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Dan Soder | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Industry Insider

Gang, breaking news from here at Antoody's, we are about to drop the R.U. Garbage
comedy special.
Yeah, it's a special we shot on the Route 66 tour.
It includes comedy from each city, a bunch of behind the scenes on the bus.
I'm talking beers, heaters, someone shits their pants.
It's a whole thing.
R.U. Garbage YouTube page, sign up, subscribe now, live from here, February 25th.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage,
the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is R.U. Garbage.
Hey, yeah.
It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians,
and we find that it's good to be classy.
Yeah.
Just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, Tate Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's, the new edition.
She's out in the garage shining up the spinners.
Okay.
Getting ready.
All right.
Thought that was going to hit a little harder.
You got to go back to the writer's room.
What do you mean?
That's in the Patreon.
That's diaper rifles over there on Patreon.
I thought that was going to kill, but it didn't.
My coach is coming at you from right next to me.
He is the CEO of R.U. Garbage.
He is an international businessman and a tough laugh, let me tell you.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, everybody?
Shout out to you.
First of all, thanks for tuning in.
As always, make sure you rate, you subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube and now Spotify.
We got a full video available on Spotify over there.
I don't know how to find it, how to watch it, but it's over there, I've been
told.
And the boys are on tour.
Shows are selling out.
We're adding second shows, but get your tickets now.
We're running through the Midwest, Pontiac, Minneapolis, Indy.
Show at it, Austin, Texas.
Austin, Texas, we just added.
At the creek.
So a little pop-up show on a Sunday night.
Get those tickets.
The boys are out there.
We'll see you on the road.
And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean
incredibly,
special guest back with us again today.
He's family at this point.
He's one of your favorites, one of our favorites.
You can hear him every week on his amazing podcast, Soder.
Give it up for the one, the only, Dan Soder.
What a sweet intro, boys.
A true swordsman.
What a true, I'm giving you guys, a comic.
I'm giving you cross paws, because I feel comfortable here.
Like a golden retriever by a fire.
You get cross paws to start the show.
Oh, he likes us.
Yeah.
I start scratching your ear.
He's relaxed.
I might show my belly to show you I feel completely safe.
You do the stretch when the dog does the stretch.
Oh, Dan, big stretch.
He's most comfortable.
Yeah, dude, good to be back.
You're not a watch guy, are you?
No.
I have two thin wrists.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
You think you have thin wrists?
I know.
You're a man's man.
Who told you that?
Look at that.
Look at that.
There's some space in there.
Or maybe you just got long fingies.
I think, yeah, I'm spindly.
You do have long fingers.
You never played the piano or guitar or nothing?
Never.
No bass?
Tried, dude.
I would have fucking killed.
Come on.
I also only, I know I'd be good at the bass, because I know how to move while
playing the
bass, which is this.
That's what it's all about.
Yeah, it's all rock.
You got a good bebop going.
Just one to two.
How about a head nod to the drummer?
There you go.
What's up?
Yeah.
Say something about it after the show.
And I'm very, the way my face is, I could probably play stand-up bass with a
hat.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom.
I always thought that was just a cello.
Really?
I'm not sure the difference.
Yeah.
If I have to be honest with you.
Aren't they all just violins?
I guess.
I mean, to me, yeah.
Aren't we all just violins?
Yeah.
I never, never, but I don't have musical talent, so.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Either one of you guys?
Play the guitar a little bit.
Oh.
Would you pay him to do this?
I'd pick a banjo.
Have you ever played a song for a lady?
Uh, yeah.
Uh, I don't know.
Have you heard Sunny Day by any chance?
Did you, did you, you've gotten pussy from playing the guitar?
I wouldn't say.
He's got a couple of dicks from it.
Just a guy that goes, is this weird if I say I want you?
Hey, I never heard anyone do Wonderwall like that.
Can I suck your cock?
I want to suck you off, dude.
No, definitely some jam sessions in the fraternity house.
Oh, man.
And you guys were locked in, huh?
Woo!
Doing disarm.
Oh!
That's my kind of pumpkins right there.
Little pumpkins.
If you're walking by that frat house, you go, you hear those queers?
You hear the first couple chords that come as you are?
Must be the accounting frat.
Bah, bah, bah, bah.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, did you, what would happen?
How would a jam sesh break out?
Jam sesh would break out.
There was a couple of kids in the fraternity that were actually pretty good.
Okay.
And at the time, I pushed myself off as a vocalist.
No way.
More of a drug addict, but.
You would sing?
Sing.
Did you ever?
He's got, I mean, this is crazy.
You don't know this.
This is like, this is like a sitcom buildup.
Yeah.
He's had a piss.
It was like that, fuck, I forgot who was doing the interview, but they wrote a
sketch
on SNL about, oh, Mulaney wrote it for Kenan about a sitcom where Little
Richard keeps
getting stuck.
And this feels like a sitcom.
You're right.
It's like a sitcom.
It's like.
Like a band's going to come through and be like, anybody sing?
Hey, well, our car just broke down.
Hey, man, the dance is over.
Yeah.
I should know a fat guy.
But I kind of feel like the cast member of the sitcom that doesn't know that Foley
can
go.
Yeah, yeah.
You're like, wait, why?
This was in you the whole time?
I turned the corner and go, oh, this guy rocks.
You'll appreciate this cringe moment.
There was a kid that was really good at guitar.
I had already been kicked out of school.
I was at theater school.
I'm hanging out there on a Saturday.
He was, as a musician, he was working out on the background.
Not so much the skill, but he needed the dark background to be the guy.
Dude, your outlaw persona.
Yeah, but the dude, there was like a bunch of dudes smoking weed in one of the
rooms, went
in there, and he was like, Foley, you can sing, right?
And I'm like, yeah, man, I can sing.
