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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Lil Sas Returns!

Oh my god, get a look at this place. Who let us in the front door?
Hachimachi, the army of garbage invades town hall in New York City.
Gang, we're going to be there this week, Thursday, May 9th at 7 o'clock for a
little stand-up comedy,
and then we're going to play a little AYG with the crowd in one of the most
iconic, most beautiful theaters in the city.
Hoo-wee, don't steal nut, no smoking, no public urination, all tickets
available at RUGarbage.com.
See you there.
Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage.
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is RU Garbage.
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that
it's good to be classy.
Yeah.
But they're just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition.
She's up in Canada doing a little fly fishing.
Okay.
A couple of the boys from Halliburton took her up there.
Very nice.
I think one of the execs from Boeing, too.
So we'll see if she makes it back.
All right.
My co-host is coming at you from right next to me.
He's the CEO of RU Garbage.
Whoa, what a swing in the mix.
I'm trying to go political.
I saw, yeah.
It took me a minute, but I got there.
Yeah.
He's the CEO of RU Garbage.
He's an international businessman.
I think I just spit in his coffee.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin J.
Ryan, everybody.
God damn it.
What's up, everybody?
Thanks for tuning in.
You for sure did if you admitted it.
Luke, let's see if we can get that in super slow-mo.
That's right there.
Thanks for tuning in.
As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.
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As you know, those numbers are.
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Slash RU Garbage.
Go over there and get all that content, baby.
How about a nice shout out to our producer extraordinaire, the Magic Man.
Makes us all look good.
Works the ones, the twos, the threes, and the fours, the fives, the six, the
sevens, the eights.
Give it up for T-Bone McScruffins.
Tommy McMullen, everybody.
What up, boys?
Hey, buddy.
What up, T-Bone?
I'm excited.
We got one of my favorite people in the city in here, dude.
He's got the kitten town.
I love this guy.
Hilarious, great guy, and gives you faith that people from Massachusetts can be
nice.
Hell of a dresser, too.
I'll tell you.
Gang, the long hair ain't lying because we couldn't be more excited to have our
incredibly,
and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today.
We got a lot of catching up to do.
He's one of the stars over there in the Barstool universe.
Hot young kid on the scene.
Everybody loves him.
You can hear him every week on his amazing podcast, Son of a Boy Dad with Mr.
Francis Ellis
and our good pal, Roan.
Give it up for a little sass, everybody.
Hello.
What's up, Harry?
How's it going?
How are you, bud?
Chilling, buddy.
Thank you for having me again.
As it's brought up, your outfit choices are-
How's finals going?
Dude, I'll be honest.
Nothing grinds my gears more than this.
I know.
This wasn't a setup.
No, I wear clothes, and I'm like, yeah, this is a good fit.
And then everywhere I go, people are like, what the fuck are you wearing?
Just like you work at Modell's in the 90s, dude.
And trying out for Nirvana.
But I like that.
See, he's rocking the old school shit.
He's doing the long tee under the regular tee.
Dude, I'll wear like a collared shirt on our podcast, and all the comments will
be like,
it looks like you're about to protest affordable housing.
And I'm like, I thought this was like a nice outfit.
You do got a protest face.
Parents are all pissed off.
It's good to see you, pal.
Yeah, man.
I want to get right into it.
So the last time you were here, my friend, there was a lot of red flags.
Now, you're a young guy, obviously, but there was a lot of things.
The room situation was pretty bad.
Psychopath, I believe.
Mattress on the floor.
Yeah.
Nintendo 64.
Yeah.
All right.
It was a dicey situation.
It was.
Has any of that improved?
Yeah.
I mean, it's improved.
Well, so I got a bed frame.
Okay.
But I got a bed frame probably like a month ago.
All right.
There we go.
So I slept on the ground for probably a year since we last spoke.
Okay.
And then.
And how old were you?
You're what?
24?
I'm 23 now.
23.
Okay.
Yeah.
Young guy.
Young kid.
Yeah.
And I got a bed frame.
I got a rug.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Where did you buy these?
Amazon.
Amazon.
Amazon everything.
So you took everything out of the room and you redid it, basically.
Same apartment, same room?
Same apartment, yeah.
Same room.
Yeah.
When you say you got a bed frame, did you get just a metal frame?
Metal frame.
Or is it just a straight metal frame?
Just a straight metal frame.
And you have a box spring?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you have a box spring, you have a mattress.
No duvet, I would assume.
No, no, no.
No duster going around.
No.
So I can see under your bed.
You can see the wheels.
Is it on wheels?
No, it's not on wheels.
You know those metal frames?
I think it is, and he doesn't realize it.
He might have not put the wheels on.
No, that would suck if it was on wheels.
They all are.
That was big back.
No, but now they do sell them that are just the little stubby legs.
So you just had to clamp them together and that was it.
No backboard.
No backboard.
Headboard.
Backboard.
What about a backboard?
I had a headboard before.
The all-star game?
No, I got a mini hoop, dude.
It's good.
The problem with those bed frames with a headboard is they take forever to set
up, and you're
setting it up where the room is the size of the bed frame.
So it's a pain in the ass to set up.
So this one, I looked up the easiest one to set up.
Dude, it took me one minute.
Okay.
It just unfolds, and then it's done.
All right.
That's a great piece of furniture.
Yeah, it is.
You're the only person I know that has shopped that way.
Oh, yeah.
What's the easiest bed frame?
You Googled what's the easiest bed frame to set up.
