Name: Oil Tycoon Shocks Crowd | Are You Garbage | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2025)
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let's get into it where is taylor c taylor oh jeez jesus christ say hi first
you just start
making a move i don't think that's him oh that's not him jesus christ you're
lucky man
where's taylor at in the back yeah come on hop over to the mic big dog let him
hear it one time
everybody how are you brother oh doing good how are you good who are you here
with my cousin josh
your cousin josh very nice and uh what do you do for a living big dog um i work
in uh the oil
industry oh okay not bad what do you do in the oil industry i'm self-employed i
um research ownership
of of land okay so you go around and look to see where there might be oil well
no oil companies hire
me to research the ownership of of land you check out the titles and stuff like
that figure out who
just so they can drill okay who were dragging out of their house later that's
what you do this guy's
muscle okay all right all right what'd you have for breakfast this morning
probably some yogurt
pretty classy is that greek yogurt or regular yogurt greek yogurt with honey oh
that's not bad
this guy ain't fucking around what was the last vacation you went on went to
tampa yikes
did you drive or fly fly take your shoes off on the plane never did you get the
meal
no i just i chewed up those biscoff cookies they gave the you chewed up the
cookies okay it's a weird
way to put that who's ever referred to eating as chewed it up are you hungry
you want dinner night
chewed some pizza on the way over i drank some yogurt for breakfast
where'd you go to school did you have to go to school for the for the oil thing
you can but i didn't jesus christ self-taught dirtbag i like it
it's actually what my dad does oh you okay so family business but you started
your own company
it's not very hard to do i'm so confused as you seem like a real sweet guy as
to what multi-billion
dollar oil company is like you know who we need on the job taylor that didn't
go to school in the
hyundai let's get him to close the deal for us he said something about he
wanted to take us out and
chew some lunch or something i don't know the kid's freaking me out but hire
him let me ask you about
the cousin what was your cousin's name again josh and what's josh what's josh
do for a living
i think he's unemployed at the moment man you couldn't have covered for your
fucking cousin
uh he's a huge loser um this christ you're a guy in the dark you could have
been like oh he owns an
oil company get the kid laid tonight it's monday uh no he has a small penis and
uh lives on my couch
what cousin is josh first second third first first what does that mean down
here exactly
i'm just i'm genuinely curious they got the same meemaw uh he's my neighbor
so what's the relation um my dad is his sister oh my god you're not sure i'm
shit
my dad is his sister is what i heard good night oklahoma city you can't even
track down the
ownership on your cousin how are you gonna move people off their property
okay now do you guys live together anything like that no we just live about 10
minutes down the
road from each other okay and how old of a fellow are you i'm 22 you're 22 look
at you all right
good for you living at home or you got your own place i live with my parents
all right that's cool
though you just gotta wait it's totally rad okay so you're living at your
parents are you in your
original room that you grew up in no i originally lived with my mom and now i'm
living with my dad
so it's a different house different room so what does the room look like is it
your room like do you
have like posters and shit like that or is it like a guest bedroom and there's
like a peloton at the
end of your bed now there's there's a couple posters there's actually some
pictures of uh
me and my ex-fiance i need to take down i haven't taken down yet
what okay i got a few questions how when did you get it at what age did you get
engaged
uh got engaged when we were 20 and when did you call it off just about a month
and a half ago
i'm sorry yeah well maybe better off yeah fuck yeah you're about to be a
fucking millionaire dude
you're gonna be closing fucking ladies i don't know we're living with josh you
know
all right seems like a solid kid that's what i'll say i don't really see a lot
of trash on this guy
he seems like a good kid what are we at the same fucking show are you losing
your touch here big
he's a fucking entrepreneur i think he made all that up
and there is no josh
when i say house i mean trailer yes thank you
you live in your dad's trailer yes okay
and what posters are on the wall what do you got
uh just some different video game stuff fallout 4 things like that
hold on stop talking all right
help me help you all right
i'm talking about trailer parks and halo 4 and ex-fiances
stop all right you're in oil you're doing well
he's not in oil
he's in his dad's trailer
holy's trying to get a piece of this business i don't know if you picked up on
that
that's what this is you need a little seed money
okay that's true fuck
well taylor i mean taylor's question
is it garbage to have dinner at cc's pizza with the family after your nana's
funeral
it's what she would have wanted
she just love that goddamn pepperoni
let's go let's go to cc's and choose some food
let him hear it one time big dog
home run
home run thank you brother
one more time for taylor gang
oh man
fucking rock star
she might be my favorite person i've ever met
