Name: LADIES on ROLLERBLADES | Are You Garbage | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2025)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'LADIES on ROLLERBLADES | Are You Garbage | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2025)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-05. Transcript available.

Vegas. This is our first time here. We sold it the fuck out.
The army of garbage.
Thank you so much.
That being said, we're going to shit on you for the next 30 minutes.
Let's do it.
Where is Senaya at?
Oh, it's your question?
Yeah, come on down then, bud.
This guy doesn't have an email address. Great.
What's up, buddy? How are you?
Oh, I'm fantastic.
And what's your name? My name's Joe.
And your girlfriend is Senaya? Yes, she is.
Very lovely, lovely name. Senaya, and how long have you guys been together?
We're coming up on a year in October.
Are we living together yet? No, we're not.
And who do you live with? Still with the parents.
How old are you? I'm 29.
Okay. Yeah.
You got yourself a keeper, Senaya.
Have you moved out
and then moved back home, or you've been there all 29
9 years? No, no, no. I went away to college.
Okay. Yeah. Nice.
Hold on, man.
You went to college when?
After high school when you were 18?
Yeah, yeah.
And how many years did you do in college?
Four.
Okay, so that's 24.
Yeah.
It's been five years.
Yeah.
Am I right or wrong?
You graduated like 21, 22.
He's been living home a long goddamn time.
I'm not on a fucking trial here.
Maybe you should go back to college.
Can I move in with you and your parents?
So let me get this straight.
You're 300 years old?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you garbage if your parents
ever pulled you out of school
to attend a NASCAR qualifier event?
Now I know why you're living there.
That's fucking awesome.
I can let him hear it one time.
Okay.
Where is Silas C.?
Let him hear it, everybody.
Hey, buddy.
What was your first name?
Silas.
Silas.
Are you from the future?
The past.
The past.
It's an old-timey name, really.
It's in the Bible.
It's from the Bible.
I've never heard any mobsters
in the 20s named Silas.
Yeah, Silas.
Can I get it?
Say eight.
And who are you here with?
My wife.
Your wife.
Nice.
How long have you guys been together?
Eight years?
Eight years.
Okay.
Hmm.
Where'd you guys get married?
Mandalay Bay.
Mandalay Bay.
At the casino?
Yeah.
How big of an event was it?
Really small.
How many?
Just family only, really?
Just family only.
First marriage?
Second.
There we go.
My dad got married
at the Bellagio second marriage.
He knew that was the second marriage.
He didn't need to fucking do that to him.
He said eight years ago.
It was her first.
It was her first.
Hey, it counts for something, huh?
How old of a fellow are you?
48.
48.
My man.
76?
Yes, sir.
How you doing?
Okay.
What kind of work do you do?
I'm a salesman for Frito-Lay.
Ooh.
We could have been boys.
You had my attention.
Now you have my curiosity.
Very nice.
Where was the last vacation you guys went on?
The big one was fully lost.
No, the last one.
Fully.
Don't tell me.
Don't give me the hits.
Sorry.
Don't give me the best of.
I want the last fucking vacation.
You want them.
The big one.
Technically, fully loaded cruise.
Okay.
Very nice.
Okay.
Awesome.
That was the last one you were on.
Yeah.
And what was the big one?
That was it.
Oh, jeez.
This guy's fucking awesome.
You floss every day?
No.
What's your favorite flavor of Gatorade?
Probably the red one.
He said the color.
Yeah, it's all coming apart.
Silas's question.
Are you garbage if you make your four and seven-year-old daughters carry a
purse to the movie theater to sneak in snacks?
A four-year-old with a purse.
I just picture him getting caught.
I don't even know these broads.
I gave him a ride here.
That's it.
Do they know what they're...
Do you tell them?
Like, hey, we're sneaking...
You're not allowed to have this, but we're sneaking it in?
Or you just...
They know we got to go to the family dollar first before we go to the movies.
The family dollar.
That's all Roundup candy.
Really?
Man.
When you go alone, do you take a purse, too?
Let them hear it one time for Silas, everybody.
You guys are some desert trash.
Where's Robert S?
Come on down.
How are you, bud?
Good.
How about you guys?
I'm doing good.
We're going to check you out a little bit first.
Is that okay?
Yeah.
What's that t-shirt?
Is that a graphic tee?
It's Johnny Cupcakes.
Okay.
T-shirt company.
And what kind of work do you do?
Desk job.
Claims adjuster.
Okay.
You married?
Yeah.
Where'd you meet your wife?
Work.
That claims adjustment work?
Yeah.
Is it me?
You guys getting a weird vibe from this dude?
Yeah, I am.
Do you still work with your wife?
Yeah.
Okay.
I feel like you've murdered your wife, sir.
And you are here as an alibi.
All the way here, yeah.
Yeah, we're best friends.
She's totally fine and safe and healthy right now.
She's raising her hand in the back.
She happened to go on a three-day fishing trip.
I'm not really sure.
Do you guys have kids?
No.
No kids.
Okay.
And do you own a home or do you rent?
Oh.
Were you ever into rollerblading?
I don't know how to rollerblade.
You don't know how to rollerblade?
I do.
Wife does.
You rollerblade, miss?
Of course.
Did you know she rollerbladed when you married her?
Have you ever owned a paintball gun?
No.
Potato gun?
Also no.
Huh.
Any empty liquor bottles decorating your home?
Absolutely.
There you go.
What's the most expensive liquor bottle you got there?
Probably a bottle of Purple Top Willett.
How much does that go for?
Probably a thousand online.
Jesus.
But that guy, that guy almost hit you.
What the fuck?
God damn it.
She's a Justin son of a bitch.
You guys do Christmas at the house?
You and the missus?
Yes.
You put a real tree or a fake tree up?
Real tree.
All right.
Take it easy.
She's rollerblading around me.
And do you do colored lights or white lights?
Colorful.
That's not the right answer.
Okay.
Well, Robert's question.
Ever accidentally drop a new roll of toilet paper in the toilet and let it dry
for future use?
Yes.
I've done that.
Man.
It never dries right, dude.
It expands.
It gets like four times the size.
Holy shit.
This one's just funny.
Is it garbage to go to a furniture store with no intention of buying anything?
Dot, dot, dot.
I just like to sit sometimes.