Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Live from the Van w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Live from the Van w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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another exciting
edition of are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians
are classy
individuals or absolute trash now here are your hosts kevin ryan and h foley
hey everybody out
there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this is are you garbage
oh yeah it's that
little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that have to
go to be classy yeah
just a big old piece of trash garbage i'm your host h foley coming at you on a
beautiful day
barreling down the pennsylvania turnpike here in tootie's mobile big blue tootie's
back at the
house we left her a rolled up hundred on the kitchen table and i don't think it's
going to be for pizza
my co-host is coming at you from right next to me he is the ceo of are you
garbage he is an
international businessman and he's sitting in the captain's chair he's got all
the remotes give it up
for kj kevin james ryan everybody let's go what up gang shout out to you thanks
for tuning in as
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over there you get all that bonus content gang boys are doing a little bit
something different today
uh-huh a little taste of the road with us in the back two little spoiled brats
back there
from route 66 fame from route 66 fame the boys are on the road you got mr tom
cat daddy cassidy
good to be back boys happy to have you tommy on the open road pittsburgh salt
of the earth out here
these people hey you're a true talent tommy let me tell you and of course mr
sam rubinoff hey happy
passover or whatever you celebrate comedian director actor stand-up comedian
classic schlub
all-around loser hebrew is it passover yeah man so what are you doing i'm uh i
did a seder he dropped
that microphone not allowed to be touching electronics aren't you guys amish on
the weekends
shouldn't you be shitting shiva somewhere or something like that that's what
you do
um yeah you know we did the did the passover seder thing and uh now i'm hanging
out with my favorite
catholic people is this a big one is this a big holiday is this a high holiday
it's not a high
holiday but it's a holiday good he's high every every holiday is passover for
her i don't uh yeah
no but it's it's one that people i would say it's like jewish thanksgiving didn't
i see you eating
bread yesterday yeah i mean i did i did the yeah you eat you eat fucking meat
during lent i saw you
eating a lot yesterday don't be judging people for what they were eating diesel
you're in the middle
of the goddamn road yeah we got right we got our boy ryan d driving great wheel
man he's been a little
wonky this trip i just had to check him as he was he was cruising through an
intersection uh but all in
all this is the squad gang this is the road squad this is the bus uh we are
leaving pittsburgh
right now just pulling out of town headed to cleveland for two sold out shows
really one when
the other one's about 96 sold out like a walk up packed out packed out not sold
out uh we wanted to
give you a little we typically do these on patreon the greatest website of all
time but we wanted to
give uh the bozos a little slice of life you know what i mean so here we are
this and i gotta be honest
with you uh i am in love with this bus i might be done flying forever i i might
be full-blown john
madden just wheels on the bus cruising through this great country of ours
taking your meals in here and
shit like that i'll be doing everything dude just me and diesel on the open
road i'll meet you guys
in portland doing play-by-play for the raiders games i got a bunch of tvs going
by the way i wanted to
bring something up this is a little bit hard feelings but i heard you talking
yesterday
about commissioning the uh the van for a personal trip well that was another
thing i liked the van
so much uh my family's got a trip in florida and i was i'm trying to convince
my brothers my brother
my brother-in-law and my nephews to ride like i'm like let's ride down to florida
they are adamantly
opposed to it well what's the compensation coming my way what do you mean i own
half of this thing
sure so am i coming no so there'll be a monetary compensation i doubt it
something sexual
why not just being a good friend of mine you let me use it and also now you're
putting our business
out there for the irs which i do not appreciate my friend that is a business
trip i'm going down there
to talk to clients i'm going to try to secure some some funding from some cubans
and you could take
the bus too you could take patty down to sandals or something whatever you guys
do down to hedonism
wherever you and your family go get it on a boat yeah i will i want to take the
kids on a road trip
these kids don't know road trips you know what i mean yeah so i want to take
them on a nice fun
we'll stop it south of the border you don't want to sit in a van with you what
are you talking about
i'm the cool uncle yeah right what do you mean creep yeah i don't know why you're
going down that
way with it you know what i was thinking about this morning what's that
pancakes a western i did try
the waffle at the hampton inn just that's crazy but i'll give it to you i
respect it yeah pretty
good i couldn't wait to two minutes though so it was a little medium rare to be
quite honest with
you a little runny on the middle yeah i couldn't wait you couldn't wait to two
minutes it's 250
200 two minutes and 50 seconds you had to wait for it to cook i don't like them
well done either
you're doing a shot of the batter mom why is that guy eating waffle milkshakes