Dude, because if you set up those ones for, they take forever, and then your
back starts
hurting.
You're like, your hamstrings start getting sore.
What are you, 82?
Dude, when you're in that position, just on the hard floor, just screwing shit
in.
Sure.
Your knees start hurting.
Yeah.
I mean, you're 23 years old.
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
This is the time to do it.
And do you have a selection of tools at the house?
No, he's got a bunch of good gushers and stuff.
No, I have a hammer.
You have a hammer?
And I just use, like, whatever they send to set it up.
The Allen wrench.
Allen keys.
Yeah.
What, are you smashing a cane of beans?
It is funny.
I have a knife, too.
And I was talking to my friends about this the other day.
I have, like, a L.L. Bean, like, wooden handle pocket knife.
Okay.
That I was, like, pumped.
I thought when I got it, I was going to be, like, filleting trout on a river
with it.
And I've only used it just to open up boxes.
That's the only thing.
But you feel official when you open up boxes with it.
I got the same thing.
When you get to a certain age, you use your keys for that shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Love using my keys.
I got one that has been sharpened from using it on boxes for so long.
Really?
Oh, this thing's a throat slit.
It'll open you up, dude.
It's like a shank.
Sounds like you got a lot going on over there at the apartment.
Busy weekend.
I'm opening other people's packages.
Nah, I'm fully in 2F.
I got it for you.
Okay, and what's the, uh, any upgrades in the kitchen area, in the cook?
Are you cooking at home?
Because I think last time you weren't cooking.
You are solo, right?
It's your own place.
Yeah, solo.
You rent it or you own it?
I rent it.
Okay.
Um, now I wish the cooking.
I wish.
Yeah, no.
Guy with a shirt like that?
He does well.
What are you talking about?
I think he's got a nice little nest egg tucked away.
Probably into crypto and Litecoin and all that stuff.
I wish.
I actually just invested for the first time.
Okay, let's, that's very, into what?
A week ago.
An eighth of weed.
Oh, yeah.
I split a quarter with my buddy.
But we're going to flip that this weekend.
You figure you save on a Graham's saloon.
I bought a couple, uh, a couple apes.
What are those things called?
You know what I'm talking about.
What are the, uh.
You bought an NFT?
No, no, I'm kidding.
That was the joke I was getting at.
Oh, I was like, I don't know.
Also, I got pretty jealous.
I'm like, are they back?
I might have to get in an eight game.
Jokes like that don't work when you don't remember what it's called.
And then you have to ask.
You gotta ask what it's called.
No, I put money into Fidelity Go.
What's that?
It's the future.
You hear that out there, kids?
That's what the salesman told you.
It's the future.
No, it's like some, it's just like a Fidelity.
Sounds like a WNBA.
Yeah, it's like a, what are they called?
The Vanguard account?
I think it's similar to that.
All right, cool.
Yeah, it invests money for you.
But it's Fidelity.
But it's Fidelity.
Ooh.
Did you do that on your own?
Or did your parents line you up with that?
My sister told me to do it.
Yeah.
And then I did a personal one where I put some money in Tesla.
Nice.
Okay.
What are we talking about here?
And then they laid off 400 people the next day.
That's good.
Lower expenses.
This kid's the kiss of death.
Fucking spaceship blows up on a launch pad.
Fuck.
The thing is, the thing is, I don't like, I like all my money.
I like all, I like to have all my money.
Sure.
I'm a liquid guy.
I like to all be liquid.
I respect that.
I like to, it's my money and I need it now.
Where is it?
And then people are like, you got to invest.
And it's like, well, the Bruins are playing tonight.
How about I put all of it on that instead?
Make some quick game.
You're 23.
You'll go broke and make money again.
That's how it happens.
Oh, yeah.
Nobody loses two games in a row.
That's going to be all right.
Can I ask you what the number was on those investments?
What'd you drop?
Good amount of money.
Good amount of money.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I respect that.
A lot of my money.
He's doing good.
He's got a good job over a barstool.
You do well on the road.
You're a bit of a drawl.
The barstool money is not a lot of money, but the road money is good.
The road money is decent.
It depends, though.
I mean, you guys know.
So in the thousands we're talking.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You didn't put 300 bucks in there.
I didn't put 300 bucks in there.
My dad told me to put 80% of my money in it.
That's crazy.
And I was like, yeah, I'm not my dad.
That sounds like he's working for this rich guy.
That's fucking nuts, dude.
Not in the Fidelity Go, not Tesla.
Okay, in the Fidelity Go.
Yeah, but I was like, I'm not.
That's crazy.
I'm not doing that.
80% of my money?
I got none of that.
Dude, that's like four or five grand.
And we give you shit, but dude, us, I mean, I know I could speak personally.
Me, at your age, I mean, that wouldn't even be a thought in my mind.
I got a savings account and I feel pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, the problem is I got all my money in a fucking, in a Rockland Trust,
zero interest
savings account.
What's a Rockland Trust?
Is the name of your bank?
It's a local Massachusetts bank.
And all of my money is out of there.
What do you do?
Yeah.
How do you go to, you can't go to a branch, can you?
No, no, there's nowhere to go.
When I signed my lease for this apartment, I had to get like a cashier's check
and Rockland
Trust was like, we don't do, we don't do cashier's checks.
So it was like, dude, signing my lease was the most chaotic.
Man, that is a true, and I'm the same way up at the lease, the lease for here.
Yeah.
It's like, when paperwork is needed and all the I's have to be dotted, T's have
to be
crossed, and e