Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

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just a big old piece of trash classy i'm your host h foley coming at you on a
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we couldn't be more
excited to have our incredibly and i mean incredibly special guest back with us
again today first time
in the new edition yeah he's an old pal of ours one of the stars over there in
that barstool
universe and you can hear him every week on his amazing podcast son of a boy
dad give it up for
francis ellis everybody hey thank you guys prim proper clean sharp sharp shirt
what's that a flarity
eyes on what are you what are you what is it this is barber they make coats
more
known for their classy yeah i have i yeah well you get something like that
lower east side hold on a
second barbers what like a you i had i got a barber coat at a store i didn't
belong in i was with my
wife trying to impress her it was a sears and uh he looks like are you wearing
a barber jacket i'm like
yeah you know that he's like it's like what rich dads wear and then i got paint
on it real quick
that's where you wear apple picking in new jersey yeah yeah yeah i wore it
smoking seags in the lower
east side good good it's waterproof i don't know might fend off the uh the
smoke it uh there's a
menswear store the next time you guys are uh doing shows in denver that is the
single best menswear
store i've ever been to nothing's gonna fit me in there get a pair of socks or
something they they'll
sort you out they got it's got tarps or something what you got there it's not
like super you know prim
and proper super dressy place it's not some place just cool cool gear the haberdashery
or some
bullshit i'm a haberdasher man myself you know they don't have a a stepping
stool for you to step
up so some guy can measure your inseam there's a motorcycle in the store okay
there's a dog in the
store they have a whole rack of whiskey that you can choose from and drink
while that's all classy
shit now the cool motorcycles the i know the big heads well i won't give you a
whiskey i know but
it's worth the give you whiskey when you're shopping oh yeah yeah yeah you don't
even have to buy
anything huh oh really am i kind of doing yeah uh i go in there i'm a rich
industrialist in town
pregame going i'm shopping on behalf of my my of my master your closet i would
assume is pretty
sharp everything neat clean organized done by color done by what uh item item
you know i keep all my
sweaters together how many sweaters does a guy like you got four it's pretty
good how many sweaters
how many sweaters are we talking sweatshirts or sweater i got about four sweatshirts
i don't own
any sweaters no not one not one i mean that's good historically i was not a
sweater guy i didn't
like doctor because well they're just you get too hot with a sweater on sure it's
very hard to take
a sweater off but something like that will you wash that or does that get dry
cleaned i'll follow
whatever the tag says and if it says that i can gentle wash with light colors
that's a guy who's
read a tag right there i'm following it to the team really and if it says dry
clean i'll send it to the
dry cleaner but i don't dry clean much stuff huh i love doing laundry now let's
say it's my favorite
thing in the world yeah i love it all right let's say you wear that right you're
coming in slow day
you got to come here you got to go home you got spots you're going to wear that
for spots tonight
yeah sure does that's a little bit of more of a outer wearish does that get
washed or does that
get hung back up for for future use this oh i'll i'll wear it a few times
before you wash it yeah
i'm a smell desk guy that would be the cleanest thing that i own that it looks
brand new that's
because you don't fit in it that's the only reason it would be clean there'd be
no mustard stains
do you ever get stains on your clothes yes i do you do drives me nuts you're a
human boy just like us
i hate it i hate it but you know when you actually effectively treat a stain
then then you feel good
you feel good i have all kinds of stain treatments in my apartment other than
uh tied stain stick uh yeah
there's oxyclean is really effective sure but again there's there's there's
different different
sort of prescriptions for different types of fabrics i actually have one for
you because i get
i get a lot of stains on my shirt dude i'm not if we went to the eagles game
whatever two weeks ago
he went to the game with like we left the hotel that we stayed at he had blood
and coffee on his
shirt and he's like all right i'm ready to go i was like this is query i had a
skin tag start leaking
how many nose you got do you have any skin tags no i don't uh i'm not a labrador
retriever
there's a wait hold on i want to give you my stain thing my dad my dad got a
lot of stains on his
shirt too god rest his soul so my mom became an expert at getting them out so
she takes dawn yeah
apple cider vinegar and uh a little bit of water and some alcohol and she sprays
it wow she mixes
all those together mixes all together in a spray bottle and then you put it out
in the sun for a
