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Soda for Breakfast!? w/ Stavros Halkias | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Hey gang, we have a big celebration this weekend in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
our hometown.
We want to say thank you and we love you.
Yeah, it's our biggest show we've ever done.
It's going to be at the Met in Philadelphia.
Tickets still available at RUGarbage.com.
Grab the homies, grab the bozos.
We love you.
Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage, the show where you find out
if your
favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
This is RU Garbage.
Oh, yeah.
It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out
if they're
good to be classy.
Yeah.
If they're just a big old piece of trash.
Trash, trash, trash.
I'm your host, H. Foley, coming to that show on a beautiful day.
We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.
She just ran off to hot yoga.
We're in jeans.
Good for her.
To go to yoga.
I got you.
Whoa.
That's not what people wear with yoga.
Holy.
That's the joke.
I don't think it is.
Nothing on that.
Mike Coes is coming at you very judgmentally right next to me.
He is the CEO of RU Garbage.
He's an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world and I
love him.
Give it up for KJ.
Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang?
Shout out to you as always.
Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes.
Full video available on YouTube.
Also, full video available over there on Spotify, baby.
Hey, doing any charts.
And then, obviously, the greatest website of all time.
Don't got to tell nobody in this room.
Sure.
www.patreon.com slash RU Garbage.
You go over there and get all that bonus content, gang.
And then this Saturday, we're at the frickin' Met in Philadelphia.
Come see the boys.
Get your tickets.
Come hang with the boys.
It's a Philly celebration.
Back on the block, baby.
And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean
incredibly special
guest back with us again today.
He's our brother from another mother.
That's right.
The pride of Baltimore.
Yeah.
The host of Stavi's World.
One of the stars of the hit film, Begonia.
That's right.
Kids working.
Kids Hollywood.
Yes, one of the stars.
Quote, unquote.
Well, my mother saw it.
She audibly yelled in the theater, my son knows that guy.
She was thrown out immediately.
He's going to be up in Boston this weekend doing four shows.
They weren't showing that film wherever the fuck you have movie theaters.
They were showing fucking Zootopia on eight screens.
No, she was at a European film festival.
She was at Cannes with you.
They're re-showing every Fast and the Furious movie at whatever fucking theater.
She's camped out.
Yeah.
My mom got caught bootlegging at the Venice Film Festival.
That's the only reason your mom's at a fucking art house movie.
She's fucking got a camcorder like this.
A camcorder under a trench coat.
Coughing.
Just shoot the thing so I can get it out on the street.
He's going to be up at the Wilbur in Boston this weekend doing four shows.
That's right.
He's going to be hitting the road hard January and February.
That's right.
Get your tickets.
Stavi.biz.
We're going all over the place.
Florida.
The Midwest.
Whatever.
Put it up.
That's all over the place, gang.
Florida.
The Midwest.
Where the fuck else are we going?
Run it.
Hey, new guy Luke.
Run the dates.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, Radio City.
That's the big one.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
You didn't tell us that?
Radio City in March.
What?
Let's move some tickets.
We'll be fine.
I didn't bite off more than I could chew.
That's for sure.
That's going to be great.
Neither did we.
That's the Met in Philadelphia this weekend.
The whole industry's down.
You're doing Radio City.
Ladies and gentlemen, the pride of Baltimore.
Stavros.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Great to be back, fellas.
Thank you for coming.
Great to be back.
My favorite podcast to do.
Bit of a bone to pick with you.
Oh, please.
Oh, God.
Okay.
A big one.
The bigger one's going down.
I keep coughing up food.
Is it asphyxiated?
I wonder what that is.
Huh?
Where you asphyxiate?
Where food goes down the windpipe?
Asphyxiate.
You never had that?
That's just choking.
Asphyxiation is choking.
No, it's called something else.
Assimilation?
Nope.
Asterix.
No.
I keep getting little pieces of food go down my windpipe and I cough it up.
Everybody looks at me like, I'm fucking nuts.
I love how you're like, there's some medical explanation.
Not I ate too much food.
Not too fucking fast.
Maybe it is.
Aspiration.
Aspiration.
Is that right?
I aspire to not choke on my own food.
One day, hopefully.
You know what?
That is a better goal for you than the Met.
Don't choke on a hoagie.
Get out of this chair and walk again.
Listen, I didn't tell Kippy that rude comment that you threw at me in the text
message, but
he's going to be very upset about this.
Oh, please.
Let's get back into it.
I'd love for this conversation to span two separate podcasts.
That went pretty.
I mean, that was very divisive.
Yes.
That was very divisive.
No, it wasn't.
Yeah, it was.
We almost got to deal with the Philadelphia airport.
They wanted a couple of hot guys to come in and talk about showing up early and
getting
meals.
Yes.
I scuttled that for you.
You did.
You did.
You screwed up.
You cost us $1,500 in Chickie and Pete's money.
That's good for food or the arcade game.
Anyway.
Yes.
Tony, it's in there.
What do we have for lunch?
Oh, man.
That's brutal.
I had a niable.
A niable.
With some harissa, which I can't do the hot stuff.
Again.
I got paid hard.
It's been enough.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's bad enough you give a shit about going to the prom.
Of course.
I watch Stavi's, but you give a shit that we go to the airport.
It's insane.
And by the way, you caught me so off guard that I didn't have my actual answer
to what
I used to do.
Is this why Aldis is sitting in on this?
Yeah.
He pulls out a legal pass.
Aldis is here with a separate recording device, just in case you try and doctor
this
conversation in your favor.
Gary V did that, by the way.
Gary V came in and recorded it on his own, and now he's releasing clips without
us.
We're not mic'd, and we're just fuzzy, like muted voices.
I'd say I'd become a millionaire right there.
