carolina, Nashville, Tennessee,
Tampa, Florida, and Atlanta, Georgia.
Tampa, that is the only show for Florida we have on the book,
so if you're in the area, get your tickets.
Let's party, RUGarbage.com.
Let's go.
Welcome to another exciting edition of RUGarbage,
the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is RUGarbage.
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians,
and we find out if they're good to be classy or just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.
I haven't seen her in a couple of days.
Oh, no.
Getting a little concerned.
Okay.
There's a car parked out at the Philadelphia airport with luggage in it.
She's nowhere to be found.
Nowhere to be found.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table.
It's what we call a family episode over here at RUGarbage.
Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies.
He is the CEO of RUGarbage.
He is an international businessman and the new spokesman for Haribo Gummy Bears.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
Shout out to you, gang.
Thanks for tuning in.
As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube.
As you know, those numbers are...
True to real.
Cooking.
Then, obviously, the greatest website of all time.
You go over there, www.patreon.com slash RUGarbage.
You go over there, you get up to two bajillion hours worth of content, gang.
You got all sorts of behind-the-scenes stuff.
You get hard feelings every week.
A bonus AYG every week.
All the old videos we've done.
And we got Ireland coming up.
Got Ireland coming up.
You got the trip to Disney World over there.
Can't wait to get back to the old country, boys.
You know what I saw in one of the early videos we did that was so fucking funny?
Your first limo ride.
Yeah.
Remember that?
For the listener, fully never been in a limo.
So, he just rented a limo, drove around New York City, and got fucked up.
Drank fake champagne.
It was Coors Light.
That's all I could get my hands on at the time.
I felt like the prom queen in there.
Kidby got a little handsy later on.
My dress is over my head.
My dad dragging you out of the limo.
Get your hands off it.
He's a good kid.
How about a nice quick shout-out to our producer extraordinaire, the old magic
man.
Makes us all look good.
Works the ones, the twos, the threes, and the fours.
He crosses the T's, and he dots the I's, and just added to his resume, director,
T-Bone
McScruffins, Toby McMullen, everybody.
I know it.
Got a hit on your hands.
What up a minute, my friend.
Oh, Hollywood's calling.
Christopher Nolan can kick rocks.
The kid's in town.
There's a script doctor who needs some coffee.
Buddy, I can't thank you enough.
For the big smash.
I can't thank all the bozos, all the homies, everybody that shared it,
everybody with the
comments, everybody with the messages.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Toby, you did a brilliant job, man.
You too, buddy.
I love you.
If you don't know, my first debut half-hour stand-up special is available on
the RU Garbage
YouTube page right now, live in Madison.
And that's not it.
What's up, big guy?
Woo, because we got another one coming down the pipeline, Kippy in the big room,
baby.
Look out.
From the Fillmore in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Yes.
Kippy's first half-hour special is going to be dropping real soon.
Yes.
We're like Marvel, filming them back-to-back.
Boom, boom.
Yeah.
One of the rings.
Yeah, at the end of the last tour, so we toured all last year, and at the end
of the
tour, the last handful of shows, we each recorded a half-hour stand-up comedy.
Yes, we did.
To put out there on a used-to page.
So check it out.
You get a little bit of that at the live shows, because we each do about 25, 30
minutes,
and then we do RU Garbage with the Crowd at the end.
It's a good fucking time.
We're playing a lot of big venues this time, so come on out, baby.
We're going to need you.
Get your aunt, your uncle, get your grandma from the nursing home, your pee-pah.
Bought a tour bus for a weekend run.
We're in deep, gang.
It's all right, all.
We're in deep.
Come out and see us.
But again, Toby, thank you.
Unbelievable job.
I can't wait to see Kippies.
Congratulations to you, and just again, thanks, everybody.
Talking about getting married.
Congratulations to you.
She's a good girl.
You know, they say absences make the heart grow fonder, the whole nine yards.
Give me some fucking advice.
Boys are cooking, baby.
You know about the cup sizes?
You got A, B, C, and B.
I know about the cup sizes.
Yeah, but fantastic.
The Army of Garbage came through in fucking numbies, baby.
Right away.
We, you know, we did the YouTube live premiere type thing or whatever it's
called.
And, I mean, fucking thousands of people in there chatting it up.
But that thing was fucking fire.
It was fun.
We were all in different spots.
I was in a grocery store freaking out in the cheese aisle.
Pacing, dude.
Yeah, it was, yeah, it was, it was, it was pretty, it was.
I was hammer drunk on a beach in Hawaii, dude.
It was all hands on deck.
I was cranking German heaters on a porch, dude.
Just steamrolling them fucking things on borrowed Wi-Fi from the neighbor.
Hey, you know how Churchill and FDR felt when the boys hit the beach at Normandy.
Yeah, it was fucking.
Give me the play-by-play.
It was a tightrope, man.
Luke was the only guy in New York going, we all need to be back in the same,
dude.
Everybody was in different time zones.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was awesome.
But shout out to the fucking Army of Garbage, baby.
We're happy to do these.
We're fucking very proud of these.
Put forward so you guys can see them.
And we're very excited for the new tour.
Yeah.
Come see us.
I got a question for you.
Lay it on me, fatty.
This happened to me last week.
It's more of a, it's a, what would you, what do you, what's the etiquette
situation?
Is it trashy?
What would you do?
What would you do, AYG style?