yeah all right where is chase m
uh what's up big dog let chase here one time
give it up for the big man
there we go
what's happening brother how you feeling
doing good doing good
first name is chase
yes sir
what's your middle name
gerald
gerald chase gerald i like it
pretty good
where you shopping these days you a dxl fella
oh fuck yeah
oh man
make the fucking cut of your gym
and that polo
it looks breathable
is that a harbor bay
this is a reebok
reebok
an athlete
do you have an empty jar of tostitos queso dip in your refrigerator currently
no
no
no
do you have any dvds on display in your house
do you have a what now
any dvds on display in the house
no but i used to
okay
any empty liquor bottles decorating your home currently
no
any weird collections
not since i got married
okay
what was it before
well you said that it sounds like
i had a huge dvd collection before
how many dvds
about a thousand
that's too many dvds
now what'd you do with them
did you sell them off
yeah i just uh there was a dvd exchange place nearby
i sold them all to them
you took them all down there
yeah what'd you walk away with from a transaction like that
eight bucks
yeah exactly
yeah
fucking nothing
maybe like 200 bucks
200 bucks
okay
not bad
all right
shoes off in the house if we come over
no
no shoes are on
yeah
if we came over and we asked you for a glass of water
what would you give us
would it be from the tap
would it be a brita
would it be a bottle
it would most likely be a can of sparkling water
that's what we drink most
okay
okay
that's not bad
now when you say can of sparkling water
you're referring to store brand club soda
no no no
uh not club soda
sparkling water
sparkling water
so like perriere
so stuff like that
okay
did you say perriere
yeah
okay
all right
and
all right
all right
sometimes you don't think it's going anywhere
and then man
there's a snake in your room
you fucking
you know you're chewing ramen
i love you
and what kind of work do you do
i work in supply chain logistics
supply chain logistics
very cool
and the missus
what does she do
uh she's in marketing
very nice
and do you
i'm asking because that
do you live in a trailer
or a home or apartment
no we own a home
you own the home
very nice
do you have a second refrigerator in that home
uh no we have a stand-up freezer
you have a stand-up freezer
what's in there
just meat
costco
costco meat
yeah
you do any hunting
any fishing
anything like that
not really
okay
hmm
okay
what's the last vacation you guys went on
cruise
first one ever
nice
where to
uh from from seattle to alaska
where
from seattle to alaska
oh that's the fucking fancy
going to alaska
it was amazing
we're completely sold
that's awesome
yeah
great
did you see the aurora borealis
no we did not
okay
any polar bears
no the wildlife area
we had a uh
emergency on the ship
in other words a drunk fell down
and uh we had to
and i apologize for that
yeah
did they fall off the ship
or they just fell
on the boat
they fell on the boat somewhere
we missed the whole area
where all the wildlife is
we had to miss it
and go straight to port
so
okay
all right
you had a nice time though
oh yeah it was great
and where was the vacation
before that
uh
our honeymoon
we got married in central park
earlier this year
in new york city
yeah
all right
and then where'd you go
on the honeymoon
uh montana
very nice
pretty good
yeah
guys make a couple of bucks
where are you from originally
san antonio
okay
well i'm gonna okay
this is i'm gonna take his question slow
because it took me about four and a half times to read it
i gotta explain it a little further
because it's not me
it's my sisters
yeah i picked up on that
yeah
but it's a good idea of what you come from
are you garbage if your step sibling is your double step sibling
that's what i said
my mom married my stepsister's dad
my dad then married my stepsister's mom
so they basically swapped partners
so your sister is her sister
so
it was
it's actually
i wrote it that way
i'm gonna need this one more time
yeah
so
let him
let him
let him take a run
okay
slowly
yeah
i have two half sisters that were
from before i was born
you had two half sisters that were
that were around before you were born
yeah
so
on the same side
like they were
yeah
so dad a and mom a
got divorced
dad b and mom b got divorced
dad a married mom b
mom b married dad a
and where where do you fit in
i came later
but who
between a and win
yeah
so so a dad a and mom b
that's my parents so i have a full brother and i have two half sisters
so they basically just confused me more
yeah man shut up stop
yeah that's fucking trash dude
hold on
i gotta keep coming
so okay
we'll just use names
johnny and vicky were married and had one of my sisters
okay
sandra and mike were married and had my other sister
okay
sandra and mike got divorced
johnny and vicky got divorced
sure
johnny married sandra mike married vicky
okay
they switched
yes they switched
jesus christ
and who were your parents
johnny and sandra
johnny
i thought there was a
okay
so so when they
so
what happened to vicky
there's a randy in here somewhere
so the
the crazy
the weirdest part about it was
is that was the only instance of divorce that i knew of growing up
so until i was about 12
you just thought that's what divorce was
you get it
did you just fuck your
so until i was about 12
when my best friend's parents got divorced
i was like
are they gonna switch with somebody
who's the lucky couple huh
give him a fucking big round
that's awesome buddy
thank you so much
are they gonna switch with somebody
Thank you.