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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Luke Combs!

hang on a second there gang you got a lot of chances to come see an are you
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december 13th all
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another exciting edition of
are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are
classy individuals
or absolute trash now here are your hosts kevin ryan and h foley
hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this
is are you
garbage oh yeah it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians
and we find it out
to be classy yeah but you're just a big old piece of trash trash i'm your host
stage foley coming at
you on a very special day for a very special episode we are here at metlife
stadium out in the swamps
a jersey and tootie's out there trying to hotwire a golf cart so she'll be
getting picked up by the
new jersey state troopers okay sometime in the near future my co-host is coming
at you from right next
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looks like a roadie for
fucking luke combs hey man cut the sleeves off your shirt boil some peanuts
grab a red cup we got a
country boy in here dude gang the long hair ain't lying because we couldn't be
more excited to have
our incredibly and i mean incredibly special guest here with us today he was
nice enough to open up
his green room to us he is in town here at metlife to do a couple of big big
shows out here in jersey
he is a two-time country god damn it
he is a two-time country country music association entertainer of the year he
is a multi-platinum artist
and an international superstar but the big question everybody's mind today is
he garbage give it up
luke combs everybody what's up first one i ever messed up i swear to god no it's
not true that's
not true we'll be snipping around that a little bit how you doing bro thanks
for coming man yeah
thanks for having me yeah thanks for coming in buddy we really appreciate it
congrats on everything
thanks thanks obviously the tour the album yes just killing it yeah it's been
crazy it's been
crazy a couple of years yeah that's awesome give us the backstory give us give
us the origin
north carolina kid north carolina guy yeah i was born in charlotte okay north
carolina um moved to
ashville me and my parents moved to ashville when when any brothers and sisters
only child only child
solo flying solo yeah gotcha how old were you when you moved uh eight okay so
eight so it was like
second grade third grade gotcha single family home single family home nice any
relatives and cousins
anything like that i had a bunch of yeah in charlotte so like my mom's whole
side of my mom's family all
lived lived in charlotte still lives in charlotte okay okay so i grew up all my
cousins like my my mom's
got a sister and a brother and they both had kids and we're all kind of similar
how close and proximal was
anybody like neighbors do you have any of that like your answer next door
neighbor type shit
that's a good way to put it country mile though it was all pretty close you
know it was all pretty
close yeah okay and what uh would your parents do growing up uh my dad was a
pretty much like a
maintenance man so okay uh he did that my mom was uh she had a few jobs but she
worked it uh started
out at at least the job that i first knew she had she worked at first union
bank okay um she was
she started as a teller uh and then she got in the uh hr department and then
the mortgage department
worked there for 22 years through like first union got bought by wachovia okay
and then wachovia got
bought by wells the mergers and acquisitions oh yeah dude it was big talk there's
nobody else to talk
to dude you know i can't catch that check without an id sir let's go yeah i don't
care if i know your
face and then she got uh and then when so like when wells fargo when they took
over they eliminated
the position that my mom held at the at wachovia they eliminated that job like
from their business
or whatever um not shout out wells fargo yeah canning my mom after 22 years
appreciate that um
so then she worked this guy holds a grudge dude that's bozo shit dude it's like
what are you doing
um but so then she worked uh she worked hr at a women's prison all right damn
but that was like
once i was in college i was like already out of the house and gotcha that
happened um so actually
both my parents retired as state employees of north carolina pretty good pensions
there you go
so they live in the same house that you grew up in in uh ashville they did
until about two years ago
they moved to nashville uh once we had kids there you go i've got i've got two
boys i've got a two
year old okay i've got a two-year-old and uh next month one-year-old damn
congratulations move quick
it's been busy at the house there we go i've been busy at the house but yeah
they live about 12 minutes
from me now okay and what was the name of the street that you grew up on the
name of the street that
i grew up on was uh hickory tree road damn that's some country shit right there
dude hickory tree
road cul-de-sacs in that neighborhood no no it just ran this just ran off a
cliff
yeah just into a lake or something river actually what was what was the grocery
store growing up
ingles ingles i don't know ingles was it good how did it shape up in the area
yeah solid yeah it was
