Name: Office Hours Live 11/08/18) PART 2 !
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Office Hours Live 11/08/18) PART 2 !' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Office Hours Live 11/08/18) PART 2 !' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-11-08. Transcript available.

Office Hours Live 11/08/18) PART 2 !

well when you when you report fake news no when you report fake news which CNN
does a lot you are the enemy of the people go ahead I think we're back over
the course that was quick that was a quick reboot situation let's see if it
worked with Skype hopefully you're all still here be cool applications Skype
three sometimes you just need to read blue badge let's see spinning around over
here give it a minute let her let her do its best for the course of the last
several days of the okay she's up if anybody could give me a call I suppose it
it is totally unacceptable by the way it's a disgrace it's a it's a total
disgrace
but it says zero people watching right now I don't really understand that
because it says we're live
maybe maybe zero people are watching yeah there could be Skype is open and I
got to go to
okay you like James McCartney no Jack Riddle hey Tim how you doing man good man
how are you yeah pretty
good pretty good calling you from Berlin again hey I've got a question if we
can kick right on into it
yeah I'm right a while ago you went and saw Queen and you kind of tease the
audience with a bit of a
story around it I think you saw a picture of you and Brian made I don't know if
you've told that story
but would you mind sharing it with the group I feel like I did share that um
back hold on I just want to do one twice so people know we're back on um I don't
remember if I told it uh I just know I got a yeah I did I'm pretty sure I told
it I do have a funny I do have a funny story to tell you though Doug please um
but let me it is 930 and I'm supposed to get this call
I'm supposed to get this call let me see if it's coming in this is another
problem I don't know how to
is he going to Skype that's what he said he was going to Skype
fucking a it's still it's it's it's it's like it's not uh it says it's uh
locked up
oh boy what are we going to do I need solutions now I need real-time solutions
can you go back to
Facebook and do that whole thing no because that was still with Skype
yay yay we can listen to James McCartney
yeah
I'm going to do something controversial what are you going to do Tim I'm going
to open the newer version
of Skype and see if we can maybe just deal with the dings and the dongs you
know remember those
people tell me people tell me like all the time like that they love office
hours and I'm like
why I'm like really that's great okay I gotta write a code down here because I'm
putting in 9071971
I wish I had I wish I had something to do Phil I need to have a no I don't want
to enter a password just
you motherfuckers you cunts I don't want to code I just want to sign into this
goddamn thing
six two seven seven eight two six
and now it's saying add a password you know what you could do Tim is you could
um you could call
people from Google Voice that's what I've been doing at my podcast oh really
well have them send their
numbers and you just call them uh worse comes to worse we got an hour to fill
we're good we're good
all right I'm but we're back online here this is this is not me this is this is
my not my the right
account well tell people to go to that one no I'm not going to do that is this
your family one
it's my family account it's my private account use another account all right
here we go
what is it Tim the real Tim Heidecker
and now I have to password find the password guys we're getting there trust me
you just have to be
patient with me just go look at the internet I mean you're right if you're
watching the show
you're looking at the internet right now oh and I'm just going to copy this
and go back here
and we are loading it through the new software and let's see if this makes a
difference now I think
we're gonna be okay so let's see see but this is the problem Clint I'm here
what's going on how you
doing um pretty good I think we just need to uh make sure we're not gonna get
the bings and the bongs
but if we do we get the bings and the bongs we're gonna have to deal with those
bings and bongs
so um how are you doing what's going on how are you doing decent I'm not sure
if you've heard about
the uh there's like shootings in the thousand oaks area yes and I'm in yeah I
go to pepperdines it's
kind of close but uh kind of looking at that but uh it's a it's it's a
nightmare it's a horrible
horrible uh nightmare hell world we live in that's what I've been saying there's
no evidence to the
to the uh contrary well on the bright side I was able to share your big whale
man video on twitter
sounds like I saw that listen if uh buried in my twitter I retweeted it is that
that um marvel has
has released my outtakes from the ant-man 2 movie oh they have yeah and I guess
you could find it
doug if you want to play it but it's um I guess I don't know how you'd search
for it well they could
have used at least one bit you know some good ramp in there there was some good
shit all right let me
let me run through some calls to see if we can get a flow going okay clint okay
okay one question
though yes okay um so you mentioned on the h3 podcast one time about how um you're
listening
to the dana carvey howard stern thing he said that there is an snl sketch that
got you into comedy
which schedule is that i see do you hear this are you playing that or is that i'm
