Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Stepdad's Pool Party w/ Kippy & Foley
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Stepdad's Pool Party w/ Kippy & Foley

hang on a second there gang you got a lot of chances to come see an are you
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december 13th all
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another exciting edition of
are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are
classy individuals
or absolute trash now here are your hosts kevin ryan and h foley
hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this
is are you
garbage you know it it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians
and we find it
at the group to be classy or they're just a big old piece of trash garbage i'm
your host h foley
coming at you on a sweltering day we're out back here at tooties in the new
edition she's upstairs in
the tub doing a little cold plunge okay trying to ice down those those knobbers
he's got my co-host
coming at you from across the table it's what we call a family episode just the
boys the bozos and the
homies give it up for the king of the boardwalk the chicken parm hero he's a
downtown guy but he's
got uptown problems give it up for kj kevin james ryan everybody what up gang
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tell me go over to are you garbage.com pick up tickets to the philly show baby
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turnpike billboards going
up on the fucking i don't know that i've seen them for our friends that have
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on 95 which is whoo baby all the loves that got away are gonna see my big ugly
mug
there's gonna be a lot of contractors driving down that road being like i just
fired that guy
that guy sold me a bad roof gang how about a nice shout out to our producer
extraordinaire that old
magic man makes us all look good works the ones the twos the threes and the
fours he crosses the t's
and he dots the eyes it's t-bone mcscruffins toby mcmullin everybody what up
boys what's up i'm
doing great i have a question for you buddies go ahead pal sign me in does
anything die faster than
the dreams of summer i thought i was gonna be back flipping into fishing
swimming holes
piling around in rivers nope you're sweating it out on the q train is what you're
doing
like it's the 80s dude it's bad it sucks i don't like doing nothing that's why
you catch me down
in wildwood baby king of the boards i'm down there i'm dude i am i might move
down there permanently
it's a good freaking commute up take the ferry up take the boat
captain kip let's go pulling up to the staten island ferry doc what are you
leaving
this guy's been sitting there forever that always i was uh i never really i
would drive
a boat anytime i was on a boat i would be like they were never driving they
would let you when
you were out there like none of like the tactical shit sure just like hold it
you know why i let my
stepdad lit a heater crack the beer or something like that and you don't drive
a boat you pilot a boat
yeah yeah is that true i have a boat qi roll i get laid on boats all right that's
what i do what
swingers cruise and all male swingers it's the only time he's around other
whales
holy shit that one's on a boat they're all getting jealous uh
what i was never good at the uh tactical uh docking not docking i like being
first guy off
the boat as there's no breaks on those things as a kid jumping off the boat as
you were approaching
the dock to get the rope or whatever man you couldn't could you do that oh yeah
that was a
barrel roll that was all right you ever fall in you look like a kid that would
fall in no i never
fell in step dad's gotta pull you out of the drink pop it up like i'm waking up
on inception just stand
up kevin it's low tide that you know what else is great summertime viewing the
fights at the launch
where they where they where they put the boats in you ever see them the fights
yeah because i've seen
the guy not put the truck in park and that happens the f-150 gets saved that
happens every two days
down in wildwood no but so a lot of people who own a boat that don't
necessarily have a place to dock
it sure they just put it in for the day they go around cruise and then i've
seen those things so
at the end of the day or in the morning specifically whatever the tides are
there's a line to get in
mm-hmm and some guys aren't that good and cause a thing and they leave the and
it causes man start
screaming at everybody you know what the fuck you're doing just a bunch of
drunk people you ever have
your feet touch the bottom of the bay oh yeah oh man yeah that's why i'm good
at treading water with
my knees up baby i want my biggies that's crisscross applesauce when i'm in the
bay that's my biggest fear
um i had something to uh uh bounce off you guys i don't know if you're aware of
how bad things are
getting out there or where we're you haven't left the house in four days well i've
been watching the
news okay where we're going as a country i have a photo for t-bone to upload
upload
t-bone hit the satellites let's go get the big man hardwired in
i want to say i've never been a world traveler okay up until recently the first
time i left the
country was 2021 on paper on paper sure sure it's a mule used to be a coyote i'm
the stranger to a
cargo container you know what i mean um went to france as you know went to paris
loved it food all
