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Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: The Great Outdoors Edition w/ Collin Chamberlin

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Woo, doggy!
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that
it's good to be classy.
See, just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash!
I'm your host, Tate Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition.
She just got knocked out by the lady down the street.
Okay.
Hit her with a two-piece.
Clean as a whistle.
Keep the biscuit.
Woo, the kids were screaming, world star!
Well, yeah, you dated yourself.
My cousin's coming at you from across the table.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and
I love him.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang?
Shout out to you.
Thanks for tuning in.
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You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.
Gang, we're doing a little theme episode this episode.
You stink.
On this episode.
Good morning, good morning.
I'll come to you with this morning, good morning.
Gang, we're doing a fun theme on this episode, and we brought in an amateur
expert, I would
say.
Thank you.
Okay, this thing contradicts each other.
To help us out a little bit.
He's a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian.
Going to be on the road with us this fall.
Uh-huh.
Saw a little bit of him out there in Madison last run.
Sure.
Right?
A couple other places.
Why are you looking at me?
You were there.
This is your first day around here?
He's a good pal of ours.
Grew up in Pittsburgh.
A little hunting, a little fishing.
He's going to be here to guide us through.
Give it up for Colin Chamberlain, everybody.
Thank you, boys.
Sitting in Kippy's seat.
Appreciate being here, yeah.
Well, thanks for coming.
We're mixing it up a bit.
And, man, Foley, good meeting you for the first time.
What?
You're from Pittsburgh.
Where do I know you from?
Were you in Milwaukee with me?
I couldn't live in other cities.
He lives in Madison.
We got him on Zoom.
Tammy's hologram.
We were in Madison.
We were in Minnesota.
Yeah.
Detroit.
Michigan.
Uh-huh.
Right?
Sure.
Together.
Yeah.
And Indiana.
You guys sound like you're dating and you don't want anybody to know.
Yeah, we were there, baby.
Yeah.
What?
I never met this guy.
And shout out to new guy Luke over there in the corner office.
Man, you're really shooting from the hip today.
Jesus Christ.
Let's get Ryan Diesel in here.
This guy's on goofballs.
Hey, by the way, shout out to the troops, huh?
We're here to talk about the woods.
Stop saying that.
I ain't talking about what you and your buddies do in the woods.
What?
I don't know.
Good play night crawlers.
What?
Nothing.
Playing hide the bait, huh?
Talking about jumping in the water.
There's no fishing rod.
I brought my rod and reel.
Just a couple of worms and a hamster.
What?
Listen, let's screw it around.
It's a serious broadcast.
It's a theme episode.
We're doing the woods.
We're doing outdoor stuff.
Yeah, outdoors.
All right, hold on.
Let me try to quarterback this thing for a minute.
So, Colin grew up in Pittsburgh.
He was on the road with you.
He's got cute cars.
They're on the back of the bottle.
So, I hear you do a little stand-up comedy.
The bottle's sweating.
Who was it, Brando?
He used to put the lines on the back of people?
He's reading them off the back of my head.
No.
So, you grew up in Pittsburgh, so I'm told.
Yeah, we've gotten that down.
They put french fries in their sandwiches out there.
They sure do, outside, yeah.
You grew up more rural.
Pittsburgh is like a redneck Philly.
Yes.
You guys are a little more country.
That's where the Kentucky would come from a little bit.
Well, you know, you have Pittsburgh, much like Philly.
It's like you have the city.
And then most people don't actually.
And they begin with the letter P.
And most people don't really live in the city.
Sure.
They live 20 to 30 minutes away from the city.
But Pittsburgh gets way more rural than Philadelphia.
Philadelphia, for sure.
It's a little shittier.
Let's just be honest.
I would say it gets a little more, yeah, there's a lot more people going up to
camp in Pittsburgh.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of lake houses.
A lot of blue-collar guys.
Yeah.
A lot of, you know, our buddy Nick Angelo, shout out to him.
You know what Pittsburgh's famous for?
Having a toilet in the basement.
Yeah, that's the Pittsburgh Potty.
Just the toilet.
Yeah.
That's for what?
It's called the Pittsburgh Potty.
The Pittsburgh Potty.
Yeah, all these old, and the story is that, like, when people would come home
from, like,
the steel mills and stuff, they would be down there and change.
There'd be a sink and a toilet, and that would be the first thing they would do.
Sure.
Is, like, go, so you'll go into these old houses, and it'll just be like-
Take a gold dump.
It'll be like a piano, an old pool table from a big lots, and a toilet with no
curtain or anything.
Yeah.
You know?
A lot of parlors over there, too, right?
In the house.
In parlor?
Like, right to the left when you walk in?
Yeah, there's a lot of parlors.
Like the room you don't sit in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All the furniture had, like, plastic on it.
Yeah.
Lace curtains and stuff like that.
And a bowl of hard candy.
Sure.
Yeah.
Smell the stew going.
Probably some swirl meat in it.
That's good eating.
Which you did a lot of hunting and fishing growing up.
I did, yeah.
Man, the kid's back.
That was a seamless transition by the big dog.
You got a gun on you now?
I actually duct taped one to one of our chairs.
That's how we're going to close the show.
The yacht scene.
He just hands you a pin from a grenade.
One bullet on the table.
Yeah, so we, I mean, we, like the big dog said, we spent a lot of time in the
van together.
Yeah.
You were in the first, the Patreon, though.
You made one or two Patreon episodes.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of time in the van.
