Name: Fat Guy Mistakes w/ Big Jay Oakerson | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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Fat Guy Mistakes w/ Big Jay Oakerson | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast this
is are you
garbage oh yeah it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians
and we find that it's
good to be classy yeah just a big old piece of trash trash trash trash i'm your
host age fully
coming at you on a beautiful day we're out back here with tooties in the new
edition she's out
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all right my coach is
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international businessman
and my best pal in the whole wide world and i love him give it up for kj kevin
james ryan
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content gang that's right and gang we couldn't be more excited to have our
incredibly and i mean
incredibly special guest here with us today back again yes family at this point
a legend in the are
you garbage universe give it up for the one the only big jay ogerson yeah small
jail dude you look
fantastic thank you i appreciate it i i want to tell you this is garbage for
sure all i'm mesmerized by
is that you guys hit that hundred thousand thing before they changed it to the
shitty trophy now oh it's
changed really it's like it's like maybe half the size very flimsy like plasticky
you have to pay for
it yeah yeah like we did for it well they give you i think you get one right
and it's like it's like
53 dollars and they give you a 53 credit like you put the code in and it takes
the whole price off but
if you want another one like if me and you each wanted one uh-huh 53 bucks all
right which we are not
doing i'm pure principle i could use one of those sure throw that around my
family's face 53 bucks
is that a young foley over there it's a young foley what that's bubba fett
oh okay i do get this confused were you a young intergalactic bounty hunter
i live many lives
yeah it was the 90s the outer rim huh i don't get into all that how you feeling
pal i'm feeling good you
look fantastic looking good feeling good i drove here listening to ll cool j
salute the sample oh
there you go i don't know why i still get excited when i hear rappers talk
about old music i'm like
always surprised it's like like hearing a child have information you don't know
it's is that racist what
what do you mean what just ll cool j is like uh yeah the sample from this kid
and play song was
taking from a song from 1973 and i remember my mom dances and it's like some
you know like
barry hanwick and uh you know the treacherous three frankie beverly yeah it's
like these bands
you've never heard of before and you're like oh listen that that's the kid in
play song yeah
i know it's always when you hear this i mean because i can't i started
listening like then i would
like you know puff daddy and all like the no like no limit and all that stuff
it was all sampled and
then i would hear the original song like they ripped off buffy yeah some of
those some of those
were just the song the original song was good like that's just the way it is
that's just a good song
oh it's fantastic just talking over it you have hit three old dudes doing a
podcast
well that's what it's just a gotcha hot track you know when rap came out
especially when it started
becoming the things you were like i like it it sounds cool but but like artistically
trash yeah it's
fucking trash and then that's why it's the one music that you can't like get
into the new
now at all because now i'm like now i feel how my uh you know uh old white
neighbors felt
about hip-hop when i liked it the new stuff that was coming out i'm like nah
the wu-tang clan though
they're really great like it's all crap you can't show me one little baby song
where i'm like that's
actually great it doesn't exist gotta give me a sample little hollow notes yeah
i need a sample
that's why i say crazy things like hey have you guys heard the new everlast
album
what no one's listening hey you know ray kwan still putting out stuff um mama
said knock you out
came out i wanted that hoodie so bad i could never get my this is another thing
too like when i was a
fat little kid i couldn't understand why my clothes didn't fit the way michael
j fox clothes hello cool
jake's clothes didn't fit nobody it was like velvet and i didn't put it
together that my hoodies had
like this this stitch in the middle and his didn't have that just the way it
hung on him was so cool
the boxing one right the boxing ring one loved it who was that against big
daddy kane he was beefing
with somebody during that mama said knock you out i can't remember who it was
oh was he somebody got
it it wasn't the jamie fox one that was great remember he punched jamie fox
yeah that's all pre
i was before i was like checked in well no that was uh on the any given sunday
set yes oh they like
didn't get along and i guess they were talking shit together like in like
between scenes and like
punched him in the face oh yeah i wouldn't with him remember ice tea i feel
like ice tea could do
some damage now you can take ice tea now you think he's like dude he's like
gotta be 72 years old
you had to wait long enough for all of it but yeah for sure even like i'll be
honest even like a
chuck zito you can probably take him now who did we see we saw we saw chuck lindell
not that long
ago yeah summer yeah he'll still kick his ass he'd still fuck us up yeah for
sure because he didn't
hit like the last like people always especially when people age well it is
funny when they finally hit
it like johnny depp obviously finally hit it yeah now he's like goofy looking
at his best swollen
uh still fuck them though tommy lee all that shit tommy lee went through with
the girl you know
all that thing his girlfriend his wife oh she was with forever was dming