not it was it's like a big chain really like i'd say western north carolina deli
counter deli counter
back there oh yeah yeah whole deal they had them kind of like northern south
carolina like upstate
south carolina and then eastern or western north carolina all right it's kind
of like their area
gotcha that's a first for us i've never seen one outside of there yeah what was
la covia bought them
what was the family car growing up oh family car uh mom had a subaru baja do
you know what that is
it was like a rally car driver kind of like a ski instructor like a liberal el
camino yes it has
the little has the small bed in the back yeah dude liberal el camino they
always had like yellow
brown and red on the side like a little yeah a little panic on it oh yeah man
it was sharp
they only made like four of those first time i drove a car i drove a subaru
baja to get bojangles
damn so it was a killer ride i was i was 11 years old it was cool man it was
cool and my dad's car
was the work van okay so oh he had the work van yeah he had the work van well
you'll have to drive
it we'll have to ride in the work van i rode the work van i would i
occasionally went to work with
my dad okay um was that the first job like going to work with him uh my first
job was uh ashville's
fun depot go-kart operator laser tag extraordinaire climbing wall joe dirt dude
yeah bumper cars dude
redemption counter you didn't fix the go-karts no you just you just i just get
everybody i just like
blew the whistle at your kid if they like hit the wall yeah do you have fun
thing where you drove on
the side by like you like steered it yeah it was like any driver i drive like
in the passenger seat
of the doubles yeah everyone's like damn look how cool that guy's going in
reverse the whole way
learned how to do it in a bar and then you knew which cars were like juiced
like we could like
take the screws the governor and shit yeah and the kids would be like i'll race
you you know you're
like yeah man i'll just hop in this one go get the bar i'll throw him what's up
any big wrecks when
you were working there oh yeah all the time the thing that blew me away about
working there
to be honest with you was you would get so you know i'm 16 or 17 years old i'm
high school football
player so the guy that so our our gm was the like the head coach of the little
league team okay the
little league football team so anyone that played for the high school like if
you wanted a job there
he got automatically in so it was me and like all my football buddies were
playing there or we're
working there and so we got like the best shifts and all that stuff and um yeah
which was sick
i mean it's true though damn dude what's the good shit yeah get all the good
the best job though the
best i got the graveyard because when we start when i started working there it
was like a new place
dude it's like a it's like a jose canseco chucky cheese okay it was like state
of the art at the
time i got 100 and it was new when i started working there yeah and so it was
so busy that they
had an overflow lot in the bottom the best job was every one idiot from my high
school and me
he's up top i'm at the bottom we just sat with walkie talkies and i would just
be like is there
any parking spots up there and he'd be like nope and then be like all right
there's no parking spots
you're parking down here and that was a mobster that was the job dude yeah it
was it was awesome
that was my favorite job a lot of big wrecks though a lot of big wrecks a lot
of big wrecks we had like
the loop-de-loop oh no kind of vibe going down the go-kart track we had outdoor
and indoor go-karts
so the indoor they did it all it was sick it was sick it's like r.i.p it's out
of business now
uh it was cool in its day a bit of an archaic business model once video games
got to make
you know um it was you know it was kind of that thing tony hawk ruined
everything yeah yeah
and uh man the indoor go-karts were electric outdoor were gas damn um and so
the thing that
always blew my mind you know you had to be x tall and like seven or whatever to
drive a go-kart
well you'd go they play it fast and loose down there seven
but you'd have like the shrimpiest kid come in right he's like you know i mean
this kid's four
uh-huh and the parents are like he's seven and i'm like i'm like seven's
already sketched for you
to be driving the car well he is smoking so i guess i gotta let him through
there's no way so i would
add the the best way because the parents are like what do you tell me how old
my kid is you know
i'm not in high school dude i don't get paid enough to argue with the 40 to
fight a dad yeah
about you know fighting some dude yeah so i would just ask his kid what year
were you born and they're
like and i'm like you're out no shit like if they didn't know because the kid
knows their birthday
uh-huh sure even if they're five they know what year they're born but they're
not sharp enough to
do the math on three years or whatever like what year did i need to be born
they can never get that
even if it's like two years old so that was always my foolproof method dude
yeah i like how you're
just schooling six-year-olds like dude they can't even figure this out i swear
idiots right yeah it
was awesome that was awesome kids can't even tie their own shoes okay what was
uh what was like a
family vacation like growing up oh we didn't have a lot man uh we didn't have a
lot myrtle beach
or which is a dirtbag's dream