So let's say you're out, you and the lady, you're out to dinner, you're out to
lunch.
Been there.
Whatever.
Mm-hmm.
Somebody pops by the table.
Sure.
Could be, you know, not a, you know, close friend.
Could be, you know, an acquaintance, somebody you see in the building.
Okay.
Whatever.
The food just hit the table.
Mm-hmm.
They walk by.
Sure.
Hey, what's going on?
Get the fuck out of my face.
I got mozzarella sticks to get onto, big guy.
Good to, it's not a situation where it's like, hey, do you want to join us?
That's not happening.
I never, I would never do that ever.
If the food just got dropped.
Oh, I would say sit, yeah, sit down.
That only happens in TV shows and you want to join us.
I mean, you're going to fucking, you're going to screw up the host.
It's got a system going here.
You're jamming up the ticket times.
I mean, there's, there's change.
I already dropped my fries that, in the back.
Okay.
So, somebody pops by.
Uh-huh.
And is chatting a little bit.
It's more towards the bird, not really towards you.
It's her friend, let's say.
I start coughing real loud.
Ah!
Anybody, is it hot in here?
Start acting like I got COVID.
How long do you keep, what's the etiquette on how long do you keep conversation
going
before you start to bite, nibble a little bit?
Okay, wow.
What do you do?
Very good.
I can't believe this hasn't been broached.
Because I'll tell you what I did.
Yeah, I think it should be, listen.
Say hello with spaghetti in your mouth.
Hook in my trough bag up.
You start eating hers.
Are you going to finish that?
I'll let you two talk.
I got a little surf and turf.
I don't want to just get close.
Surf and turf.
They're making table-side guacamole for you.
What do you do, man?
Listen, here's my analysis of the situation.
Because I got yelled at.
That person, no, that person's in the wrong.
If you're, if you're, they should go, hey, just wanted to say hi.
You know, well, I'll text you later.
I'll call you next week.
Hi, how you been?
Okay.
They should go, oh, shit, your food just got dropped.
I'm getting out of the, I'm getting out of the way.
That's what it should be.
So I would, you give them 10 seconds and then start.
10 seconds?
I gave them five minutes.
My eggs were cold.
My eggs were cold.
That's crazy.
No, that's nuts.
So I mean, dude, my eggs start getting cold.
No.
So I start going in a little bit.
What kind of eggs are we talking?
Scrambies.
All right.
If they were sunny-side up or something, you got to move quick.
Oh, man.
Scrambies, I'll give you.
I don't do sunny-side up, man.
I feel like they're looking at me.
Fucking beef.
Is that a half a beak in there?
Chicken with a lazy eye.
I don't like that at all.
I don't like sunny-sides.
I got to flip them.
Listen.
Yeah, you should.
I mean, five minutes.
A minute is too long.
It should be.
They're in the wrong for holding you up, for sure.
I got yelled at, because I started eating.
I mean, yeah.
I, you know.
It was breakfast.
I was starving.
Yeah, that's great.
I mean, crazy.
Can I ever have cold eggs before?
You're watching the steam disappear.
You're like, come on!
I'm trying to get life back in them.
Get a heat lamp out here.
Yeah, man.
I gave them five minutes.
Yeah, plus dirtbag like you.
You know they're seating you by the door.
That thing's opening and closing.
Oh, freezing.
Yeah, that's tough.
You can't.
I mean, I would say 30 seconds.
Like, they should.
I mean, that's nuts.
And then.
Who are you, Denzel and the Equalizer?
Then, as you start eating, they should take it as a sign of, oh, I'll let you
guys go.
That's kind of what I thought.
That's what it should be.
Because I'm pretty good at moving people along.
Sure.
Aren't I?
Yeah.
Some would say mean, but okay.
Rude.
Thank you.
It's good to see you.
Hey, lady, my eggs are cold.
Hey, thanks for stopping by.
All right!
You have any Tabasco on you?
I just wanted to get your opinion.
No one cares!
Shut up!
She's dead, all right?
Let me eat!
The bank burned!
Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's.
I took some heat for that.
I kind of, listen, I understand all points of view in that.
Sure.
It is a little, you should just let them have the conversation.
But also, to me, she's in the wrong.
So, if you give her any time, you're winning.
And also, I think it is nice to go, oh, I'm going to start eating my fucking,
what do you
do?
What was the complete breakfast, by the way?
It was a buffet, to be honest with you.
Okay, well, okay.
Well, that changes things.
Why?
These are refillable eggs you got here.
I wasn't sitting at the buffet.
I didn't have a sterno underneath me.
That changes it a little bit.
Well, it does.
They're not made to order.
No.
So, you could, you could just get up and get.
What, just throw the plate out?
You could eat them and then go get warm ones.
That's what I would have done.
Nick put them back.
He's staring at me.
Yeah, sturdy is a little.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, which plate was it?
Had, was this the first trip to the buffet?
Oh, good point.
This is the second.
If this is the second.
I resent that question.
Had you had a, had you had some bread or something already to start off?
Excuse me one second.
That's a great question.
Thanks for bringing that up.
I would like to, uh, time.
Can you repeat that one more time?
It was my first plate.
Uh, yeah, they're in the wrong.
Oh, that person's in the wrong.
I understand it's, it's a little uncouth.
Like, you should wait until conversation is over.
I was, I was being involved in the conversation.
I wasn't eating the way I would normally eat.
You know?
I'm going 