Name: Jonathan's Golden Wings
Uploaded: 2018-05-16T13:02:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jonathan's Golden Wings' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jonathan's Golden Wings' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-05-16. Transcript available.

I'm glad I got to call you Jonathan, but you go by Food God?
Pretty much. Well, the name's getting changed. It's in transition.
Got it.
So it's in legal at this point.
So I'm like, "Jon, no, no, no, no, Food God," at this point.
Got it.
It's happening.
Got it, got it, got it.
I became friends with Jonathan through the nightlife scene.
I met him through the Kardashians.
He was part of the social media team.
I knew him from Instagram.
Part of that bougie, fancy foodie fam.
Oh crap!
We began talking about our dreams and what we'd like to do.
We were both young and had come from means.
And we wanted what gave us that clickbait news.
I love eating caviar every day.
We could have done anything.
But we sat along rolling across the chicken wings.
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
Oh, why?
We serve 'em up all through the night.
Charge a thousand bucks for warm plate.
And I'd have to admit something didn't feel right.
But Jonathan's boys made it all seem great.
If they buy it, must be good.
Just do 'em what the rich boys should.
I trust funders they need it.
Just do 'em what the rich boys should.
We serve 'em up all through the night.
Charge a thousand bucks for warm plate.
And I'd have to admit something didn't feel right.
But Jonathan's boys made it all seem great.
If they buy it, must be good.
Just do 'em what the rich boys should.
I buy it, must be good. Just doing what the rich boy should. A trust funders
that ate it up, there was good press and some bad. As long as it drove on
through the door, even if it was just a stupid fact.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
Oh why? Oh why? Oh why?
Jonathan needed to take some time, he had partied too hard, he had crossed that
line, but everybody wanted them at their thing, to get their selfie and kiss
that brain.
We gave in, let it all go, posed for the pictures, the never ending show.
Time moved on and the fad had passed, and it haunts me we didn't do more.
We always knew that it wouldn't last, we should have fed the hungry and held
the part.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
We could have done anything, but we'd settle on, fold across the chicken wings.
And one of the things people are really interested in doing is looking at
themselves.
GlamScreen is actually a mirror and screen protector, so you could check
yourself out.
You look pretty good, and then you put the phone on, and it's back to regular.
Thank you.