That's all about the grind set.
Stealing content you're on.
For sure.
Stealing content you agreed to do.
I think he changed the background.
It's just like flames behind him, too.
God love him.
Fuck, respect, dude.
That's insane.
When we were heading down to Charlotte last week, we got to the Palm, as
gentlemen as
we do.
We ordered our breakfast.
Charlotte, what, an hour, 40-minute flight?
You got to have your strength.
First class, baby.
Yeah, first class.
We bumped everybody up.
Flew the whole team down first class.
There was no one in the back.
Yeah.
No movies, nothing like that.
It was brutal.
So I sent Stavi a picture.
He gets back to me, and he says, are you dirtbags all drinking Diet Coke?
What was that, 9 a.m.?
You're drinking Diet Coke?
Yeah, 9 a.m.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I'll listen.
You're a Greek kid.
You don't like having a Diet Coke.
Good morning, you fucking piece.
Have coffee.
The ones we had coffee.
You had a Diet Coke?
You got to get the Holy Trinity.
You got to get a water, a Diet Coke, but there they serve Pepsi.
Shout out to the Palm.
Pepsi, of course.
And then a large black coffee.
Wow.
I do all three.
Anytime I go to breakfast.
A black coffee?
Mm-hmm.
Even though you're having an indulgent breakfast, you want to throw a little
cream in there?
It's not fucking indulgent.
No, that goes right to your hips.
Yeah.
I do a splash of cream.
You do a splash of cream in your coffee?
If I'm having ... I like to start my day with a black coffee, and it kind of
like, you
know, I can fucking just ... I don't ... I'm trying not to eat.
I'm just ... You know, fat guys are desperate when they try and you diet every
fucking four
weeks.
You're like, maybe fasting is the one.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of on that right now.
I've done ...
Soon, I'll be low carb.
Once this fails, I'll cycle to low carb.
But currently, I'm on fasting, so I have a little black coffee, and I ...
I've changed mid-meal, where I've gone all carbs.
I go, I'm doing paleo, and then I'll do a little toast, and I'll go, you know
what?
We'll do intermittent today.
Right, intermittent today.
I'll eat for the next eight hours.
Yeah, this is now my fasting window.
Yeah.
I'm so glad you brought that up.
Put a pin in toast for a second.
Yeah.
I got a big fucking beef with toast.
Uh-oh.
Wow.
You're a Greek kid.
Sure.
You like a diner.
You like a breakfast.
You don't like a diet ... The diet Pepsi for breakfast?
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's refreshing.
It's crazy.
No, it's not.
You get the caffeine.
You quench your thirst.
It's refreshing.
You have coffee.
And the palm does a diet better.
Eggs?
You're washing down fucking scrambled eggs with Diet Coke?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I had an omelet, sir.
Okay, all right.
Hey, that's not scrambled eggs.
I did a mushroom cheddar.
It comes ... You cough it up full.
It's the lens.
It's got to split down like that Japanese omelet.
Opens up, sucks my face.
Disgusting.
It's fucking disgusting.
I don't disagree.
You're having breakfast.
Have a fucking coffee.
Everything you guys are doing is against the laws of nature here.
With the like ...
That's the A-Y-G way, gang.
With the airport breakfast.
I mean, again, unnatural to plan.
Well, I didn't put the restaurant there.
I hate that.
I hate that.
Where you go, every place there serves breakfast.
P.F. Chang serves breakfast.
Right, right, right.
This isn't unnatural.
You know what?
This is a coach natural.
They don't serve breakfast.
Here's what I'll say.
I would rather ...
I would rather you go ...
Because that's the one piece of ...
What interesting happens at breakfast at an airport is, yeah,
what the fuck does P.F. Chang serve for breakfast?
They serve ...
What does the cheesesteak place serve for breakfast?
I'll tell you what they serve because we've had breakfast at P.F. Chang's.
They serve orange chicken.
With a side of hash browns.
Am I right?
Didn't we eat breakfast in that way?
It's like a modified ...
It's a little bit of breakfast.
There's no eggs.
Mostly lunch.
You're not getting granola.
I can tell you that.
No eggs, that's fine.
Look, I'm interested in some kind of like, yeah,
I'll take an omelet with some fucking Beijing beef
or whatever the fuck they have.
That's it.
Give me whatever the fuck they ...
I stopped at a ...
I was at an airport and I had some kind of weird breakfast hoagie
at a cheesesteak place.
That was great.
You know what I mean?
Now, I am ...
Stavi's got what I got now.
That's it.
I've caught it.
It's an airport.
It's going to transfer to me now.
Oh my God.
I've caught fat ass.
Lock the doors.
Sympathetic fat guy burps.
Cuff of a breakfast hoagie.
Oh, there it is.
It's like when someone yawns, you get it?
Fat guys do that with burps and diarrhea.
I got GERD.
We cycle up like two women when they get their period together.
Yeah.
Man, I got heartburn real bad.
The fat guys cycle is just diarrhea.
Yeah.
We're going up to each other privately like, do you have a NXIVM on there?
Of course I do.
I keep one in my purse.
Do you have any preparation age?
Do you have the to-go wipes?
The tux?
I don't get that.
I don't get the hemorrhoids.
Oh, this is great.
You get roids?
You're, of all the people on earth I would be willing to bet, you would.
That would freak me out.
I don't like them.
Really?
You've never had whole pain whatsoever?
No.
I roll with them pretty much exclusively.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
I've had it itchy before.
You've had it itchy.
But I take care of that.
That's a set of worms right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's probably worms.
But I don't, I just think the Coke is crazy.
I don't disagree.
Carbonated before 11 a.m.
I can't do.
A kid from diner culture.
I'm just Greek, by the way.
Let me ask you.