Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Corporate Takeover w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Corporate Takeover w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

gang we got a brand new big merch alert the 2025 edition of the are you garbage
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available at are you garbage.com it's 50 brand new questions to find out
whether your friends
or family are trash yes we also have aunt tootie's party packs available which
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oh baby welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where
you find out if your
favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your
hosts kevin ryan and h foley
hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this
is are you
garbage hey it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and
we find that it's a
group to be classy you if they're just a big old piece of trash trash trash i'm
your host h foley
coming at you on a beautiful day we're out back here at tootie's in a new
edition she just got a
brand new walk okay we're gonna have stir fry tonight well walk and roll yeah
very excited okay she's
loving it she seasoned it up she said it's gonna be delicious okay great my co's
is coming at you from
across the table this is what we call a family episode just the boys the bozos
and the homies
circle the wagons he is the ceo of are you garbage he is an international
businessman and he's my best
pal in the whole wide world give it up for kj kevin james ryan what's up
everybody thanks for tuning
in as always please make sure you rate view subscribe on itunes full video
available on youtube uh now full
video available on spotify and also the 2025 are you garbage card game is on
sale right now yeah go
over to are you garbage.com and get them while supplies last it's a limited run
and the they're
going to be moving some units they go quick and then everybody's bitching they
were where the cards at
i know i know make so many we're trying we're trying we're trying listen i mean
i don't own a
manufacturing company in china all right it's not easy to make one day we will
one day if i put my
mind there i'll be making shirts or something cards are a good time you can
play them with the playing
with the gang play a little drinking game legally not allowed to say drinking
game is that true it's
just a game you can enjoy a beverage with that's all i'm saying find out who
trashiest person in
your family and your friend group is which we've heard from i mean put them to
the test i think now
this is the third version we've done the third edition third edition of it uh
and we first started
we were packing them all we were i was literally making we were making them and
packing them ourselves
uh bitney pose we were using weren't we what we were using we were using uh
stamps.com stamps.com
stamps.com family uh and now we uh we're working with somebody that does them
for us but uh this is
the third one get them while supplies last they go quick gang love you and also
they'll lead to a lot
of fights i've heard at family parties because like you start playing you
listen you're a fan of the
show you think it's funny you buy a deck you go to you know your nana's 90th
grand group your 90th
your nana's 90th birthday party and start calling her a dirtbag she don't like
it all right i've heard
she ain't a fan of it that's how we got luke comes on the show yes playing the
playing the card game
sure um i wanted to ask you this i had a little situation yesterday that
reminded me of something
very very trashy okay uh i was uh i was at a business i made a purchase okay a
very old school
business uh some old school people behind the counter i believe it was a mother
and a daughter
that worked okay can i ask you what kind of place this was and why you're being
so vague about it i
wasn't i wasn't being vague i weren't being descriptive it's not really it was
a bakery okay it's not
important to the story okay all right i was picking up a bird we were we were
picking up a birthday cake
for somebody the bird works with okay i get a little thing irish soda bread too
it's fucking
what do you mean though march okay anywho the total came to 2025 and the woman
behind the counter goes
oh 2025 that's an easy number and then i go oh you gotta play that number
tonight
and the daughter goes i was just about to say the same that's a dirtbag thing
that dude we've been
doing that i gotta play that number tonight i gotta play that number tonight no
matter what it is
yeah get down to the lotto play that that's a daily number right there 34 34
you gotta play that we
were a 31 34 family for a very long time why my stepdad's race car numbers wait
would that ever come
up oh no oh but that's why when i play roulette i play 31 and 34 and on her oh
there you go he's at
the big team he's at the big flemington raceway in the sky if you catch my
truth there's his helmet
right there guys the guy's goddamn that's a goddamn amateur local race car
driver hopefully he's on a
heater up there he's smoking a heat if i know him he's got a heater cranked a
winston soft pack
any ford ranger anytime a number that like somehow had a rhythm to it or made
sense i'm gonna play that
tonight sure that was big uh and i i used to sell those lottery tickets at the
acme and uh man they
would come in and that's a whole language and it took me a while to learn the
34 34 30 they'd come in
and they'd talk to you like you've been doing it but i just started there uh-huh
hey let me get 34 39
boxing straight daily pick number and you're like fucking and i would print up
tickets and you can't undo
those tickets back in the i'm sure you can now but back in the day i had to buy
the tickets at the end
of the someone had to buy the tickets at the end of the day that was my brother's
move back back in
the day not to go for the big jackpot go for the little one but the daily
number they used to read