nine yards fantastic went to greece a year later enjoyed that been to canada a
couple of times
shout out to vancouver i like it over there i like their style over there do
everything a little
differently over there but over where vancouver or france europa over and over
in europe can i say
this what can i do for you you really miss an opportunity for a career in four
words for books
four words for books nobody does a preface like you yeah thank you i got a
picture and it starts
in 2021 in france a couple of minutes here i like their style i was a young kid
no one ever paid me no mind but that's how it was back then that's what made me
the man i am today
let me take you back to hands across america um i like you so you're trying to
put a belt on
how you doing kippies back i just found that picture i was at hands across america
what yeah
i told you that you were at hand you don't you you weren't born yet i don't
think why you're rubbing
that in my face that don't make you cool it was the one break in the chain was
the guy sitting next
to foley going god your hands are sweating yeah jesus dude where are you from
sir get a tissue will
you i think i remember making these jokes now yeah all right all right i
remember my god it's so hot in
here man i'm sliding off this you ever get your hand where it sticks and it
gets like a burn on
it sure anyway i like european stuff in europe and i like american stuff in
america you don't like
crisscrossing i don't like the crisscrossing but the cross pollination we're
folding because toby
pull up the picture globalization this is what we're doing with with soda cans
get rid of that
shit what's that that's a european cut that's what that is that's an uncircumcised
dr pepper can
is what that is what's a long john like the perriers come in like a pounder no
it's not a
pounder they're called tumblers it's thin oh yeah like a red bull can that's
the only saw those have
been out for a minute though is that the only that looks big to me though no it's
just a photo can i can
i say something here what i might be sherlock holmes in a little too hard that's
my desk
dude what are you working at a coal center that's crazy the top i've been
picking up some side work
dude that's it i don't think i want to talk to you guys about solar energy
i don't think this is a can yes it is man it's a cup look who took that picture
where did you get that picture i pulled it off the internet look at this you've
been doing these
past couple of days i've been scouring this top right corner looks like the lip
of a top of a
and it doesn't have a can kind of texture to it i'm with you i'm telling you
things bigger than
the phone that's a huge dr pepper that's all photo shit what i'm telling you if
i google it yourself
then the european cans i'm not european cut i don't disagree with it you know
what my
they stink and they don't hold the carbonation listen i like i like a red bull
can for red bull
but you're starting to do cokes and stuff like this they sent this to me in a
delivery this weekend
i almost called it uh yeah it's a 20 ounce cup that's a 12 20 ounce i'll take
though that's a double
can where i come close to it can i get can i get some credit for sniping that
this was a cup not
a can yeah it's a cup dude i'm telling you i'm not saying they don't have this
is the exact cup
this cup that is is this picture maybe it is it definitely is i don't think it
is look at the
top right corner then pull up the can that i'm talking about this was your job
you sent it to me
i must have picked the wrong picture you're raking me over the coast side of yawn
you goddamn
communists i just want to know this is real 16 ounce can though give me the
pound i'm fine with
a different shape if it's a pounder i don't think you know they are it says 16
ounce can on it i don't
think so i think you're drunk that one right there the one on the left to the
left down that one that's
a pound right dude no not that the pounders all right you're missing it on
purpose it's right there
in the middle i'm not missing anything on purpose to the left this one stop
think about it okay but that's
not the same one that's a limited edition now what do you mean no that's the
wrong picture listen i don't
got they got dr peppers and red bull cans i don't know what to tell you all
right maybe you only you
got the only one i don't know i don't i would have kept it if that was the case
why didn't you say
something i was sitting on some cash goddamn collector's item uh that's in a
safe deposit box
out in queen somewhere it's fucking roasting in here man that bad yes it is it's
not uh hold on hold on
i do this i do agree with you that uh listen i'm all for increasing can size
one can of for me
isn't enough especially if i'm going not increasing can size it's the same hey
12 ounces i'm agreeing
with you relax i understand you don't like the small 12 ounce can now or the
different size one now
which you have yet to provide any documentation for it told me screwing me on
purpose i'm not saying they
don't exist i'm just saying i am yeah that's the pounder they got skinny dc
sometimes i don't like
it well my mom's been doing i guess my airplane ones the little like the
fucking not even the short
fat ones the short fat ones from back in the day i can get down with little ponies
these little
fucking i feel like andre the giant drinking these yeah and trust me if i get
two three four five slices of
sam's pizza in front of me i gotta go to a cas