Name: World's Worst Camping Trip | Are You Garbage Live Show | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2025)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'World's Worst Camping Trip | Are You Garbage Live Show | Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work (2025)' from AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-11. Transcript available.

Is it garbage if your dad asks if you want to go camping,
then moves your family into a campground for a year?
Well, you better fucking love it, I tell you.
You kids good? You comfortable?
I hope so.
Whoa.
Is this your family?
We said, do I go camping?
We said, yes, it goes, grab all your stuff.
That ain't camping, that's running.
No shit.
Did you have a camper to begin with?
Wait, hold on.
You had a camper and two tents, but your dad what?
Was this up here?
You went to school out of a tent?
You lived in a tent.
Wait, up here in New England?
You did New England winters in a fucking tent and went to school?
That's like Oregon Trail shit, dude.
Yeah, what are you, the fucking revenant?
Nobody called social services or nothing like that?
You're coming in with fucking deer antler scratches all over your back?
He's got all of his food in a bear bag?
Dude, what?
Young man, why are you just wearing a loincloth?
That is fucking wild.
How many kids are there?
So, I'm the youngest of seven.
What?
Somebody call the police.
What the f-
What was he-
What were you running from?
Dude, this was in the 90s.
Say that again?
My dad has five kids, my mom has two kids.
Oh, shocking, they're not all from the same nuclear family.
That, my friend, is one of the trashiest things I've ever heard.
Where's Abby F?
Yes, she is.
No further questions, Your Honor.
I have all the information I need.
There's a good chance she's topless.
Abby, who are you here with, love?
How old are you?
I can't tell if you're 35 or 6.
I'm here with my dad, his head's shaped weird, and his mustache scares me.
Anyway, get me another beer.
That was adorable.
So, you said your boyfriend and his dad?
Yep.
All right.
I think Abby just went through puberty.
That's a handsome woman up there.
Who was that that yelled out to dad?
All right.
What the fuck are you guys on?
What aren't you on?
What aren't you on?
Okay.
Let's...
Let me just...
Listen, I think this is...
This might be...
Let me read your question.
Is this question about you?
Okay.
Let's...
We'll start with this.
We...
As you know, if you submitted, we asked you what kind of car you drive.
Just because that gives us, you know, social status a little bit.
If you got a little bit of cash.
If you don't.
We asked Abby what car she had.
Her answer was, my legs.
Most people said none.
Nobody referred to their legs as their car.
Just Abby.
Just so we know.
Abby, you're in between vehicles right now.
Hold on.
Please.
Hold on, Henry.
I prefer bug man.
You just fly away.
I can't get off the ground, though.
That was a joke you did, like, three weeks ago.
I did?
Yeah.
Pretty good, I guess.
I'm a funny guy!
All right.
Abby's question.
Are you...
Are you garbage if you're living in your car and it gets stolen from you?
This sounds like a job for bug man.
You just wake up in the back seat, like, what the fuck is going on?
Wait.
Abby, is this you, honey?
Oh, my God.
You want to hear the story?
Yeah.
I would like somebody with a different voice to tell it, though.
Bug man mean.
Bug man love you.
Bug man scared of boyfriend.
Bug man.
Go ahead.
Hold on.
Can I put a pin in this for one second?
New dad's boyfriend, fam, parents.
Do you know this?
Yeah.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Was that the dad?
What are these guys, two grizzly bears?
Me, no two.
What the fuck?
You sound like you're 10 feet tall.
Am I right?
I thought someone turned a garbage disposal on.
Dropped a ring in there.
All right.
Abby.
Take it slow.
Homeless.
Ex-boyfriend.
He was a real piece of shit.
He had a small cock too.
I don't fucking kill him if I ever see him, kid.
I swear to fucking God, kid.
I'll call Billy, Bobby, Tommy, Johnny.
You think I give a fuck?
I'll beat his ass in a macket basket.
I'll bury him in the big dig.
That's all I know.
Man, that was Boston for long story short.
He's a fucking scumbag.
Fucking pill head.
You're just mad he stole the car first.
Okay, okay, Ab.
So he was a piece of shit.
You were living in the car.
What the fuck's with you guys?
It's a major metropolitan area.
Ethan, you got a sister.
I found number eight.
Congratulations, big guy.
Plus you get to save money on the 23andMe.
You went to stay with a friend.
Abbie, how old are you?
That's too young to be doing this.
All right.
You went to stay with a friend at a campsite.
Where was the car parked?
You're also at a campsite?
Where are I?
Where were we in?
North Dakota?
Wait, hold on.
So wait, you were living in a car parked outside of a campsite.
Then you said you went to stay with a friend at a campsite.
Is it the same campsite?
You didn't go anywhere.
I got to be honest with you.
I've never heard the word campsite so much in my life.
This is fucking crazy.
Aren't we in a metropole?
We're in a city, aren't we?
What the fuck is going on here?
Paul Revere, John Adams, George Wendt.
What are we doing here?
All right.
So you got out of your car and went to your friend's tent?
What, honey?
Do you work at the campsite?
I was living at the campsite, too.
I was making a shower.
He got out of my car.
When I come right up, I'm going to go to my bench.
That's all right.
Man, I hate it when that happens.
If I had a nickel for every time I went to the campsite shower that my friend
worked at
the campsite, I came back to go to my tent and my perkhead fucking boyfriend
stole my car.
I feel like you two are going to have to do the Oklahoma drill up here.
Blue 42!
To see who the winner is.
Campsite two!
Campsite, campsite!
God, good Lord.
Okay.
All right, love.
I'm sorry that happened.
Are things better now?
I saved her!
Shut up, you.
I saved her!
She moved into my Toyota Tacoma.
What are you talking about?
You're going to ruin her life and you know it.
And I respect it.
All right, let's get it.
Just a quick, we got to move on.
This is, we're spending so much time.
I mean, these stories are fucking insane.
Just so you know.
What's, what's the, where, do you guys have a house, an apartment?
Where are you living now?
We live with my mom!
Okay.
I saved her!
I saved her!
Shut the fuck up!
What the fuck, dude?
She's at my mom's!
We're out back in the tent!
Ha, you two are fucking awesome.
You guys, talk about a couple meant for each other.
We're out back in the tent.
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