shut up kid um huh i was thinking about this this morning i don't know if you
guys are going to be
able to relate to this at all because you're younger okay all right so when you
think about the span of
20 years all right where i'm going with this is i remember in the 80s being in
cars that were
uh probably made in the 60s or even let's say the 90s if i'm if i'm in a car in
1990 that was made in
1970 sure it felt like they were 100 years old they had like that smell yeah
you know that smell i'm
talking about that rusty metallic sure the trunk what made me think of it is
when kramer was talking
on uh seinfeld because i was watching seinfeld because i can't sleep these
pills got me i can't
sleep at all i didn't fall asleep until like six o'clock last night i know you
had your you had your
medium rare waffle then went back to bed for an hour yeah without a c-pap and
that was bad i had like
five heart attacks while i was laying it's a big morning but i was watching the
waffles and heart
attacks the smell of old story but i was watching i was watching seinfeld and
it was the marine
biologist episode where he was talking about all the golf balls he had in the
trunk of his car and as
you know kramer had an older model car sure and i was thinking about what the
trunk of that car must
smell like that like gasoline rusty kind of smell when you think about it
though a car made in 2000
or if i'm in a car in it's like the loom the loom's 20 years old yeah yeah i
have i know exactly what
you're talking about i went out and bought that car but that wouldn't have that
same that's i know but
it has smell of that time it has smell of the car yeah which is it's weird like
it doesn't smell
like a car from 2025 you get in that you're like i am in fucking the year 2000
or what is it the 95
you're like i am in 30 years yeah i'm in 1995 it's weird to think though it's
not they get well how
come it doesn't seem how come 2020 to 2000 doesn't seem as far away as 1990 to
1970
because you're in vietnam and the passage of time is different yeah but yeah
but you're
how old were you in 1990 40
it's just retiring from my first job in 1990 he was 14 years old i was 14 god
damn stalker
i need to get a room get off my dick tommy 1976 yeah no that makes sense yeah
so you're 14 your
life experience is different and every year at 14 is vastly different than
every year from 30 to 50
no but i'm just no that's what it is what i'm saying is the technology has evened
out from 1970 to 1990
is a huge jump but 2000 to 2020 doesn't feel like that huge of huge of a jump
that's an insane
statement is it dude there's there was from 2000 to 2025 dude compare the lumina
to this thing this
thing has wi-fi and a fucking flat screen in it and do we have a five camera
setup going on right now
smells nice the lumina smelled nice until you squash that spider which that's
fucking bad juju by the
way just that's the last thing you need that's the last thing six heart attacks
this guy's cute juju
he's sitting right next to me take it easy happy passover and is it happy passover
yeah sure it's
sad passover no it's a good one it's a good one isn't this when you were hiding
babies uh yeah we're
we're paint on the door yeah i don't know if you ever met them but the jews are
rarely happy this is a
happy one we're hiding babies fully smears barbecue sauce on his door this is
what this is why jesus got
out of town right they were they were killing the firstborn or something like
that no this had
nothing this is pre-jesus yeah nothing to do i don't see how to start that i
was never even there i was
out of town that weekend i don't know what these guys i don't know what these
guys are talking about
yeah he really started dissing himself from old jc didn't you there sammy rude
i'm actually half a
tell you uh i wanted to mention too uh yesterday on the ride we had a nice ride
out from new york
city to pence uh to pittsburgh pennsylvania by the way pennsylvania beautiful
state i trashed it for
being whatever pencil tucky they call it between philadelphia and pittsburgh
there is some real nice
country out there you get the mountains you get the green farms we went through
a couple of sun showers
fucking beautiful i have bad memories about that drive the drive from uh from
eat from the east coast
to pittsburgh because i only did it once my buddy was going to pitt we went out
there for uh the
christmas between christmas and new year's for a party in the middle of the semesters
and we got a bunch
of bad blow and fucking had to drive back all crashed out i hated it yeah it's
like a long six
hour drive and i was crashing out falling asleep at the wheel i wasn't driving
fair enough ryan d
was driving meanwhile you had me and rubinoff on a puddle jumper jesus christ
was the day the features
died on that one yeah rubinoff and tommy had to fly out because a fucking paper
airplane a lot of last
minute change the plans obviously we had some things up in the air we had a
couple of things we had to
stay in the city for we had to cancel one of the pittsburgh shows unfortunately
as everybody knows
we had a humdinger there last night it was fantastic great we're working on the
makeup dates
check the website um and yeah we had to send you two morons out there just in
case we were pulling
in late so you could do the sound check and all that stuff which was going to
be real hollywood
stuff if we did get jammed up we had them out there to start the show if we
were going to be
running late you know what i mean we run into town i'm i'm putting my tux on as
i'm like running
through the door to go up and bomb for 300 people uh no but ended everything
ended up uh working out
easy peasy lemon squeezy but on the way out we stopped at a gas station an