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Pulling Pizza Scams w/ Ryan Sickler | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Hang on there, Kippy. Before we get the show started, I want to talk to Atlanta
and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
The boys are coming for the AYG live show as a part of that back on the block
door.
So round up the squad, grab some dickies, and come out and hang.
Yeah, it's a great way to introduce people to the show.
It's stand-up, plus we play AYG with the crowd.
You know it. You've seen it. Grab your tickets.
Are you garbage.com? We'll see you there. Love yous.
Yeah.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals
or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is Are You Garbage?
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we find it
out to be classy.
Yeah.
But they're just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition.
Unfortunately, she just failed her Coast Guard test.
Okay.
So, she's going to be on dry land for a little while.
I didn't even know she was going out for it.
She was trying.
She wanted to do a swimmer.
She saw the Guardian the other night.
She wanted to get involved.
She likes that hashtag Kutcher.
I don't know what to tell you.
Okay.
Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me.
He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman, and he's my best pal in a whole wide world,
and I love him.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
Luke Gutters.
What's up, everybody?
Shout out to you, as always.
Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.
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And the boys are climbing the goddamn charts over there.
That's the middle part of the chart.
Not the top.
Let's jump it off.
Middle part.
And then, obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com.
Go over there and get all that bonus content, gang.
Yes, sir.
And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean
incredibly, special guest
back with us again today.
He's a fixture.
He's a staple over here.
He's on the Mount Rushmore of Are You Garbage?
You know him.
You love him.
He's got not one, but two amazing podcasts, The Honeydew and The Way Back.
And he's got a brand new special out on his YouTube page right now, live and
alive on YouTube.
Give it up for Mr. Ryan Sickler, everybody.
Look at him.
Clap myself in.
Thank you, guys.
It's an honor to be back with you, boys.
On a 36-hour junket.
Flies in New York, knocks out some pods.
He's back to La La Lee.
Single dad budget, bro.
You're out here to fuck around.
He's staying out at the airport, too.
I'm at the airport, so I can leave tonight.
I'm on a flight tonight.
You order at the Grove and say, I'll be right back.
And you come back, and the omelet's ready to go.
This guy's Hollywood.
I haven't been to the Grove in years.
I have no idea where it is.
You don't?
It's really nice, actually.
I haven't been in years.
You should try it sometimes.
The TWA Hotel.
Look at you.
TWA Hotel.
Look, I enjoy it.
You get first dibs on the lost and found over there.
Well, you know what they told me?
This is kind of trash.
I hated it.
I love it.
You hated it?
I can understand why you would, but I enjoyed it because-
That's how it was kindly.
You're an asshole, but let me tell you.
Did you go see the-
So I worked out when I was there.
Are you trying to embarrass me in the first minute of a fucking guy?
I'm going to show you a video.
What are you-
You throw Samsonites, throw them baggage?
That's their tip.
Part of all this health thing, after-
Go watch my special live.
Sure, of course.
Congratulations.
After they almost killed me.
It's been getting back into health.
And more than anything, I want to tell anybody out there struggling, more than
drugs, more than anything, physical therapy, PT, has helped me immensely.
That's great.
Okay.
Anytime I'm in pain these days, I can go work out.
The guy I work out with, his name's Aaron.
He's a doctor, and this dude knows what he's fucking doing.
Doctor, doctor?
Yes.
And I'll be like, hey, this is what's happening today.
He'll be like, all right.
And the exercises we do, I'm down to a level two pain when we're done.
Stretching it out, moving it.
I'm walking now.
Cardio is the thing I could never get to because I was always in pain after 30
minutes.
Me too.
So, last night, I was like, well, let me go down to this gym and look at this
gym.
And it is the nicest.
Really?
It's nicer than any gym I've ever belonged to.
It's insane.
It's insane.
Really?
I'm going to show you a video.
It's ridiculous.
Okay.
It is massive.
It's bigger than this.
I'm not kidding.
That's not saying much.
It is.
I don't know why you've got to take shots at all.
Not just this room.
This is a large area.
That's what I'm saying.
This is a big space you guys have.
We're in an airplane hangar.
And it's enough.
It fills it all up.
Did you go up to the pool?
I didn't.
Bro.
There's a pool at the airport?
It's an infinity pool that's heated like hot tub water.
You're a dirt bag.
And it overlooks the airport.
You can watch planes land and just take a dip.
It's phenomenal.
That's jet fuel you're smelling.
There's a bar over there and everything.
Really?
That's pretty sick.
I didn't know there was a pool up there.
This motherfucker saw 10%.
I was like, I hate it.
I wouldn't even say 10%.
That's like going to McDonald's and be like, I had a wrap.
It wasn't for me.
Their chicken wrap stinks.
I got into a beef with the guy at the food counter.
I know.
Yeah.
Because I don't know.
Did you go over there?
They're all different little stalls.
And I grabbed a water from the one.
I didn't know they were all different.
I grabbed the water from the one and was looking over at the fucking gummy
bears at another.
And he's like, hey, where are you going?
I'm like, I'm looking at what you got here.
He's like, you got to pay for that.
I'm like, I will.
I'm not done shopping.
I'm not done shopping yet.
He's like, these are all different stores.
I'm like, it's the same fucking counter.
Do you have this at a large?
I got snowed in there one night.
Beautiful night.
Did you go to the pool?
No, it was in the middle of December.
It's a hot pool.
That's no way.
That's open at night in December.
Is that trash then?
The hot tub in the winter?
I don't know.
You're calling it a hot pool.
It doesn't sound classy.