And we kind of play AYG.
We get your background when we're in a road trip together.
Of course.
We were peppering you with the questions, the whole nine yards.
And you know who stinks.
Shout out to it.
Brain caller.
Brain caller.
You, you, I didn't realize you were that much of a hunter and fisherman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very, at an early age.
What was it, when did you start, when were you introduced to the outdoors?
I was introduced.
When did you get your first kill?
I, I, I, when I was 13.
13?
13 was the first time I ever shot something.
But the, I started hunting and fishing.
I mean, I was fishing as a, like a young kid.
Five, maybe four years old.
Now, what kind of fishing are we talking about?
This was like.
Like, you throw it out and you, when you, when you reel it in, you start
screaming?
You throw a bobber on, somebody puts a worm on a hook, you stand there.
And, you know, yeah, you freak out when you catch a fish.
Yeah, I used to freak out.
Sunnies.
I used to hate the sunnies.
But I started, I started hunting when I was like, probably nine or ten years
old.
And it was very popular to like, my grandfather did it.
My uncle who wasn't really, everybody in Pittsburgh has like an uncle that's
not their uncle.
Sure.
You know what I mean?
It's very, it's not even regional, it's dirt bag.
Yeah.
It's like, hey, this is, it's always like Uncle Randy or Uncle Guy.
It was Uncle Larry.
Uncle Larry.
This was the crew that went up hunting.
It was my grandfather, whose name was Elmer, but everybody called him Pete.
My uncle, who wasn't my Uncle Larry.
A guy named Boone, who I never learned his first name.
Tom and Tom's son.
Never also learned Tom's son's name.
It was always just Tom's son.
That's got molestation all over it.
What?
What the hell kind of Cub Scout were you involved with?
So that was the crew, but like you would, it was not.
Where would you go?
Was there a cabin?
Yeah.
So in Pittsburgh, about two hours north of Pittsburgh is a place called Pima Tooming,
Pennsylvania.
Or as if you're from Pittsburgh, you would say Pima Tooning.
Pima Tooning.
Yeah.
And you would go up to Pima Tooning.
Probably not too many good Mexican restaurants.
And I remember we would always say like, because that's where we went on
vacation.
We'd be like, we're going to go up to my grandparents' camp in Pima Tooning.
And it was once you-
It sounds like you're having a stroke.
Then you get older and you're like, oh, it's a trailer.
Yeah.
I think we were in a legitimate trailer.
That is like, you call it the camp.
We're going up to camp and it's like-
Right.
Yeah.
It's just a trailer with a well.
Was it only dudes?
Yeah.
It was pretty much all dudes.
No ass up there.
No.
Except for you.
Hey, what do you think I was there for?
Let's play hide the antlers.
But it was a way for these people to get away from their family.
Sure.
It was their-
My grandfather did not miss a Pennsylvania deer season his whole life.
Which runs from when to when.
It runs from-
Is that like soft show crab season?
Yeah.
It's-
There is a time you got a strike.
A couple of steamers.
When I started hunting, it was the Monday after Thanksgiving.
It was without question.
Thanksgiving would happen.
You would get in a car Friday.
You'd drive up to camp Friday, Saturday, Sunday, take off school.
Monday, Tuesday, come back Wednesday.
How long was the season?
The season's about three weeks.
Three weeks.
And they just changed it to now.
How many are you allowed to get?
You allowed to get one?
You can shoot one if you have a permit.
You can kill one antler.
I gave that caveat.
Yeah.
You got to have a permit because, well, a lot of people didn't.
But you could have one antler to one antlerless if you have the right permit.
A lady?
Well, you know-
Don't bitch had it coming.
She shouldn't have been standing.
She saw me kill the guys.
I had to clean her up.
There's a lot of them running around, you know?
She might talk.
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't know you shot does.
Yeah, you shoot-
That's a female deer.
Mm-hmm.
For a lot of city folk out there.
Yeah, you could shoot a doe.
A lot of people shoot does.
Why?
Bucks are harder to shoot because there's less bucks.
How come?
Because there's-
That's in the herd.
Yeah, there's an overpopulation of female deer right now.
Huh.
Of doe.
Yeah.
I like those odds.
Yeah, yeah.
You'd do pretty well.
Yeah, yeah.
You should have the Crawford County.
You should be the talk of the town, dude.
He'd be out there fucking studding.
Out there cleaning up.
Doing a little rut.
He'd be running around the woods with hangers coming off his head.
Ladies.
Rubbing your back on a tree.
What's that, musk?
You ain't paying on yourself.
What is that?
There's a big deer urine thing.
Yeah.
I've been in more rural areas.
You can buy it at, like, gas stations.
That was the thing.
It's good for arthritis.
You would put it-
A little dabble.
It's that and turmeric.
You know, it's supposed to help with cholesterol.
Confused inflammation.
Yeah, I didn't know which one you were supposed to ingest.
So I did both, to be sure.
Methylated urine.
It's great on an Italian hoagie.
That's Mike's way, I think they call that, you know?
But, yeah, the deer pee is very popular.
It was.
I think it sort of died out.
I think people realized that was a scam.
What's that to do?
Track the deer?
Get me the deer.
Yeah, because you would put it on your boots.
Because the big thing was you didn't want to leave your scent coming in to-
Camp.
To wherever you were going and leaving from.
So you would put it around your boots.
Some people put it on their clothes and let it sit overnight.
Does it smell