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Rick Glassman Returns | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast

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welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where you find
out if your
favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your
hosts kevin ryan
and h foley hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite
podcast this is are you
garbage oh yeah it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians
and we find that it's
good to be classy yeah they're just a big old piece of trash trash trash i'm
your host h foley coming at
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on the youtube yes please and gang we couldn't be more excited to have our
incredibly and i mean
incredibly special guest back with us again today one of our absolute favorites
you can hear him
every week on his amazing podcast take your shoes off give it up for the la kid
rick glassman everybody
there he is look at him he's got his boy with him running around little alvin i
know alvin good kid
good dog there he goes there he is i thought he's gonna get on the table jump
look at him what's
up budzo oh man i could eat your belly i'll tell you that right now you got a
little face naked is
that the la guy you're talking about hollywood i think hollyweird i think rick
glassman you've
been to a couple award shows right i mean i was invited i showed up they gave
me something to wear
what am i gonna you know stranger to a red carpet you've walked a red carpet i've
walked a red carpet
yeah sure it's so hot in here no it's not i'm 500 pounds listen he's the barometer
if it if it's even
if it ain't it can't be that hot i mean you also you got a you got a sweatshirt
on you got your goofy
sweatshirt on oh you at disneyland last week fucking disney adult over here oh
welcome to the
thunderdome glassman i mean i i only see one guy who's goofy and that's can we
get a little pair of
headphones for alvin for god's sake goddamn broadcaster over here he can be
associate producer
buddy thank you for coming back here's a news flash for everybody if you haven't
checked out rick's
episode go back do yourself a favor check it out one of the few this guy's bonkers
that somehow through
some miracle came up classy yeah can you believe that i can't we had to have
our research team go
back and listen to the episode and they said the verdict was classy which i was
astonished came up
classy so we're going to rerun you through the tesla but something new question
because it's been a while
see if we can get you all right i didn't realize that there was bringing a dog
strike one
i didn't realize putting them on a dining room table strike two dining room
table i weren't in
strike one um do you guys watch the show beat bobby flay i've seen it of course
the judges that come
on they really want to beat bobby flay and it's like i guess i mean it's a cook
though i don't see
sure but it seems like you guys i didn't realize have an intention we want to
make sure we find them
garbage i didn't realize that you guys had a bias like that yeah we wanted we
wanted we want to get to
it because our theory our hypothesis for the show is that everybody is really
garbage well
how you grew up no matter what you do well your theory has already been i'm
trying to do a show
here alvin come here my little damn la dog his dog's all over man i feel like i'm
at a ditty party
he's got a little can of baby oil in his hand glassman knows about those all
right moving
la kid more of a new york thing though than an la thing i think he's jersey you
know sure
that's all in la you weren't doing that in solo uh all right i mean let's get
into it let's see let's
see what we can find because you are you know you are uh a man of uh a pretty
good culture character
you're you're thoughtful typically the garbage comes ridiculous yeah the
garbage would say the
garbage comes from not being thoughtful it's like tends to be laziness
sometimes which you are not
that kind of guy which i think it's tough to find the dirt under the fingernails
legendary basketball
career good athlete good looking guy well dressed well put together i'm talking
about me flashy making
the scene uh-huh out there you guys this is the this is the nicest podcast i go
on wait until the second
half it's called it was called rope-a-dope good teeth did you ever have braces
you gotta have braces no but
i have recently been talking oh i have recently been talking to um uh uh a
dentist uh-huh about
needing he wants me to get fix my bottom teeth because as we get older i'm
almost 30 uh-huh so as we get
older they get a little bit worse and he thinks for the health of the bottom so
with moving the bottom
i might have to move the top and i don't want to move the top they're just suckering
in having
listen they're white they're good that ain't gonna how did you know my dentist
huh dr lebowitz
they're white they're good that's all they're just trying to make a couple of
black dentists that i
think are good you gotta have you gotta have a little character down here that's
the way i like my
character yeah but they were saying for health reasons what's hell like it's
gonna get hard to
clean between the teeth that's all they're trying to suck you that's like
cleaning that's like
undercoating on a car it was just a way to lose credibility do not do not take
dental advice from
