Name: Stand Up Comedy Special | Are You Garbage: Route 66 Tour (2025) (Full)
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Stand Up Comedy Special | Are You Garbage: Route 66 Tour (2025) (Full)

do you have any athletes foot right now at all no jock itch okay he seems clean
to me
have you ever been really into hacky sack uh yeah got him
hey
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
denisa how are you i'm okay a little nervous oh don't be nervous we're only
gonna make fun of you publicly
it'll be fine it's my first comedy show so
oh it's your first comedy show let her hear it
all right i don't want to start off too harsh but explain denisa
so my mom wanted all her kids names to end with an a
she's george foreman
how many brothers and sisters do you have i just have one sister
and they had to go to denisa
that's a big jump erica
maya
i thought you had like 25 brothers and sisters they were down to denisa
yeah shit what else can we do do you have any coles cash currently
that's a big hit right there yeah no i used it all you used it all
yeah
i fucking love her
okay what was your first car
a
2019 jeep renegade
that's pretty good
is that your still karen car
no i crashed it
yeah there we go
and we found what we were looking for
what do you have now
i have a nissan ultima 2018
you downgraded
yeah she's fucking wrecking them
have you ever taken a picture with an ipad
i've used a laptop
a laptop
a laptop
it makes you look fuzzy it makes you look good you know
you can't really see too much detail
that's it we're shooting the pot on laptops
okay well denisa's question is
am i garbage for failing out of college three times
okay what happened
so there i am killing it
okay so you graduated high school and enrolled in college
yeah
what college
i was going to northeastern illinois university
did you also flunk out of that school sir
and what were you studying
i was going to be a history teacher
no you weren't
okay this is great
so then you dropped out
you re-enrolled into another school
i was it was governor state university
okay and what was the major there
same thing
you were like you know what
fool me once
shame on me
okay
okay
so then i believe there was one more school
well i failed my first semester at my current school
which is south suburban college
but i'm still there
that sounds like a high school
go tomahawks
okay all right so you're in your third school right now
the first semester doesn't go so well but you stayed in
i did
okay and what's the major
the major now is undecided but i'm
yeah
let her fucking hear her one time gang
thank you so much
chicago that's our fucking show
we'll see you next time
we love you guys thank you so much
from the bottom of our hearts
get on stage
go get some goddamn grilled cheese
my feet are killing me
what's with the shower shoes
what do you mean
they look medicinal
i got them at walmart
now i feel self-conscious about my slides
cheers boys
great job
great job
thank you great job
this is a chicago staple
it tastes like four different assholes
it gets worse as it goes on
there ain't nothing better than that
you gotta try this
you have stains on your shoulder
god damn it
it's cheese i tried to get it out of gatorade
today
there's nothing better than that
you gotta try this
you have stains on your shoulder
god damn it
it's cheese i tried to get it out of gatorade
it's cheese i tried to get it out of gatorade
it didn't work
i've thrown out like three pairs of underwear
and two pairs of socks
i'm just going to re-up
i don't want to put the dirty clothes in my bag this early on
that's not how to live
you don't live like that
i want to get rid of these underwear anyway they suck
my nuts have started to go through that little slit
which i thought when we were kids that was just for show
you could never get your wiener through that thing
wait your nuts are making a right then making a left and coming out the hole
no they're coming out the bottom
knock it off that area
this is the first night in the bunks
i'm curious to see how everybody reacted
i gave ruben off a tip
what
tell me to sleep naked
sleep with your dick in my mouth
that's what i do
it's an old road trick
i haven't met the driver yet
what's up brother how you doing i'm kevin
thank you for driving us man
there's going to be like nine of us
this was a gentleman's game for a more civilized time
you need to go
give me you got quarters what's up you had a 50?
i learned on north wild woods boardwalk shout out to ed's fun game
luke
luke do you want me to catch up?
whose is that?
jesus
that's not one of them
was paula poundstone here last week?
that's snuff
that's a girl shirt
it might be one of the girls that work here
maybe we shouldn't touch it
check in main mic one
this is main mic two
two's definitely lower
is that a nervous tick with your legs?
i got a skittle in my scrunchie
i'm trying to shake it out
st louis do you want to play a little are you garbage?
help me welcome back to the stage my best pal in the whole wide world
give it up for kj
kevin james ryan everybody
one more time for the big man everybody
st louis you ready?
where is brandon m?
strapping young lad
midwestern boy
there we go
you're an outdoors guy
you hunt? you fish?
indeed
okay
got any nickel on you?
more of a bow hunter
not too much on the guns
ooh man
can i do?
what?
she's chiming in
yeah
is that the broad?
i got it on me right now fat asses
you ain't from around here is ya?
brandon's question
is it garbage to siphon gasoline from your lawn mower to your car to get you by
until next paycheck?
damn man that's jammed the fuck up
was this your move?
uh no i can't take credit that's actually your girlfriend's
your girl?
oh shit this is added up
what kind of car do you have miss?
i have a jeep grand charity
nice y'all paid up?
yeah
it's me come on what are you talking about?
you're siphoning gas?
yeah obviously i'm up on my bills
i'm lazy
i'm a doctor
you're a doctor?
you're a doctor?
she is indeed
doctor that carries a piece?
and siphoning gas?
where are we?
what are we?
