Name: Tim Heidecker - In Glendale
Uploaded: 2016-03-24T15:33:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - In Glendale' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - In Glendale' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-24. Transcript available.

I've never been there, but friends of mine say that it's great
And the air in the mountains of Colorado is fine
But California's where I'll be spending my time
Up in Washington and parts of Oregon
It's nothing but green
Some of the finest rivers and lakes that I've ever seen
In Montana, Dakota, well, they got their charms
But California's never caused me no harm
Well, I'm living in Glendale
North of Los Angeles
Yeah, I'm living in Glendale
North of Los Angeles
And when the flood comes, I'll be up on a hill
But when the big one comes, I'll feel like a fool
Well, Tennessee's got the music I need
I can't deny that it's a magical place
And in Pennsylvania, the chances I may know your face
And in New York City, well, they stay up all night
But in California, they're always winning that fight
They say, well, well, I've lived right here for over ten years
Don't ever think I wanna move away
I'll move away
Have a couple of kids and take 'em to the beach to play
If you wonder, my people, they come out here to die
Just take a look up in that blue sky
Take a look up in that blue sky
Oh, great
Well, I'm living in Glendale
North of Los Angeles
Yeah, I'm living in Glendale
North of Los Angeles
And when the flood comes, I'll be up on a hill
But when the big one comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool
And when the flood comes, I'll feel like a fool