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Too Many Beers w/ Garbage Island | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to Everybody's Favorite Podcast.
This is Garbage Island.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition.
She's already passed the fuck out.
We rode dickhead all over her forehead.
Mike, Coz is coming at you from right next to me.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman.
I'm my best pal in the whole world, and I'd love him.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
What up, gang?
Shout out to you.
Thanks for tuning in.
They're not going to let me get through this.
We love you.
Thanks for tuning in.
Check out Patreon.com.
And check out those garage beers.
Shameless plug.
You sponsor on the show.
Shout out to the Kelsey brothers.
The boys are in.
And speaking of boys being in, we got two of the best and brightest.
Our two best.
Not today.
Not today.
They've been out in the sun eating Zeppeli for the last 72 hours.
Give it up for Chris O'Connor, Tommy Pope of Stuff Island, baby.
Oh, man.
The boys are here.
What a pleasure to be back.
What a pleasure to be back.
The garage beers are flowing.
They're nice.
Thank you, buddy.
This is fine.
Just to set the stage for the listener out there.
I got a text.
I wonder what you were doing on your phone.
At 818 AM.
Drinking at Spring Lounge for a little bit if you're around, LOL.
818.
You're at the bar.
Yeah.
Hey, you're at the bar going, who else could I invite here?
You're not even at the bar having a good time.
For a nightcap on a Monday?
Roll up, and you'll see I invite you there a couple weeks ago.
Sure.
Because we planned on drinking at 8 AM a long time ago.
This guy, 8 AM, getting after it.
You know, our Judy and Punch closed out in Astoria.
It did?
Yeah.
No.
Pretty sure?
Maggie's all still open?
Maggie's still cooking.
I think they're both close.
They're still cooking.
No.
Connor's got the million yard stare already.
Dude.
Maggie's strong.
Maggie's strong.
Look, can I have a-
My eyes are shit.
No, I'm sorry, can I have a fact check on whether Judy and Punch closed?
Well, according to the Amex statement, you were there three weeks ago.
Can I get a ring cam on my cat?
I just want to make sure it's alive.
They were making fun of me before because of my cat.
Still banging.
Still banging?
Yeah.
Oh, get rid of all that.
Of course, dude.
That's crazy.
Where did you get that idea?
I went by there one day and it was closed.
They told him it was closing?
Yeah.
Hey, buddy, you're going to have to get the fuck out of here.
8 AM, you're trying to drink?
Yeah.
Are you sure they're open?
Yeah, Queens got it open right now.
If you did a visual scan of this whole table and said, who's drinking at 8 AM?
Look at this guy.
I know.
Who, me?
Yeah, Tommy Baham.
I know.
With the backwards head.
I wasn't.
I was sleeping at 8.02.
Put a skateboard on your shoulder.
What's up, fellow kids?
You kids go to school here?
I was sleeping at 8.02.
He's got no fucking shoes on.
What is this?
You slept late today?
That's our Rick Rubin.
Peaceful.
He doesn't know anything about the cameras.
He don't even know how to turn them on.
Wait, do you not wear shoes?
You don't wear shoes when you're...
Well, it's tough back there, so I take them off just to run back.
I got the first.
What are you talking about?
What is this?
It's a tight run back there, and then there's a bunch of outlets, and if I kick
anything...
How big are your shoes?
They're pretty big.
He wears Birkenstocks.
Yeah.
Oh, good Lord.
Sometimes autism speaks, and it shouldn't.
Tommy, what would it take for you to get in a pair of Birks?
You're a fashionable guy.
I got Birks.
You will go to Birks.
I got Birks.
I got Birks slides.
You do?
Yeah.
When you're buying weed down in Austin?
I wouldn't act like that.
What?
Have a great attitude?
You don't go barefoot a lot.
No.
For the audio listener, the fuse has been lit on Tommy Pope.
Are you embarrassed by your feet?
No, I have nice feet.
I have very nice feet.
Well, show them off.