listen your leg's broken we're gonna have to put you down and i'm gonna need
the keys to your car
give a round of applause
let them hear it guys thank you so much
both of them
i love it
i'm from farbrington and the horses and buggies are a pain in the ass
okay thank you
this isn't a city council meeting
what the fuck you want us to do about it ladies?
facebook stole all my pictures
this one's just funny
is it garbage if you were almost late to the show because you were picking up
viagra for your wife's birthday present?
that's a gift that keeps on giving
we got eight hours baby let's go
alright where's rachel s?
give it up for rachel everybody
she brought her drink with her
her drink with her
rachel how are you?
i'm doing great
what do you do for a living miss?
i am a therapist
really?
like a talk therapist?
uh-huh
okay
yeah
you're wearing a tie-dye cheese t-shirt right now
have you tried smoking weed? i don't know
i suggest it
you suggest it yeah
just get fucked up who cares
you have your own practice?
i do
very nice
huh
and who do you live with?
you have your own place?
you married?
that's my husband over there
where is he?
he's on the floor over there
very nice
we just moved in with a roommate actually
okay
man you really fucking had us going for a second
alright let's fucking get into this
is it a friend of yours?
yes
why are you guys doing this?
you know
nope
no we don't
is it just her living in the house?
yes
what does she look like?
she's very cute
lucky bastard you
yeah
you're living in all my videos i watch
now wait a minute
i know so
this is just a temporary thing right?
you guys are waiting to build a house or buy a house or something?
sure
man
imagine if your therapist was moved in with
if i found that out i'd be like shut your fucking mouth
yeah
you're telling me how to live my life?
you and your swinger husband
hey what the fuck you three are doing over there?
we are kind of weird swingers
are you?
really?
what?
my man how you doing?
wait a minute
boys turn them cameras off alright?
kill that god damn light
and give me some of that viagra
is hold on is the lady whose house you moved into is that somebody that's maybe
in the
no it's just a friend
are you
is there any
easy they just moved in
is there a possibility maybe?
i would
would you want to do that?
we're roommates though i don't want to
yeah okay
i don't want to muddle the situation
one second would you want to do that?
she's very cute
is she here?
no
fuck
man richie you're fucking awesome you know that?
you guys are too
oh thanks
i got a bus right out back
we can have a one two three four and a half
don't worry about me i like to watch
you kids go ahead and have your fun
that big one won't stop looking at me
we're currently in a rolling cabin
who wants one?
i'll do one
i'll have one too
Tommy
yeah
i think you might have pink eye
i don't have pink eye
i'm allergic to you
cheers boys
oh
seems like a tequila and aqua seltzer
see what i say?
i heard you think
we're pulling into a motel in cuba missouri at pushing 3am maybe
i'm worried this place is haunted
so
you actually believe in things being haunted?
sure
yes
no no
here's the sign
wagon wheel
the oldest motel left on historic route 66
dude the boys are squirrelly right now
everybody is on edge
what the fuck
how you doing
nice property
got the fire going for us
it's nice
it's just
we're city food
at this point
we're not used to that
you sleep with me a little bit
i'll keep going
you think they start breakfast here?
i bet you we can find a fucking crazy breakfast around here
like where they cook with large
homemade potato chips
yeah this place is great
you two need to leave your 5th avenue attitudes back in New York
i live in Broadway
i have a matcha tea
i appreciate you
hey look at this bar
american flag and a bald eagle on the wall
let's fucking go
cully you want a break?
now you're all in big trouble
shit
fuck man
i'm solid you idiot
i am
no you're not
yeah we're doing route 66
we started in chicago
and we're ending in L.A. so
now have you gotten your kicks yet?
now we're still looking
i've already hit my quota for beers by the time i didn't even make it to St.
Louis
come pick me up at last call
this guy's stop nuts
this guy's stop nuts
i think i've reached my final
nice to meet you guys
great to meet you
bar style huh?
oh it's fantastic
oh wow
you guys from Cuba?
my dad was Sadie Marshall here
no kidding
oh my god
you got cured meats on you?
i have some
yeah in my purse
oh shit
look at that
that's my sausage
practice is ready
yeah
holy dream girl
oh my god
i wrote that in
she is a hot dog
two hot dogs in my ear
can we stop that wah wah
you never went to one?
a drive-in movie theater? i mean in the 90s they weren't around
my uncle drove through a 7-eleven one time
you never went to one?
a drive-in movie theater? i mean in the 90s they weren't around
my uncle drove through a 7-eleven one time
he had a couple in them
he had a couple in them
we passed the devil's elbow
we made it
i never fucking traveled ever like this
and to be doing this with you know my best friends
yeah it's crazy
i would say i've made great choices with the food but
is the ice cream machine still working?
i would have had a bite of that
is that pudding?
the frozen garlic one
i only gripe is that the nerds aren't real-sized nerds
they had some s'mores or some marshmallows or something
they do a peanut butter pie there which is great too
there's some wieners
where's my omelette?
the burgers
take the tortillas and you crunch them up and you put them in there and whip it
around a little bit
i think this all started because it's like the most american middle-class road
trip is route 66
that's what's awesome about it
welcome to uranus
how are ya?
imagine if your job all day was just to yell welcome inside my anus
oh there's an even further back
uranus is deep
couple of these
couple orange
ooh passion
get a fucking bag and start loading up this place is great
do you want to stick it in uranus or tap it?
they really play it up
who's got a dollar?
sam you got a one on you?
what's the interest rate on this?
oh man
the venmo request is already sent
what do we think's in here?