somebody or she thought she
was but i was getting catfished by uh the lead singer of falling in reverse
crazy town no yeah no he's
gone he's long gone rest in peace swifty where's in peace shifty shovel shits
it might be it might be swift i don't know it's one of those two i was going to
shifty shovel it ain't
lawrence man we thought it was cool when it came out though remember i want a
body like that i want
tattoos on my shoulders like that yeah yeah he was fucking i was in how old
were you i mean i was in i
i think eighth grade what year did that drop what year did uh i mean i can look
it up probably
graduated um what's the name of the song again butterfly uh by sugar town no
crazy oh i'm sorry
what are you guys in the fucking fan come on yeah upper darby chapter 19 1999
jeez i was doing comedy for
two years i was unironically listening to that on drives to new york black
shows
from philly yo i gotta go with manhattan proper and get booed in front of uh
cuba vice when do
they start sampling this huh come my lady come come my lady i used to drive
with so many uh black
comedians though it is funny i learned the bands that if you didn't want to
just do hip-hop the whole
time you could like there's something i know that you could do a test on it it's
just like have
something playing and it was a deftones tool corn really uh at earliest times
when it would be like
kevin hart and me and and keith and stuff keep robinson driving in the car like
a papa run early
papa roads really that song obviously like this song yeah yeah yeah yeah some
early metallica but
tool deftones and corn always had like an effect that if i had a black comic in
the car they always
go who's this there you go right right feeling that hip-hop energy you're
feeling the hip-hop energy a
little bit my favorite video is when they show like old school black dudes
listening to music for
the first time and they're digging it oh yeah i mean they'll have like uh joe
cocker or somebody
on there start bobbing their heads like yeah you're watching you're watching
like music reaction videos
yeah oh black people reacting to music oh it is great when black people watch
tool and they go oh
it's so fake they even call it like different things they even call it goes oh
this is that drop you
did i drop because it's just called the guitar part this james taylor's a bad
one i remember riding with
black comics i learned that you can get gas in very small odd denominations
i swear to god chris cotton drove us from new york city to uh no to yeah bethlehem
pennsylvania and
we didn't get on one highway and stop for gas 14 times why we just kept putting
and go i'll put seven in
to get to get just just to get us going because he was looking for cheaper gas
and like dude we were
so broke and i remember just being like let's just put in fifteen dollars now
fuck that you get jammed
up out there you'll need that 8.50 put a little bit in to get to the next when
i first when i first
moved in new york i remember like having to do when i go back to visit like my
mom or something back
there like how much you come back and be like it was still like when i came to
new york there was still
you can come home and get it for like a dollar something save it when you get
back yeah like it
was really important to find that like cheap gas my mom does that a while go to
wawa it's a dollar
cheaper where the fuck what that and a free 18 you can get a bra you can get a
pretzel free air too
free tire air yeah yeah that's the best thing that they've loosened up on that
free air that and put
well that was always a quarter well that or it's like it very least very least
have a machine that you
can like tap a card too i mean the insanity of having to rummage through and
find a quarter to
put this thing so it works you gotta go and you're like can you break a 10 i
need they're always a
dick about that too um yeah okay all right let's get i gotta i gotta get a i
got one thing i want
to bounce off you i felt this is a situation no what who are you jay's here don't
be rude
hey look at that garage beer i like it a lot dude it tastes like pinpoint
accurate snaps there you go i don't
know what that means but you hear that kelsey boys yeah he snapped a couple of
winners snaps
the ball pinpoint accurate good you thought what did you think it was like a
candy or something
snaps i didn't know they make them anymore how does that tie into a center i
thought you're talking
about it this is racist um i went to a i went to a nice steakhouse and um this
reminded me of your
story out in long island i'm curious as how you would handle such situation i
went out i got there
i had a black t-shirt and jeans on which i feels like pretty it's okay what are
you going to christening
an upper darby died just like a carpenter going to a holy communion party he
goes i gotta go i gotta
stop by because i'm a foreman on this job so i gotta stop by make sure these
guys aren't
around because i'm gonna swing by christening uh-huh yeah it's just a matter of
pulling your chain out or
not tucking the shirt in or not was big foreman had his shirt tucked in a lot
of times he meant
business i always look at sopranos and they would stop by the job site before
they would go to dinner
or something like that i was like oh it's probably the life it wasn't my whole
life was going to
job and i stopped by the job site every time with my dad and you're just like
this is you you are you
are not needed at a at it on the roof of an act make sure everybody's working
right now i can tell
you that you got to make sure they're doing it come on dad we're gonna miss the
previews sitting in a
car acme trusted me with a job they need new air filters on their units um and
so i i'm feeling
okay i mean i'm not the classiest dressed guy but i'm you know okay it's fine
fine it's fine nice black
t-shirt nice black t-shirt 