Name: Tim Heidecker endorses Donald Trumps
Uploaded: 2011-04-25T18:54:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker endorses Donald Trumps' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-04-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker endorses Donald Trumps' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2011-04-25. Transcript available.

True. So listen, I like, I gotta be honest with you, I know, listen, I had sort
of a wake-up call, because I was doing comedy and I was worried about the small
stuff, you know that old saying, worry about, don't sweat the small, don't
sweat the small stuff?
I said, I don't want to, I was worried about little things, little problems,
and I said, this is, it's, there's, life is too short, you gotta worry about
the big problems. Government.
So I changed my act, I decided to do something different, I started to get
involved, politically involved, and I know this is a liberal hotspot in LA and
Hollywood, and this is gonna, you know, I'm gonna get in trouble because I'm
saying things that are actually true, and nobody wants to hear the truth, so
put me up against a wall and crucify me.
If you want, because I believe in certain things that are true, and I'm not
gonna stand around and watch people shit and piss on my constitution.
And that's why I'm supporting Trump's, because Donald Trump's is the, is
actually a businessman, and he works for a living, he works hard, and if you
think about, this is what kind of dawned on me, country, our country, America's,
is actually like a business.
It is like a business, and it runs like a business, so why not have a great,
talented, strong, original, creative business man running it like Donald Trump's.
So, so I want to leave you with this thought, because imagine if Donald Trump
became president, which I am hoping happens, and here's a couple things I think
he would do, which is, I think he'd come up, I think first, first, well,
actually, my punchline isn't the first thing he would do, so I'll say some of
the other things he'd do.
One of some of the things he would do, I think, would be he'd look at Obamacare
and go, you're fired.
And then, then he'd look at all the money we spent on, uh, on, uh, waste, and
he'd go, you're fired.
Then he'd look at some senators, some of these senators, these creeps, these
jerks, that, that crawl around and, and infest our life, and Republicans and
Democrats, by the way.
The, the, the, these creeps, these senators and congressmen and bureaucrats,
who, who, create all these forms, all these horrible rules, and make me pay,
make my company that I got laid off from pay taxes, all the time.
And they'd go, he'd go to those congressmen and go, you're fired.
Right?
And finally, this is the greatest, this is the first thing, this is the first
thing he'd do.
On inauguration day, he'd get up there at the front, and he'd get up to the
front of the, uh, podium, and he'd turn to Obama, and he'd go, you're fired!
Stay the fuck out of, uh, uh, say, government, stay the fuck out of my life,
government, stay the fuck out of my life.
Anybody do have time?
So, all I'm asking is people to think about, don't just drink the, uh, Kool-Aid
that, uh, people send you, uh, that people serve you in Washington.
Use your own thoughts, and use your own mind, and send a message to government.
Thank you guys very much.
Thank you.