Name: Ballad Of The Incel Man
Uploaded: 2018-10-28T15:56:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ballad Of The Incel Man' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ballad Of The Incel Man' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-10-28. Transcript available.

I'm down in the basement, making signs out of love
And there's a big time special guest tonight, coming in from above
This town hasn't seen such excitement, since John Cena back in 09
That arena is known for its wrestling matches, but tonight we're gonna have
ourselves a different kind
A different kind of good time
And I'm gonna take my momma and her sister Anne-Marie
And I hope I'll find a like-minded girl tonight at the Trump rally
I'm gonna take a shower And shave so I look good
Wear my Hillary for prison shirt Like a good boy should
Gonna show up there early Watch the motorcade arrive
Gonna grill up some meat in the parking lot They say the doors will open at
five
Yeah, the doors will open at five Got my picture of Obama
Which will burn in effigy But I hope I'll find a like-minded girl tonight at
the Trump rally
Maybe I'll get to sit behind the man they love to hate And watch him profit
about problems I can't contemplate
Or sometimes he'll get to sit behind the man they love to hate Oh, sometimes he
scares me When he goes on one of those rants
Sometimes I don't know what he's talking about But it makes them liberals shit
their pants Oh, it makes them shit their pants
Oh, it gives them such trauma And it makes us all happy Oh, I just wanna find a
like-minded girl Oh, I really wanna find a like-minded girl Yes, I just wanna
find a like-minded girl Tonight at the Trump rally
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded
girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded
girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl
Thank you.