Name: Small Town Problems | Are You Garbage | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2025)
Uploaded: 2025-06-10T21:00:07.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Small Town Problems | Are You Garbage | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2025)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-10. Transcript available.

where is hunter green hunter sorry for the first and last name
on 641 state street i mean hunter blue
hunter where you at big guy
oh jesus christ well i'm glad i said your full name
oh it's this guy
i want to shake your hand
i don't know if you heard this guy hates jeff bezos so he uses his mom's amazon
account
just a little full background checked on fucking hunter over here
it's not your account right no yeah i heard that all right
just just to let you know what we're fucking with okay
i'll miss i'll take care of it i got it
jesus christ she's like ask him what he does for a living
the fuck lady we're goddamn working up here
you think we flew out here for you to do the show
tell him he's trash
we will
you and the fat one hurry it up
all right what do you do for a living
she's good huh
this girl fuck you gotta
i don't know what you do for a living miss
you could be an entertainer
buddy what do you do for a living
i pick up garbage
you pick up garbage
trash man
you work you do
is that like sanctioned by a municipal
that's not a you're just picking up
i think you and your buddies are just picking up trash
all right so it's a small company
what where would you pick up trash
like are you going to a build where
you go to a houses and pick up trash
so hold on this is actually pretty interesting
this is a new company
we started about three years ago
sorry are you are you invested three years ago
it was three years ago
i just want to get my head around this so so are you invested in the company
not money wise
his mom is though
we use her amazon account
how do you think we buy all these goddamn trash bags
why do i have the feeling that you and three guys are driving around in like a
96 camry
some people's houses throwing trash bags in the trunk
i feel like they're stealing shit out of people's garages
okay i thought you were throwing that out
i think i think i got this
so you go to places that like where like the city doesn't pick up the trash
you live that's what i'm saying
more rural i didn't think you were a city guy
breaking news this just in
you didn't scream metropolitan debonair yuppie to me
those ain't aperol spritzes on that table son
he's taking all the trash
all right i respect it
gotcha so it's more rural places that don't have trash pick up you go take care
of it
very cool there i'm in all right
that's great who's your boy with you here
i don't know this
who the fuck are you
hold on first of all don't try to distance yourself because you two look like
you came in the same
this is this is the new fourth investor of the trash company
i'd like to see some literature on your company
and first name tucker
hunter hunter what's your middle name
you're giving me shit now
get him
okay
get him big dog
and what is uh
hunter what's your middle name
i figured that
i wouldn't be surprised
that's cool
that's a pretty good name
that's a nice name
my parents were worried i wouldn't like hunter
so they gave me two middle names
oh yeah
what did what did your parents do for a living
uh my dad drove a truck
my mom uh
worked for all state
and then
two great jobs it seems
yeah
she did insurance
and now she uh
ombudsman
she works at a
retirement home
and makes sure to raise her
okay
that's that's a fucking great job
that's very
it just seems like a nice lady
i don't know
i don't know
you fell far from the tree it seems
he has these moments though
where he jumps in
and i love it
yeah no
yeah
that was a good explanation
except when you said
your dad drove a truck
he drove a truck
sure
most people
would say
he drives a truck
i get
not around
not in the woods
yeah
he drove a truck
yeah yeah
you drive
you would say
you drive a garbage truck
do you drive the truck
or are you on the back
i do both
okay
this guy's all over the place
can't keep him down dude
how many trucks
do you guys own
we got three guys
we got three trucks
i've never heard
i apologize
how stupid of me
he sounds
he sounds like he's from
like staten island
but he says he's from
the woods
so there i was
it was me and three other guys
around it
surrounded by the trees
either way
he's fucking awesome
i love him
holy shit
we haven't got to
one fact
or the question
or the question
we're getting right
to the question
with hunter
sure
just to confirm
you're hunter
correct
okay
just checking
there's no way
there's another hunter
in here
is that
no
there is
it is a lady's name too
really
that's a rough looking broad
right there
yeah i drive truck
get your fat ass
on the bed
it's a serious show folks
come on
it's okay
well your question
is it garbage
by your elderly
family members
presence
knowingly
you might inherit
them back
one day
this guy's playing
fucking chess
over here
hey grandma
i bought you
a trash truck
it's a ride off
give hunter
a big fucking
round of applause
god dang it
shout out to you
speaking
it's kind of funny
we went off on that
because one guy
sent in
i grew up on
swamp road
which is just
off turkey road
in a town called
black earth
wisconsin
that sounds like
the seventh ring
of hell
welcome to black
earth
where are you at
where's nick at
right here
what's up brother
how are you
great
what do you do
for a living
in black earth
i uh actually
moved up the hill
to mountain
up the hill
there's only one hill
in the whole town
i grew up in a
school district
that had to
combine two towns
so now our
school district
is just one
congratulations
so you come out
to the midwest
people hit you
with real
small town problems
well we had
to combine
our post offices
and now i can't
get the mail
they had to
duct tape
two garbage
trucks together
you believe
that shit
they had to
duct tape
them together
do all four
counties
do you believe
that shit
he started
rambling
about school
and townships
what do you want
us to do
about that
you don't see
a lot of famous
people in the
midwest
such as yourself
so i'm a little
nervous
you're wrong
again
my wife doesn't
know my name
he's gonna be
telling that story
in this small town
then these two
boys came from
hollywood
i'll tell you
these quick
talking motherfuckers
tricked me
made me look
like an asshole
said they were
gonna build a
school
start drilling
for oil
i ain't seen
shit
you're not gonna be
like an asshole
you're not gonna be
like an asshole
you're not gonna be
like an asshole