All right.
You've never seen his feet?
I can't remember.
I think I have nice feet.
Also, my bare feet are going to touch this carpet.
I'm going to go.
Yeah, you do.
That's a nice plush carpet we got.
The no-show socks.
Ah, you like that?
Tommy, we don't...
Get on cam.
Get on cam.
Yeah, yeah.
Kick them off.
Jesus Christ, Tommy.
Nice feet.
Why?
You don't have floor cams.
You do.
Hey, what do you think we got down there?
Yeah.
Say it in a way.
You do it.
I'll whisper it in my ear real slow.
Put them up on the table.
Tommy's trying to get his OnlyFans off the ground.
Where are you going?
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?
I'm going to show my feet to the desk cam.
Why?
Now you're blocking the...
Why?
Oh, there we go.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Paging Dr. Hammer toe.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
I mean, dude, you think that's not on camera?
That's not bad.
There's fucking...
You're in front of the guest cam.
You're in front of six cameras.
I said I'm going to put it in front of the guest cam.
Oh, okay.
Folks, that's Lamisil.
New sponsor.
What are you doing?
Get the worms out of here.
This ain't bad.
This is pretty good.
Could we set this up?
Yeah, he just ruined every shot.
You can't sit over there.
You're back to the camera.
Why not?
Let's just have fun.
No.
It's not going to work.
We have camera running the broadcast here.
Let's have fun.
It's fine.
Hey, Tommy.
Garage beers.
Tommy.
Tommy, they can't see the garage beers.
Get out of the way.
Yeah, Tom.
You're blocking the garage beers.
Don't do it the whole time.
What'd you say?
My feet up.
It'd be funny if you put a garage beer sign on your back.
Oh, man.
No, I was asleep this morning at 8 o'clock because I slept all day yesterday.
And just said, hey, let it rot.
No.
Sorry, go ahead.
That's it.
So I wasn't up drinking at 8 o'clock.
What was the 8 a.m. drink you're drinking?
And why didn't it have to be at 8 a.m.?
I got hit.
Yeah, Tullamore Dew.
Tullamore Dew.
Why was it 8 a.m.?
Because we had to do a quick intro shoot to the Dan and Katie Look at Dish
episode.
So essentially, it was three Look at Dish film shoot days.
Real Tarantino in this thing.
It was totally unnecessary.
He just wanted to get drunk.
It seemed like it was European money involved in this.
First of all, shut the fuck up.
It was actually a three-prong shoot.
That was 100%.
I woke up at 7 o'clock.
That wasn't my idea, believe it or not.
Because guess what?
I get drunk at 10.
I don't need to fucking...
I can sleep in and get fucking canned as soon as I wake up.
I don't need that bullshit.
You can't tell me what to do.
I don't want to fucking do it.
But it's got like a visual appeal to it.
Like it's, you know, you're out in the wild.
Kev.
What the fuck?
Kev, you're a booze.
You don't understand?
No, no, no, no.
You love Spring Lounge.
I do like that.
He brought you up today.
He talked about you.
He loves you guys.
He's a big fan.
He's a shout-out to him.
Shout-out.
So it was like a nice...
Of course, we need to walk this back.
No, no, no.
Listen.
No, no, no, no.
Listen.
They love you over there.
He spoke very highly of you.
You were there.
You know that.
It's a great bar.
And consent.
We just wanted a different vibe and a different feel.
So why not a bar?
You've never been there.
We had a kitchen.
There's a new set.
Wait, were you cooking in there?
You know, it's great.
You get one question.
When is this question going to get answered?
When do you think?
25 minutes from now?
I don't know.
You won't cut to the chase.
I'll cut to the fucking chase.
All right.
Then cut to it.
Man, you're both talking industry.
Yeah, you guys went Hollywood.
Cut to the chase.
You guys are real fucking Hollywood.
You guys are projecting so hard right now.
I'm just trying to enjoy my garage beer.
I can't even.