It's hot.
I mean, I say that because a warm.
It's not a heated pool.
It's a hot pool.
It's more than heated.
It's a hot pool.
Did you go swimming?
No.
I didn't go out today.
I didn't bring my jean shorts with me.
I got my jorts with me, bro.
You think I'm not going with the jams?
My mom homemade jams she made me.
You swam in basketball.
Did you have jams growing up?
I did have jams.
You guys are a little younger than me.
No, no, no.
No, I'm 49.
Jams were huge.
Life is a beach hat were huge.
Remember them?
Yeah, yeah.
Spuds McKenzie.
Spuds McKenzie.
Come on.
What do you mean?
He's a superintendent of our high school.
My mom went to Joanne Fabrics and basically was like, we got jams at home.
That's so funny you said that.
We made them.
We made them.
She made them.
We made them in home ec class in seventh or eighth grade.
We all had to make jams.
Sounds like a sweatshop.
Mine sucked.
My legs came out of the pockets.
It was embarrassing.
I was not good at textiles.
Is that what that's called?
Yes.
Yeah, I was terrible at it.
Wait, so you got snowed in, you were saying?
Got snowed in there at the TWA Hotel.
It was right around the pandemic.
It was real quiet.
Snow was falling down outside.
Got a great night's sleep.
I got up.
Dude, I was.
There's a door.
Like, we were flying out of that terminal.
There's a door at the bottom of that hotel.
You're right in TSA.
Yep.
Yeah.
Walking in a cockpit.
I know, but that was another thing.
They let you out at, like, Terminal 5.
I had to get to Terminal 1, so I had to, like, get on the shuttle.
You didn't fly JetBlue.
I didn't fly JetBlue.
Yeah.
Well, stop flying Ugandan Air.
I'm a Delta.
I'm flying out American, and they said it's a 20-minute walk to get to the tram
and then
over to the thing.
That's all.
But, see, I like it a little nostalgic for me because my father was an airline
guy.
My dad worked at what's Ronald Reagan now, National Airport.
He did a little stint at PWI.
They took that from Reagan?
Dulles.
It used to be Dulles.
Or no, wait.
No.
It was National Airport.
Dulles is a little farther out in Virginia.
There was National Airport, which is now Ronald Reagan, they call it.
And then PWI is Baltimore-Washington.
Is it still Ronald Reagan?
Yeah, still.
It was National when he worked there, though.
Gotcha.
Gotcha, gotcha.
You think they took it from Reagan?
That's why I thought I asked.
They gave it to Ronnie.
Yeah.
I thought they took it.
Took the wall down.
What the hell did Reagan do?
And he was National Airlines is what we worked for.
Or he worked for us.
What'd he do?
He was a crew chief.
Ran all the shit out there.
And then they got bought out by Pan Am.
So I still have my dad's old-school Pan Am work shirt and jacket and shit.
I wore it a lot.
On my first late-night appearance, I wore his shirt.
My dad died when I was 16.
So I wore it like, hey, we fucking did it.
We're doing this.
He's there with you.
And then immediately, because the industry is stupid, they're like, oh, he's a
blue-collar
guy.
I'm like, it's just a shirt, bro.
It's just a shirt.
I am.
I mean, yeah, you're not an orthodontist.
But it's just a shirt.
I could be.
You worked at goddamn UPS before.
I could be.
I could be.
Damn, your teeth are fucked up.
Oh, he's like, they try to label me a blue-collar guy.
What the fuck else are they going to do?
I guess I'm a blue-collar comedy tour Southern Redneck.
It's what I should have declared.
I got you.
It should have declared.
Isaac, I didn't know you were doing so hot, such highbrow.
What are you, fucking Dimitri Martin?
I have my dad's, uh...
It's goddamn Sickler.
What are you doing?
Cerebral now.
You guys didn't know it.
I shifted.
I'm like, didn't we spend 45 minutes talking about Domino's last time you were
here?
Nathan Fielder over here.
I'm like, did I miss the boat?
The fuck?
Is that what we talked about?
The pizza hacks?
How you tell them there's hair in it and they'll bring it out?
Is that what you do?
Did we talk about this?
This is one I just told Stavi, too.
I haven't paid for a pizza since 1986.
You can only do this once unless you move, okay?
Once to an address and once to each place.
In the 80s, at least, Domino's was known, I don't know if they still are, for
fantastic
customer service.
Yeah, they still are.
Okay.
They were known for that.
I might push back on that, but go ahead.
Back then, they would do a, you know, like they all do, a pizza deal, whether
it was
three for 15 or buy two, get one free, whatever.
Five, five, five.
And one night, we actually had hair on a pizza.
So we called and they were like, we're so fucking sorry, we're going to bring a
new pizza out,
right?
We told them the other two are good, just the one has hair on it.
Well, they brought out what we paid for.
So they brought out three pizzas.
These pizzas.
Dirtbag lottery.
Looked like they could go in a commercial.
Okay.
They gave us magnets.
Aw.
You know what I'm saying?
Make it right.
And we're like, hmm.
So then we called Papa John's one night, like, got hair on this pizza.
We got the two for one.
They're like, we'll send somebody out.
Boom.
Two pizzas.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
So we keep doing it.
I mean, we also moved a ton.
So we're doing it.
I'm now, at this point, I'm homeless.
I'm living with my grandmom's sister, my Aunt Marguerite.
I'm working at UPS.
Shout out to UPS, Baltimore, Hub, Primary 1, Joe Avenue.
I'm just basically sleeping on her couch.
I'm working UPS, and I'm also going to school