Name: Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Field Trips Edition w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Live shows, live shows, live shows, baby!
The boys are about to hit the road for that Back on the Block tour,
so grab the squad and come on out and see us.
Yeah, we're starting in San Francisco, then Portland, Seattle,
Brea, California, Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts,
Atlanta, Georgia, Charlotte, North Carolina, Raleigh, North Carolina,
Richmond, Virginia, Baltimore, Maryland, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
the boys are coming home, Rochester, New York, and Toronto, Canada.
Get your tickets at RUGarbage.com.
Love you. See you there.
Welcome to another exciting edition of RUGarbage,
the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is RUGarbage.
Hell yeah!
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians,
and we find it at the group to be classy.
Yeah.
Just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tooties in a New Edition.
Shout out to her, just earned her yellow belt.
Okay.
Over there in South Philly, Kung Fu and Karate.
Hi-yah!
And pet store.
So, good for her.
Watch out, man.
She's on a tear.
Kick your ass.
Okay.
My co-host is coming at you from across the table.
He is the CEO of RUGarbage and what he lacks in physical appearance.
He makes up for in personality and wild things in the bedroom.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang?
Hey, buddy.
Shout out to you.
Thanks for tuning in.
As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube.
Full video available over there on Spotify, by the way.
And those numbers are cooking.
Woo-wee!
On the charts over there.
I know.
On the goddamn charts.
Obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com slash RUGarbage.
Go over there and get all that bonus content.
Yes, sir.
And then, last but not least.
Talk to me.
The Back on the Block Tour fall and winter tour dates are on sale right now at
RUGarbage.com.
Coming to the Metropolitan in Philadelphia.
The boys are coming all over the place.
I'm talking San Fran.
They don't like calling it San Fran.
It's SFI here.
San Francisco.
I'm going San Francisco.
We're doing Portland.
We're doing Seattle.
We're doing Richmond.
Sure.
Raleigh.
Sure.
The other one.
Charlotte.
Baltimore.
Boston.
Philly.
Boston.
New Hampshire.
Toronto.
Toronto.
Rochester.
Kids are all over the map.
Can't wait to get back out there, gang.
Grab your tickets.
RUGarbage.com.
Yeah, you're not the prettiest girl to dance, you know?
What?
I don't know what that means.
What?
And what are you doing at a dance?
You're 50, you weirdo.
Fucking creepo.
But you will do weird sex stuff if the car's nice enough.
Is that what you've heard about me?
Is that my iTunes reviews you've been reading?
I do a lot for a dinner at Red Lobster.
I'll tell you that.
You've been scrolling on?
Yeah, that's right.
Okay.
Let's get into the heart of the matter here today.
We're here for a little family episode, a little themed episode, which the kids
have
been loving.
They've been cooking up the charts out there.
Sure.
This one, we're going all the way back.
Which I have to, you know, we got a little self-aware here.
What's that?
We, I don't know, the past month or so, we put together a run of guests that
was unmatched.
Shout out to all the boys.
I might have called Joe Hollywood to get some of them guys in here.
I was calling in every favor I got.
Still got a couple coming up, though.
Uh-huh.
Do we?
I think so.
Who do you got?
Don't we?
Cher coming in?
Oh, man.
Do you believe in love after love?
You see Cher from back in the 70s when she did the Sonny and Cher show?
That was, I mean.
Hot.
That's, dude, that might as well have been me looking at people from the 1300s.
That was so far back to me.
Like, because at that point, the fashion was so different.
The quality of the video was so different.
He was dead by the time.
It was free love, baby.
Yeah, I was like.
Smoking doobies, taking lewds.
She, for the, I first knew her as the guy.
What?
No, she was married to the guy who died skiing.
Sonny Bono.
Skis, horses, and hitting some trees.
He was a senator, I believe.
He became a senator, wasn't he?
Senator Sonny Bono?
You don't, you don't.
Do you know who Sonny Bono is?
Just by name.
You don't know who Han Solo is.
I don't know, no NATO.
United States representative.
United States representative.
What state?
Party land.
What?
I don't know.
I think he did a lot of drugs back in the day.
The United States of funk, if you catch my trip.
Disco land.
Mayor of Palm Springs, California, and California's 44th district.
Man, mayor of Palm Springs.
Talk about any easy gig.
Talk about getting your D-S'd.
You are out there in Palm Springs.
Woo!
Fucking closing at Boca del Vista.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Uh-uh.
That's what you do.
You get down there to Florida.
You relax a little bit.
That's what you got to do.
Get some color.
Go down there to Boca.
You take Junior's place.
Find a nice lady who works the Unmentionables department at fucking Sears or
something like
that.
So, where's my wife in this mix?
Oh, I forgot.
I'm gumming up the works.
I don't take the broad down there.
Not your wife.
I'd take the...
I don't know.
I don't know what reality you're creating.
First of all, did he say Palm Springs, California?
You ended up in Florida.
Oh, is that right?
Is there a Palm Springs, California?
That's the Palm Springs.
What's Palm Springs in Florida?
That's where dudes go to get...
Topped off?
Get topped off on spring break.
Isn't there a Palm Springs?
Palm Beach.
Well, that's where I'm going.
I'll see you out there.
Hey, get on a Palm Beach.
Get on a Boca.
Relax for a little bit.
Walk.
Play a little golf.
What are you talking to me?
I'm doing well.
What are you talking about?
You get up.
You fucking go somewhere.
I should.
You're telling me what to do.
You go do something.
I should.
Take a cruise by myself.
Why don't you take a field trip?
Hey!
And we're back.
That's what I did.