You know, the regular guys like us.
Why don't you just stay on that side?
What's the fucking point?
Tommy, we're going to hang out with your bros.
Tommy, regular guys like us who drink garage beer,
we don't follow this Hollywood jargon.
Well, we wanted to get a little footage
of something different than Look at Dish.
It's an intro to Look at Dish.
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
It's a great bar.
Shout out to it.
Shout out Spring Lounge.
Shout out Dave.
Shout out Jen.
Did you cook in there?
No, we rented a kitchen that you guys recommended.
Kevin recommended.
Okay.
Do I get a producer credit on this
or do I wet my beak anywhere?
I was a field producer.
You know what would be cool
is if you cooked in a restaurant for an episode.
That would be awesome.
That would be awesome.
Yeah.
That's the plan.
Take over like a-
All right, now Foley's producing too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll get you guys.
Well, I don't know if that counts as like an idea.
I didn't hear it before.
You're muscling me out, but it's like when you talk to your parents about
comedy and they're
like, you know what's a good place?
Fucking Madison Square Garden.
You should do a thing there.
Oh, is it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's brilliant.
I should have done a show there.
My mother said that to me.
Why don't you guys cook in a nice kitchen?
He's going to stop fucking slumming it in that apartment.
He didn't say nice kitchen.
My buddy got hired to write for Jimmy Fallon years ago.
My buddy Luke.
Guys are so Hollywood.
My mother goes, well, you know Luke.
Luke's your friend, right?
Well, tell him to talk to Jimmy and then you could do it.
It's like, you know, it's that fucking easy?
Yeah, it's like getting a job and like getting someone vouching for you in the
local.
Uncle Johnny.
Yeah, yeah.
They all love Johnny down there.
Get him in there.
Johnny will vouch for you.
He'll get you your book.
My mother can only drink water through a fountain like a cat.
I believe it.
He's making fun of me from the cat thing with the water.
It's crazy.
What's crazy?
It's the fact that you've got to run water through a fountain for these fucking-
He has like a delayed fuse.
Come on.
You can't act like you don't know what he's talking about.
Tommy has like a delayed fuse.
I heard you, Twy.
I heard you the first time.
You're on a bit of a delay yourself.
He delayed fused his own delay fuse show?
I feel like I'm in a fish tank.
I can't get through to you guys.
You're double delay fuse your own delay fuse show?
You're like the fattest second grader dressed like that.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I put my hair on.
What do you mean?
Put my hair back.
I can take it off if you want.
You look great.
Thanks, buddy.
You look great.
Thank you.
You look great.
So do you.
I miss you guys.
I miss you too.
The last time you were here, I think you said we're going to see you more now
that we're
gone, and that's not the case.
That's what everybody says before they leave somewhere.
Don't worry, honey.
I'll be right back.
I'll be closer to you than ever.
I'm just going to New Zealand for a few weeks.
I'll be right over your shoulder anytime you need me.
Fucking dumb broad.
Suzy, close the door.
What a fucking idiot.
You love me, right?
Yeah, I love you.
All right, cut that.
I just saw Tommy.
I look over and Luke's already dead.
And we're back.
Tommy, what's the dog's name?
Bucca.
Bucca?
Yeah.
You are a guido.
I thought it was going to be like Donatella Versace or something.
Her last name's Di Beppo.
I feel like the papa.
Bucca Di Papa.
We thought about naming her all of them.
Bucca Di Beppo.
No, it's short for St. Bucca.
My name's Carmine.
Yeah, I know shit.
Sorry, Kevin.
This is my goldfish for 12 hours.
Sorry, guys.
I started drinking at 8 o'clock.
Hard to join in.
I tried to make that one.
Hey, I get the no sock, no shoe thing.
You got your shoes off?
Yeah.
You been to a shoes off pod?
It's so nice.
My nails are real long.
It does feel like you're in the basement of like a nice aunt's house.
Your nails are so long.
Your nails?
It's bad.