Better you bet your fucking ass I can.
Was it the super bad scene?
These eyes.
These eyes have seen a lot of love, but I never got to.
Great song right there.
Yeah.
Who's that?
Electric Light Orchestra?
No.
Emerson, Lincoln, Palmer?
No, it is.
God damn it.
It's the guy from the Traveling Blueberries, right?
I haven't known three of the bands you've seen.
That's a New Mexican ring crash?
Was that Los Lobos?
It wasn't Irv Gotti, I can tell you that.
R.I.P.
Rest in peace, big dog.
It's murder.
And the dude played Not Creep, Fake Plastic Trees, and I sang that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, dude, that was you getting jumped into a gang.
That was you sashaying into a gang.
The pussies.
Yeah.
I got lost there for a second.
I thought Tom York was in the room.
As a 90s kid, man.
I mean, they hit us over the head with that shit.
We weren't ready for that.
The radio.
All that sweet stuff.
It's one of my favorite clips I watch on the road on YouTube.
Patrice?
Patrice explaining the right.
That's been coming up a lot.
That's been making the rounds.
White guys clicking the creep.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
That is a thing where you're like, man, he was dead on.
Dead on.
I mean, like a detective.
It's to the point where it's not funny, where you're like, whoa, that's good.
You solve the case.
Uh-huh.
This is going to drive me nuts, Foley.
I have to know.
Hold on.
I have it in my phone.
Go ahead.
The Guess Who?
The Guess Who?
Ah, the Guess Who.
Off the album, Wheatfield Soul.
Look at you.
Great job, Lukey.
Fucking new guy, Luke.
Earning his fucking teeth.
Do yourself a favor.
Put down whatever you listen to to listen to one of them albums.
Yeah.
Even the way it comes in.
Uh-huh.
So good.
Smooth.
Man, it is great.
Shit was all right back then, man.
Good job, The Guess Who.
It was all right.
I've been listening to Don't Walk Away, Rene.
You know that song?
No.
Don't walk away, Rene.
No, but I'll get into it.
I think I've got to put that together.
I was on the road with-
Have you heard it?
It's just the name of the song?
I was on the road.
Have you ever confused a song for another band for like decades?
Thinking like, oh, this is so-and-so?
Yeah.
I was on the road with Sagalow.
We were listening to-
Shout out to Sag Daddy.
Baby Come Back.
Baby Come Back?
And I was like, oh, that's Hall & Oates.
I was sure it was Hall & Oates.
It's not Hall & Oates.
Do you see?
Yeah.
A one-hit wonder?
That is Hall & Oates.
No, it's not.
Baby Come Back.
Who is it?
I feel like he's Hispanic.
Don't say it's corner or something like that.
Player.
Player?
Yeah.
One-hit wonder?
I think he might be a one-hit wonder.
I think I kind of felt that.
Really?
But Baby Come Back, I would have sworn it was fucking-
Did Daryl Hall write that maybe and sell it?
I would like to know that because that would make me feel less crazy.
That's pretty good.
They do a cover.
Who does a cover?
Hall & Oates.
Oh.
They're not wrong.
Okay.
We're not wrong.
So they have done a version of Baby Come Back.
It's also, if you Google who sings Baby Come Back, Hall & Oates should come up.
They come up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then when you listen to Player, this is Player, you're like, oh, I never-
Sharp-looking dudes.
Yeah.
But they do a better version than Hall & Oates.
Huh.
That's pretty good.
Add it to the road playlist.
I get that.
I had the same confusion with Back in the New York Groove.
Yeah.
Ace Frehley from Kiss.
Ace Frehley and then Hello was the other band, the original band that did it.
No way.
Yeah.
I didn't know that was a cover.
I'll tell you right now.
Dude.
Their version's better.
Really?
Nothing against Mr. Frehley.
Listen, I'll do this back.
I'll do this back.
Hey, Mr. Kitty Cat.
No disrespect.
I'll do this back.
Kiss fans.
This is really turning into, that's what I call music, volume 488.
I'm telling you right now, this is the most Tootie's conversation possible.
You guys should be back.
Sootie likes to, sootie's a big 90s music guy.
I remember you telling a story.
Sootie's a big 90s guy.
Ah, man.
90s culture.
I'm trapped there emotionally.
Hey, for the listener, he came in and goes, I just had to pause Walker, Texas
Rangers.
I'm back in.
I'm back in, dude.
WTR.
It's a WTR.
What year?
Go back.
What year would it be?
I'm locked in drinking a Slim Fast.
92, you just go back.
Then I'm locked in?
You're locked in.
I probably would say...
You're what, 40?
Yeah, I'm 41.
So I'd probably say 95.
Woo!
95.
Last year, the 49ers won the Super Bowl.
They need to unlock me.
I won't be free until the Niners hold up their sixth trophy.
The first time I connected...
And then I'll be like, thank you.
And I'll be like, I'm a man!
The first time I connected with you, we hadn't met yet.
You were on a podcast.
That's weird.
And you were talking about...
I was like, this guy gets it.
You were on a podcast, and you were talking about being drunk and listening to
Porch.
Alone, in the dark, smoking a cigarette.
Oh, yeah.
Pearl Jam's Porch.
And I was like, been there.
Yeah.
Pearl Jam...
It would have been black for me.
It was Pearl Jam Release, is what it was.
Off 10.
Release me!
I mean, I'm talking about windowless room, smoking cigarettes in the windowless
room.
No ventilation.
Hot box and cigs.
Hot box and ciggies.
Blackout, 3.45 in the morning.
Got to open...
You got a door open or anything?
Nope.
Got to open cafe at 10 in the morning.
Had to be on...
In my waiting blacks.
In the full blacks.
On the cafe at 10 a.m.
And she ain't coming back.