it like three times they hit you at nine at lunchtime and at dinnertime the
four what's it called pick
four pick four yeah i mean it's probably pick four big pick four guys big pick
because those jackpots
were like nine grand ten grand five grand that's not crazy yeah yeah they do
two a day one at noon
one at seven love that it's just like it's so funny when you think about it it's
just like old bookie
shit you know what i mean it's like they're just running numbers and pumping
dope that's all they
that's all the pa lottery in your grandmother's neighborhood no shit it's crazy
uh i always wanted to be one of the
guys doing that what i'd love to know if we if anybody out there has ever done
that let us know
what have you ever been the guy drawing the numbers on your local do they still
do that yeah they still
do that yeah sorry they get some broad or whoever uh-huh somebody from some
school i never understood
how they just got one ball up there that blew my i would watch that like that
was nasa technology big
technology uh-huh how you could fix that uh-huh how you could know i don't
think you can i mean maybe
you can i called just film that in the studio three days ahead of time when i
was like nine years
old i got two of them we were all sitting there together watching it and i got
like six and
seven or something like that it's like you're like you're actually like talking
you're like
uh 14 for a second my mom was up was on her feet she was about to take me right
down to
barnum and bailey throw holy water at you that one's possessed you know an atm
start guessing pin
numbers all right that's neither here nor there gang as i said we're here for a
family episode uh-huh
as you know when you sign up for the old patreon there you could have your
question read on the air
by kevin ryan himself whoa former lottery winner you just won a new car you've
never won right
the lottery yeah nah i played scratchers when we were on a road out there in
the midwest i believe
in wisconsin i saw them over there in the corner you didn't fucking say nothing
by the way what do
you mean you didn't tell anybody well i wasn't i wasn't gonna scratch them in a
car a brand new car
that's how you get all the fucking dust all i did them in the i did it in the
uh i did it in my uh
whatever room before we left wisconsin my hotel room before we left wisconsin
just so we all
losers just so we all agree okay if you win anything on the road we all split
it i think that's
the gentleman's move what yeah everybody anybody in the van no i don't agree
with that okay i think
if one of the openers or lukey or or ryan d's wins i don't know i'm not taking
their money luke's
maybe fucking dempsey group all right if we win we'll share with everybody you
can share with everybody
i'm taking my money but that goes for the losses too yeah that's what i'm
saying what am i just i'm
but listen if we were all playing six bucks hold on if we were all playing that'd
be one thing but
i'm the only one that ponied up 50 bucks for ten five ten dollar tickets nobody
else is fucking so
what they i'm just i risk everything and everybody gets the reward no thank you
that's communism all
right this is america we practice capitalism put your money on the table you
want to enter the game
you want to buy 50 worth of scratchers i'll we can commute we can do that but i
ain't the only one
buying scratchers to split my fucking prize with my personal money by the way i
tried to do it on a
company card but i got fucking nixed that's content we're shooting content
should do it on the company
card that way we could write it off or something like that i listen i tried
that's when i realized
i didn't have my company card which i still cannot find by the way great i
thought it was in here
whoever has it hope you're having a good time no i i froze it this morning this
morning that was like
two weeks ago how about a busy couple of weeks what do you want my wife's right
now what you want from
me congratulations thank you oh all right all right let's let's let's friggin
get into it here uh
okay this is from anthony r ten dollar homie here never had one ride kid can't
spell what
hit me what's our thoughts on paying the restaurant bill in all cash we know
about tipping in cash is
classy but what about paying the entirety of the bill in cash i recently went
out to eat with my
family for my mom's birthday and i paid a 350 tab in all 20s and 10s felt like
the waiter look the
waiter was looking at me like i sold drugs left a 50 50 tip though how you
doing give me that uh
350 bill 50. i think that's under 20 yeah anthony what are you doing that might
have been it might
have been a 300 bill but that's still low i think crunch those numbers give
them the benefit of the
doubt 300 times uh 0.20 that's under because 20 would be 60. 20 would be 60. is
that right yeah
whoa how'd you do that that fast i can i can spot lottery numbers too it's just
20 what's 20 of 100.
i don't know what's 20 no no no let's walk through it what's 20 of 120. okay
how many hundreds are in
300. three so what's three times 20. 60. there you go he did it it's a long way
to go to find out
anthony's a cheap son of a bitch they don't don't fucking anything i think you're
a great guy and uh
i'm happy you never had one ride and the tip notwithstanding and plus we don't
know all the
details so we don't want to trash you but uh a little too late for that now you're
dragging his good name
the server shouldn't have gave you a fucking a funny face that did that's what
they want if listen
every single restaurant in the in the world if they could get by doing cash
only they would every
server every restaurant owner cash only they would they would love that because
the best restaurants
don't take reservations and are cash only i'd push back on that now not at all
not at all those old
school joints when i'm saying i'm when you can do just hold on all right you're
moving the goal
post you're which i you allow you to do but you said the best restaurants in
the world 