Name: Our Worst Flirting Stories | Are You Garbage Podcast Clips w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Our Worst Flirting Stories | Are You Garbage Podcast Clips w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-17. Transcript available.

uh this isn't the i never really had this in the time of the day to get the did
to ask for the phone
number whereas like that's the call you got to get the phone number written
down or whatever
you know what i mean that's what they're basically oh we're not it's they don't
close close it doesn't
turn into a porn no also but i'm just saying this is that time where it's like
oh let me get your
number i didn't you had that i guess a little bit i mean we always like oh are
you on facebook like
if i'm at if i'm in college or philly like there was a time to wear like
technology technology above
has that ever happened have you ever had sex with a woman have you ever
approached a lady hi how are
you i'm kevin okay and then talk to her and then can i get your number oh can i
hit you up on
i don't know whatever you did facebook messenger whatever it was or what was it
the the orange guy
talking to me yeah i message what's it called the messenger instant messenger
yeah is that you ever
done that you've never done that yeah no yeah no okay i'm not saying you haven't
gotten sloppy drunk
and made out with some chick it's no i for sure chicken wing joint in the
middle of the night
but you weren't picking anybody up not the broads i was dating no one could
pick them up
a couple of hands with me
well we picked up a couple of girls that one night
wait what
we did
that irish bar down in the village
gmt
oh my god we walked into the bar were you two nickels on us dude we had no we
were like splitting a beer i
think we ordered we ordered a bill we do we ordered a miller light in two
glasses
we're gonna split this
some of them cocktail olives
hey buddy this is mostly foam by the way
all right now remember we're pilots
what's up ladies
oh my god
this k-dog
and i'm the fatador
i forgot about that i was wingmaning for you you were a man i wouldn't wingman
for you
yeah
was i
yeah
were we in there to look for women
i think that's that's that's i don't think that was the exact
yeah we're not having beers
i don't
do you know what we're talking about it's called gmt it's on the corner of uh
bleaker and tom snow
bleaker and i'll give away our spot
that's such
that's giving away our fishing hole
that's a stocked lake right there
they fucking thin out the cup and they're closed by the way
fucking his dickhead rolling in with his fucking
finance buddies
me
all of a sudden my dick looks real small
oh god
man we weren't those guys
we had no game
you had a phillies hoodie on
do you remember that
a phillies hoodie
i want to say it was phillies
it was a bear
a real bear
it was like a giveaway
it was a zipper
it was a zip up hoodie
you wore it all the time
i had my cool express jacket on
that i wouldn't take off
because i was sweating in there
he had no shirt on
nothing was clean
i got it
it's march
i got it all the way
did you not have a shirt on in there
oh you like that
you buy me a beer
you buy me and my buddy some beers
a couple of chicken wings
you guys want to split some hot sticks
what do you want to do
yeah foley
um we were there
it was me him and another associate of ours
i think luke died
we were all single guys
sure
young single guys
yeah
did you say young
well whatever
you were 42 at the time
no i was probably
you were 37 38
no you were older than 38
because i moved
uh yeah maybe okay
yeah maybe 38
that makes sense
a young 38 though
sure
and i was a little shvelte back then
i was just looking at old pictures
i was the fat one
which is crazy
yeah
uh
i was maybe 250
that's crazy
and i was the fat one
you were 250
pork chop
um
well fuck this up for me
fat ass
no he came over
and he's talking to three girls
two or three girls
you opened up a set
i did
you walked over
you opened up
i can be a charmer
you are
i could
uh
you opened up a set
and then you know
the it wasn't my kind of clientele
or so
not that i was
no wieners
what
are you guys talking or not
not that it was
it was
that's my scene baby
whatever
not that i'm a catch
but you know
no
i
these you know
these were a couple of rough
what have
no they weren't
they're nice ladies
i'm not saying anything
they were nice ladies
but you
yeah you came over
were you leaving me
fucking stranded over there
i'm jumping on the grenade
for you
is what you told me
i was like
well nobody asked you to
and you went up
and started talking to that one
so don't act like
you're doing anybody a favor
i'm the grenade
you found the easy one
oh my god
got quite a tasty relationship
with that young lady
you did for quite some time
yeah i remember
he would tell me
he would tell me tales
of his
late night
late night deli sessions
smooching sessions
young kid
you don't know
nothing about that
i think i just had
an asthma tank
so
taking the fucking
bus home
from fucking
uptown uptown
brutal
to queens
taking that q27
or whatever
going through
if you're going
you're going through
you're going through
toll booths in a bus
you're jammed up.