A little Franklin Institute.
You got to go somewhere.
Learn.
Expand your horizons.
Uh-huh.
You know, open your eyes a little bit.
Expand my horizons.
Get off the family plan.
I'm a singular man.
Let's talk about it, gang.
Talking about field trips today.
Who doesn't remember, or was it a pivotal moment in your childhood, the first
big field trip,
the field trip that went wrong, you had money, you didn't have money, your
parents were prepared,
maybe they weren't prepared, something fucked up happened when you were down
there, somebody
got shot.
A good, dude, a good field trip that was coming up in the spring, that'd get
you through the
fall and the winter.
Forget about it.
That kept you going to school every day.
That kept the grades up.
That kept you out of your parents.
And if you fuck around, you might not be able to go to the good field trips,
they would
always, the school as well as your parents would be like, if you messed up at
school,
they'd go, if you do this-
You're not going to go on the field trip.
You're not going to go to wherever it was.
That was usually bullshit.
Oh, what are you going to leave me here by myself?
No, you had to sit in a cafeteria with the other dingbats.
Turn this place into a blockbuster while you're gone.
Sure.
I don't know what that meant.
Me either.
I rolled with it.
Palm Springs, ladies and gentlemen.
Palm Springs, Florida.
Why couldn't every day, like those were the times where-
What, every day be a field trip?
Yeah, like those were the days where I-
That's called straight chilling, dog.
Those were the days where I felt like, you know, like I was in the movie.
Like I felt like I was going to school.
Like it felt good.
The shower felt better that morning.
Breakfast felt better that morning.
You'd get your cooler with your snacks and your drinks and all that kind of
stuff to
have on the bus.
You get, you get like 20 bucks for mom and dad to spend down at the gift shop
wherever
you were going.
You, yeah.
You know?
Yeah, you're not-
That's when it was fun.
Yeah, because the rest of the day, your brain, what we call it in the medical
field, ain't
good at learning.
Mm-mm.
So if you're sick-
I used to get sleepy.
Yeah.
I used to get sleepy right away when I, as soon as they started, that teacher
started
talking to me, I'm tired.
That's like a dog we try to train on.
You get like 30 minutes with them before their brain overheats and they got to
lay down.
Lay down.
It's fucking hot in there.
Shut up!
They call on you twice.
I got to take a nap.
I got to shut this down.
I liked it being in a nice, cool science lab with those black desks, those
black tables
that were nice and cool, the air conditioner pumping, turn the lights off, and
put on a
fucking documentary from like the late 80s about water, about like
precipitation.
And they would show like-
You'd hear the rainfall.
The trickling.
And they'd show streams from the mountains and stuff like that.
Babbling brook.
I'd be fucking out.
Yeah.
Two seconds.
Put your hood up.
Gone.
Heads up, seven up.
Just dreaming.
Just dreaming and chilling.
Sure.
That's school to me.
What was your, do you remember your favorite?
Field trip?
Field trip.
I mean-
Palm Springs, 88.
Me and Sonny Bono.
I got a bag of yak down there.
Talk about fish scales.
Me and Sonny Bono went water skiing.
This guy knows his way up.
I can't water ski.
I don't have this-
Wait, weight problem?
No, I don't have the centrifugal balance to go water skiing.
Centrifugal balance.
It's something that lines up.
I can't get up.
Yeah, you're front heavy.
Yeah.
It's like pulling a Mack truck out of a bog.
You need a good winch.
No rope is going to do that.
Got kelp all over me.
Um, the Franklin Institute, man.
That was, that was, that was the one.
That was a big one in, uh, in for, for, for, for Philadelphia.
The Franklin Institute was like, uh, get the exact definition.
I mean, it was a museum.
It was an interactive experience.
They had the first dome.
No, was that the dome?
Planetarium.
No, but the, the screen.
Planetarium.
That wasn't the planetarium.
Yes, it is.
That's what it's called.
It's called a planetarium.
No, the planetarium is like you look up at the sky.
No, that's what it is.
I know, but that screen-
Sky.
What?
I saw, I saw, I saw, Nirvana at the Franklin.
No, I saw laser light shows down there.
We used to get down to the Franklin Institute and see laser light shows in
college.
Drop a couple of cool guys.
Drop a couple of tabs of sunshine and fucking head down there.
It's a science museum in Philadelphia.
You talking about IMAX?
No.
No.
What?
It's the planetarium.
I know.
They got IMAX there too.
That way, it was more, it was more of a movie screen.
I'm not saying they didn't show that, but they also showed like, you'd be on
like a helicopter
flying through the city.
When I was back when I was back.
Maybe they upgraded it.
Yeah.
Dude, that was, I mean.
Ours was just the stars.
No.
And they had that thing that looked like a telescope in the middle and it would
go around.
And it felt like the place was moving.
That was always big.
We were always big on, and also too, Discman had just dropped.
Discman dropped when I was in, it's like, everybody kind of had them in fifth
and sixth grade.
So, I mean, you and your boys on, what CDs you got?
CD books.
We flipping.
Oh, let me get the DMX CD.
Let me get that.
That was when hip hop was in it.
A day.
A couple of tough guys back there.
Talking Tupac.
I'm talking Jay-Z.
We didn't have that shit.
We just listened to, I remember listening to classic rock on a field trip.
The bus driver was his old Vietnam vet, and he used to crank 93.3 WMMR.
Sure.
Listen to that.
It means more rock.
Talking about President Steve.
I'm talking about Jackie, Pierre Robert.
Pierre Robert.
I met Pierre Robert.
Me too.
Did you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out to him.
He was friends w