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Ralph Barbosa Seeks REDEMPTION! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it
at the group to be classy.
Or to just a big old piece of trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition.
She is on her way to 5 o'clock mass.
Okay.
Going to do a little confession.
All right.
Going to hit the pour box, light a candle, do 5 o'clock mass with the Monsignor,
come back, start a little dinner.
I respect you.
She's new page.
New page.
I respect that.
She's turning your page.
My coat is coming at you right next to me with a fresh haircut.
Am I right or wrong?
Yeah, I got whacked up out there in the burbs, dude.
Private first class.
Let's get into it.
Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang?
Shout out to you.
As always, thanks for tuning in.
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Go over there and get all that bonus content, gang.
And, gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean
incredibly special guest.
He's back with us again today.
I was saying he's almost like the third mic at this point.
Definitely family.
It's his third or fourth time back.
He's got a brand new special out on Hulu right now.
Planet Bosa.
Give it up for Ralph Barbosa, everybody.
Look at you.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
Welcome back to the podcast.
Coming at you just to promote Planet Bosa.
That's it for me.
You guys have been great.
Thank you.
Go watch now.
Kids got a couple shots of ginger ale in them right now.
Yeah.
What'd you have, a little late lunch?
No, I haven't had lunch.
This is lunch.
Wait, so where do the cocktails come in?
You guys don't have to have a drink during the day?
Do I have drinks during the day?
No, did you today?
Oh, yeah.
I had a beer.
I just had a beer.
I respect that.
Well, this is very nice.
So then I found the world's largest beer.
Did you get that in Times Square?
Hold on.
I want to talk about how you-
It says I love New York.
I want to talk about how you, what is it, entrapment?
No, no, no, no, no.
Because I was like, hey, is anybody else going to have a beer?
And you were like, no, but that's what they're here for.
Of course.
You were like, drink up, buddy.
Grab whatever you want.
And so I grab a good old Budweiser, and as soon as I sit down,
you're like, whoa, you're going to drink all that?
Hey, you're going for the party ball.
Alcoholic?
Fucking trash?
Yeah.
No, first of all, I didn't realize we had the big ones in there.
Because I, all, you know, full discrepancies, or full whatever it's called,
I drank all the regular Budweiser's like two weeks ago out of there.
I didn't realize they were replaced by the big ones.
This isn't a regular Budweiser.
I just have tiny hands.
I know you look so bad.
It's actually an eight-ounce can.
Your hair is getting better and better.
Not that it was ever bad, but it's growing in and looking real sharp.
No, it was bad.
Real leading man type of deal going on.
Yeah.
Now, what happened to you?
Because I didn't notice it all day until I saw the size.
Bad genetics.
I got, a guy was on pills for sure.
I was out there in the suburbs.
My kind of guy.
You have hairs on the back of your neck.
Listen, I'm not happy about it.
This happened late.
This happened late yesterday.
All right?
I had to do a little bit of fixing on my own.
Oh, that's bad.
But get this.
The guy, he's doing the straight razor.
The guy's on pills.
Or had a long history of pills previously, and he might be clean, but he's
still slow.
And he gets on pills.
So, he's doing the straight razor, right?
And I don't realize.
Is he doing it like that?
That's a bad sign.
So, you know.
Stop being a bitch.
He's waving this wand in your face.
When they do like, I saw that he pulled it out.
And then they tip it, you know.
Like, there's always like a minute.
They got to undo the blade, get the new blade, whatever, whatever.
So, I was like, oh, I got a minute.
So, I stopped paying attention.
And then he was doing it way too quick.
And in my head, I'm like, I don't know if he put a new blade on it.
And then I'm like, that's crazy that if he, I'm like, he had to put a new blade
on that.
How old was this guy?
He's older.
I guarantee you there's not a new blade on there.
Yeah.
Because then he, they typically didn't take it off and throw it out.
Sure.
He rested it on like the blue Gatorade thing.
He just spit on it and put it back in the drawer.
Not every old school barber, but a lot of the old school guys, they'll just
kind of brush it off and then re-spray it with the cool kid.
Yeah, I think that's where he gets to go.
You're all right.
Hepatitis kippy.
I know.
That's been on my mind.
And then I did check the Google reviews.
And the one guy's like, I got in a fight with Ronnie about not using a new
blade.
Fuck.
Who's trimming you up?
I'm sure we asked you this, but what's the setup down there?
I usually go to my old barber, which is a guy they call my pop.
Where are you old barber too?
Yeah, old barber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One of the guys who owns the shop, his name's Jose.
He's been cutting my hair since I was a kid.
I'll go to him or I'll go to my buddy Ivan.
Shout out to Ivan the Great.
Of course.
He's a great barber.
He really is.
He's only about four foot two, but he's a great barber.
There you go.
Nobody's coming to you yet.
I'm sure we asked you this.
No one's coming to the house.
In my house?
Yes.
For me to cut their hair?
No.
For them to cut your hair.
Oh.
He's like, I got a fucking special on Hulu, motherfucker.
I ain't cutting hair no more.
Cowboy.
I've been drinking too much today.
These two beers are good.
I like it.
Nah.
Nah.
One time my barber came to my house, but he's old school too, and he yells at
me.
He's like, who the fuck do you think you are?
I got to go to your house.