both of us you ever see you ever see actors in like the 80s or the 90s god damn
no it's like even the
chicks it's like jesus it's like the uk hello and that yeah it's bad news uh
okay all right i got a
couple i let's just kind of get one thing we do uh that is developed in the
show since you've been
here is notable alumni on wikipedia for your high school what was the high
school you went to orange
orange you glad i didn't say junior high i'm looking forward to the back half
of this thing
orange high school in ohio yeah that's it i'm confused did you are you looking
up the notable
alumni of orange high school yeah not before i got here no no we do it on the
spot how was i gonna how
was that how did i know what high school you went to we're not creeps i mean i
was with you guys
yesterday you could have asked me i've never seen this guy in my life you just
talked about uh yeah
orange high school just that's it that sounds so made up you had to go to like
orange preparatory
school or private school i did go to pep pep yeah what do you mean i feel like
i talked about this on
the first episode i wait yeah you did a little bit pep is a is a special school
i had to go to for a
year ah yeah that's right it's called positive education program for the
troubled boys for the
trouble but yeah glassman he's a handful all right so did you find orange high
school i found orange
high school that's it's so weird that it's not like orange county or orange vid
just orange high
school not that weird what was the mask very weird the orange it was an orange
a lion it was a lion
okay the orange a notable alum what do we got we got george stephanopoulos
pretty good big wig over there at abc Vanessa Bayer whoa SNL alum and rick
glassman
look at him say me on whatever you're looking at really or you're saying that
no i'm not you're
on there what is it notable alumni on your orange high school's wikipedia page
oh it's on the wikipedia
page yes sir there's only three people on it yeah and i'm one of them yeah look
at that
what do you want to go to the high school look at the gym for your banner we
don't have that kind
of resource somebody retire his jersey stat all right that's pretty good pretty
good huh that's
awesome see why we do it on the show see my first time broadcasting rick look
at that what is the
percentage of people when you look up notable alumni that they are on the list
they got you got to be
hitting a little hard you got to be you got to be making some moves put it this
way we're not on our
notable i'm a goddamn all-state wrestler i'm not on there you believe that uh
have you tried switching
to state farm maybe i'll give you a little recognition we'll be right back
after a word
from our sponsors state farm uh okay um i'm gonna i got what are you doing this
goddamn family show
you're gonna treat yourself like it's bourbon street you start throwing beads
at them a lot of
times you set you do something you do some type of an analogy joke and you set
it up and i i i oh and
i often wonder like is he gonna find it and i think you've landed every single
time thank you buddy do
you know bourbon street before you start talking about that's a frankistanza i
believe okay but a lot
of times you ever say something oh you're licking your paws like and you just
trust you you're gonna find
it because you see the licking thing first you know the structure and you start
but then i haven't
seen you miss i miss every once in a while oh he's yeah that does hi okay i've
never seen him throw
a perfect game let's put it that way i had a couple of stinkers he got close to
a perfect game one
time he was on acid but that's you know uh nice headphones they're yeah see it's
just panasonics
um get my skull remember that yeah get my skull all right classic foley and we're
back in five four
three reset it here we go uh notable alumni all right what was the college just
refresh my memory
kent state oh see if we get notable i'm on kent state let's see how high this
this glassman goes a lot of
action over there i'm not going to be on that list you know what probably might
be on that is uh former
guest mr julian edelman who's kent state grad i believe joshua cribs who's that
the guy that got shot he invented cribs the tv show he invented cribs the tv
show
were you a theater major over there minor minor well i mean for the first three
years i graduated early
hello what was your major political science marketing pretty good pretty good i
though i
didn't finish my minor degree in theater because i was two classes away it was
um uh costume and
lighting and i would have had to stay another semester buddy i'm working in
front of the curtain all
right you want to stay in a semester you want to get it to hell i already it
took me four and a half
years because i i re retook some of my classes for my first semester okay for a
thing called freshman
forgiveness so i could bring my gpa up because i thought i was going to go to
law school and i did
four and a half years i'm like i don't need to get a minor in theater sure
these two classes so i
graduated a little early you're in court wearing all kinds of weird outfits
yeah and the lighting was
terrible not not on kent state edelman on there uh antonio gates antonio gates
julian's there
yeah julian they got like nine super bowl yeah yeah go looking kid too oh i was
thinking what's
his name antonio gates yeah he's there was anybody there famous when you went
there
how was the squad that year u