couple hours wow and then dry and then wash native american that sounds like a
crazy that's uh take it
down with the sun gods take it down to the creek and hit a rock okay so if you're
looking for another
one that's a good one i mean i don't i don't know that's be above my pay grade
yeah you know i'm making
your own potions no not quite oh you're not half witch huh you know you don't
say no okay that makes
sense yeah um but i i do i do like it it's tough it's tough definitely seeing a
stain on a favorite
piece of clothing and you have a washer and dryer in the unit i do in your spot
pretty good at this
point i hate to say it i probably couldn't live in an apartment without one i
do so much laundry
huh yeah keep everything clean yeah you do it every week or do you have a
scheduled day i mean i
probably do it twice a week really yeah because i i work out a lot so i always
have a big outfit of
sweaty clothes uh-huh and i don't like to let those marinate for more than a
couple days it's more of
it's more of level of dirty clothes versus level of clean clothes like i only
do laundry when i'm like
all the clothes are gone i got two t-shirts maybe all pair of socks and
underwear left
then i'll do laundry i think do you always have clean underwear uh when i'm
traveling on a long trip
i i usually run out but yo what do you do then when i'm traveling i i just did
a two-week trip where
i went to a lot of different places and halfway through that trip i was staying
in an airbnb
with my buddies and like a psychopath i did a load of laundry that's all right
i do that the second we
get there dude we've we've landed day of travel like left new york land in the
airbnb and he's like
i'm gonna throw it a little i'm gonna throw a little i'll bring all dirty stuff
and then wash it when
i'm there that's unusual
that's new i'm not familiar with starting a trip with all dirty clothes he's
like i like doing
laundry not that much knowing that somewhere you're going they'll solve it for
you that's a crazy way
to live yeah but i do i mean resetting with clean clothes in the middle of a
two-week road is as good
as it gets coming back with all clean clothes then you just live out of the bag
for the next couple
it's amazing yeah do you when you get home do you unpack the bag into your
dresser or do you like
how do you do that oh i i will unpack into the laundry or the dresser but
someone the second you get
back yo i cannot go to bed the night i get home without unpacking and putting
my you two need to
live together that's crazy i couldn't do it that's the best part just rolling
the bag into the corner
and ordering some chinese or something i mean dude i i got home from that trip
i i flew from california
i got in it to jfk at like 12 30 didn't get home till like 1 15 no and i was
like surely i will just
go to bed when i was sitting there he's out there with the oxy clean what
something inside of you tells
you you can't do that i want when i get home after traveling i want to get back
to my life as
quickly as possible and reset my routine huh so that the first step of that is
unpacking
a dirty disipline did you put your bag away and wherever that goes yeah i love
that i i by the way
i also have a small apartment you may not believe that but i have a pretty
small apartment i downsized
when i got divorced okay uh if i have clutter it just makes everything smaller
and i get claustrophobic
did you get any of the furniture from from the did you take anything out of the
old apartment
that you want it uh you know we were pretty generous with each other about that
so you know
there were a few things i took but did you get a new couch a new couch or a new
bed i took an old
couch that we had in storage whoa that we weren't using dan it's got couches
and that couch has has
some stains on it yeah that's that bothers him on a molecular level yes it does
and and to the degree that
uh it has a performance fabric which would be very easy to clean what does that
mean uh it's just one
of those fabrics that like you don't it's got highway it's meant to be cleaned
easily oh it's
the big and tall store we have say we have shirts like that like the fabric is
for for stains
lazy boy shirts like that yeah is that what you mean uh yeah i guess i guess
stain resistant
imagine a couch made of those dockers pants that used to pour they'd show you
great pouring water all
of them but um you never owned those did you i never wear dockers i like you
might have wore dockers in
the very beginning yeah yeah like back in the day i i had some dockers yeah but
but um i was gonna
say that this couch ultimately i need to take it and have all the slip covers
dry cleaned that's the
way to do a total reset of your couch but to do they take a long time so you
take the you take the cover
you take the unzip all the pillows take the cushions out all those get dry
clean get them all dry clean
but a dry cleaner for whatever reason they send that to some different part of
the world sure the
couch covers that's going that's going far that's going to a specialty spot
yeah you need to have
a couple weeks of your life where you don't need couch cushions a dressed couch
you can still
dressed cow lie on the couch cushions but the feather stems a