Sure.
I was like, all right, fair enough.
Keeps you humble.
Yeah.
Because the house situation, I like to follow.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
I like to see what you're up to.
I love the antics down at the house.
I love the fact that-
Antics is a great word for it.
Antics is a great word for it.
And I know how good he's doing by like, if I see a new quad, if I see a new car,
I see
a couple more people there hanging out of this, hanging out of that, running
around the track.
I like to see it.
And it looks like things are going well.
They're going well.
My house is now the headquarters of my new YouTube channel, Formula Bean.
Listen, you're doing success so perfect.
It's fucking awesome.
Very trashy, but very correct.
I love it.
I have come on today's episode to reverse the last two trash ratings that I got.
Well, the 40-ounce Budweiser is a good start.
Ignore the Budweiser.
I am classy.
And the last video I saw, you did pick up an ATV or something like that.
You were racing something around the house you shouldn't have been.
I bought a Razor and it flipped over.
What's a Razor?
It's like an off-roading, like, but it's a kid's buggy.
But I bought a kid's Razor.
I thought it'd be fun to buy two of them and race them.
That's pretty good.
But I could only fit one in my truck and the store was going to close.
So I bought one and I was like, I would just take turns right in the 4th of
July.
That's right.
It was 4th of July.
Yeah.
And then we flipped over and we were like, all right, we should call it a day.
Is the scene down there getting bigger and bigger?
There seems to be more people hanging out down there.
There seems to be more cars in the garage.
Nah, it was just a lot of me and my buddies were in Chicago partying and I was
just like,
hey, tomorrow's 4th of July.
You guys want to go to the house and, you know, party there or whatever?
They're like, yeah.
You're in Chicago?
I was in Chicago.
Hop on a flight?
Hop on a flight to Dallas and buy a Razor first thing in the morning.
That was the first thing you did.
Yeah.
And yeah, Formula Bean, please follow us.
Go check it out.
We're innovating.
Our engineerical skills are innovating the automotive industry further than,
like, it's crazy what
we're doing.
Explain.
Guess how we cut a car in half of the blowtorch.
Yeah, we did put nitrous and turbo on an 89 Nissan 240SX and blew it up.
Okay.
We didn't tune it at all.
We just, we wanted to blow it up.
That was the plan.
Yeah, we wanted to do a motor swap on it, but why take out a perfectly good
motor and just
let it sit there?
Why not NOS it, turbo it without tuning it and just race it and blow it up?
Now, I assume you've used, have you used, I mean, this was like, this is like a
dirtbag's
dream, it was to, you know, put NOS in a car.
Yeah.
You have, do you have regular cars where you use it?
No, that was my first time using NOS.
It was my buddy's car.
Who did this work, too?
We did it.
Can you do that?
Yeah.
The last time he was here, he said he couldn't.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, I have advanced.
I told you about our technologies.
Have I not?
So your mechanic skills have improved.
Yes.
Every time I come here, my IQ doubles, if not triples.
What do you want, limitless pills?
I just, I don't know.
The more I drink, the more I learn.
This guy's good.
That's all I got to say.
By the end of this, I will know how to do more.
He's going to be sitting in our seats.
I'm going to be Formula One by the end of this one.
So you're telling me you guys took an engine out of a car.
Actually, no, it's still sitting in there.
It doesn't work anymore, though.
But you put NOS on an engine that couldn't take it.
Yeah.
But the engine actually took the NOS pretty well.
What we fucked up was, so we took it to Houston to race our buddy, Freddy.
There's a dude down there named Freddy LSX.
And he has his own shop.
It's pretty big on YouTube.
So we go race him every now and then.
Just whatever cars.
Slow, fast.
And where do you race him?
On the street.
Okay.
Yeah.
Just like take it to the track.
Nah.
Okay.
It's not worth it.
Just a certain time of night.
Monte Carlo.
A certain time of night we're talking about a quiet road.
Yeah.
We usually go during the day.
On the high.
Nah, not on the highway.
Nah, we go to like empty roads.
Gotcha.
And so we go.
No real residential.
How do you get that car down there?
You take it down there in a trailer?
We took it on a trailer.
No shit.
So you're like really doing that.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Only because the car is not going to survive.
It wouldn't have gotten.
No, it wasn't.
But we didn't tune the car.
We just made sure it started, ran.
We tested it.
Once we put the NOS in, we did the turbo first.
Then we put the NOS.
And we wanted to take it out and test it.
But it was raining that night.
So we just did a little bit of a test.
But we kept hydroplaning.
So we were like, yeah, it's good.
It's worked.
We're going to be all right.
It's all I need, boys.
So we drove down to Houston to race our buddy.
We tried to hide the fact that it had NOS in the turbo.
I was going to ask you that.
We were like, nah, it just has turbo.
Because they were going to pop the hood eventually.
They were like, it just has turbo.
But they saw the lines.
The NOS container.
The NOS lines.
No, no, no.
They saw the lines.
They didn't even catch it the first time.
We thought we were going to get away with it.
But when we pulled up to race, the car was getting hot and smoking a lot.
Uh-huh.
And the other driver was just trying to be like a good guy and be like, oh,
shit.
Like, let me check it out.
But when he opened it, he also saw the NOS lines.
So then, I mean, the car is a piece of shit.
Like, it was