Name: Mom Marries Uncle | Are You Garbage Live | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2024)
Uploaded: 2024-08-09T15:54:05.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mom Marries Uncle | Are You Garbage Live | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2024)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-09. Transcript available.

So you live with your girlfriend's mother?
I'm done with this guy.
Dude, what the f***?
32, and you living by yourself or you live with roommates or anything?
I live with my girlfriend.
Now, did you move into her place or did she move into your place
or did you guys both end your leases and move into a place together?
I moved in with her and she lives with her mom.
Okay.
Dude, what the f***?
You really buried the lead on that one, Kate.
Dude, you should be running for Congress.
So you live with your girlfriend's mother?
I'm done with this guy.
Dude, what the f***?
He buried that in like, it took us five questions to get there.
He said, do you live by yourself?
Nope.
Do you live with roommates?
My girlfriend.
Oh, nice.
You move into her place?
I moved into her place and his buddy was,
I saw his buddy tapping him from the back going,
and they got you dead to right.
Try to get out of this one, tap dancer.
Is it her childhood home where she grew up?
Yeah.
Are you in her room?
Where are you?
The basement?
Oh.
City bank, huh?
You stink, dude.
I love you.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, man.
All right.
And I realize why you don't live at home at the moment.
Is it garbage if your uncle becomes your stepdad?
In your circles, I would say no.
My mom married my uncle within nine months of my aunt dying.
It was her sister.
I call him my step-uncle.
I'd move into my girlfriend's mom's basement, too, dude.
Little Rochester two-step right there.
God damn.
Things happen quick up here, baby.
Look out.
That's the old switcheroo.
God damn.
Nine months.
Nine months.
And how old were you?
28.
Whoa.
This was three years ago?
His only question was, who's getting the house?
Nothing, I mean?
I'm stumped, dude.
That's...
What did you...
Did you ever have a conversation with your mom?
Like, what the fuck are you doing?
Afterwards.
Afterwards.
Are you cool with your step-uncle, Dad?
What?
I mean, I do, to his face, call him step-uncle.
What do you, like, what do you...
If he's in the kitchen and you're like,
hey, Randy, what's his name?
Scott.
Scott.
Ooh.
Wait.
You always called him Uncle Scott, right?
You called him Uncle Scott, and now you just call him Scott?
Whoa.
He's fucking his mom.
You got damn right.
I'm not going to put anything on that.
He's probably...
Hey, Scott!
Pussy.
And what's Scott do for a living?
Uh, IT.
I did not peg him for an IT guy.
Who knows what that means with him, though?
Yeah.
We don't know.
Hey, it probably just means he owns a computer in your head.
Look, he's got his buttons.
He hooked up our VCR.
He's got a mouse and everything.
I think he works for the Pentagon.
I don't know.
Pop it up for Casey.
Home run, Casey.
Home run, buddy.
Thank you, brother.
Wow.
Thank you.