not playing okay
let's pretend doug's playing these um maybe doug if you could figure out how to
turn those i'm gonna
put like a layer of like atmosphere over it so it kind of oh how about this
reactions turn off reactions
turn off all these all these uh turn off everything right by the way can anyone
hear the caller out
there that would be another question um to me yeah we can hear it so good all
right i gotta go okay
okay oh yes and now question yeah i don't know i can't think of anything i'm
too frazzled it's too hard
little turned on okay uh how about tim thursday we've got tim carrero calling
tim
tim you're on live on alpha sours oh wait a minute gotta hang up on clint oh
geez louise
what a disgrace this is a disgrace
look at it it's fully frozen again even with no it says it's not but
maybe you're being hacked
please hack me get me in the hacking scene
how how are we supposed to prepare for this i don't know tim
like you see what i'm doing here doug right like yeah it's what tim is doing is
he's clicking on hang
up and he's clicking on pick up the phone and it's not doing anything it's non-reactive
okay now it finally quit what do you think doug tell you what your expert i'm
gonna go
i'm gonna if you guys want how about this ask me a question on facebook or
twitter at doug pound
and i'll just ask tim and i'll be like you can speak through me i'll be the
mouthpiece how about that
okay um i'm sorry i bet you this needle drop thinks i'm doing some kind of
troll on him or
something but this is you know this is the real nightmare scenario that we
sometimes find ourselves
in where skype is just uh holy i mean i can't even close sky i can't even i got
to go to force
you know you gotta force quit come on force quit on skype go to twitter here
see if anyone's
at me on twitter and i'll get the questions right to tim heidecker in real time
and i will ask your question
i love doing this show when it works at me on twitter at me on twitter why don't
you get someone
in here who who wants to come in some intern i don't know expert is this liner
petter hey i didn't mean
to crash your session there earlier you know i didn't i understand it you didn't
it's not your fault
don't blame don't beat yourself up about this um what's going on man
man every time it seems like the show's about to start and i know we could talk
are people just calling in and going silent is there a big prank are you are
you here
caller are you there tim okay i got some questions
it's so bad
i gotta call i gotta call this time a what do you want oh i i have a lot of
things i i gotta say to
you okay all right just chill out and talk to me sounds like a troll
he's laughing what's the matter dude
that was working for you download the older sky that was what i was doing that
worked for weeks
no i'm not that's one question that came in really people that's an old start
off with something
that's an old uh thing that you used to get right i don't know he's a he's a
good rapper
but do you look like him or something well then what's the confusion there will
you guys ever get
greg on the show that's a question i don't think he has any interest in doing
this why doesn't tim
use discord anymore uh because it was too exclusion it was it was too exclusive
or some you know it felt
like it it people didn't know how to use it and it just felt too small of a
world that i was entering
too indy of a label too indie yeah it's discord yeah ian mckay do you know i
just heard that discord
released all of their their entire catalog up on uh what you might call it
apple music no band camps for
free that's very i wouldn't mind hearing some of that discord i'll look it up
uh this is jeremy
divine calling in hey tim how's it going ian mckay
so you got me hello i can tell because we've had about several months of things
working pretty
smoothly um i stupidly updated my uh operating software here maybe you got to
have a computer
that's just that stays here it's not your personal this is not this stays here
this is my office hours
dedicated computer um and so for whatever reason it does not uh go well with
skype
you know that stupid thing every day it's like do you want to update and then
there's no there's no
option for you know that thing that comes in the upper right do you get that
this is remind me tomorrow
i just i just i always say remind me it's like an endless remind me tomorrow it's
like a sinco product
where you can't say me tomorrow you can't say you can't like turn it off remind
me tomorrow well maybe
anthony fontano once again anthony fontano is a no-show i've been writing him
on uh
dm angelo
how you doing hello angelo are you there hey jim how you doing i'm calling from
brisbane
hey are you doing a fake accident uh accent accent an accident oh hold on i'm
crashing the car
okay good stuff i saw your purple commercials you know like
do you do you have a question uh okay wait a minute anthony's trying to
what's up with that hold on i'm i'm just uh
tim here pedofiles like eric we're home i can't believe pet purple purple
mattresses supports them
uh-huh uh-huh um i'm gonna get i'm gonna get uh anthony on the call then we can
have an actual show
but this but all right i don't know all right team uh good on you good on you
can all right boy
doug uh i'll go back to twitter and we'll ask some questions good on you back
to the questions we
good on you coming in good on you uh hi doug are you in with two on your time
in real time i bought
a merry christmas on dvd i have not watched it yet um okay let me try doing it
this way i'm going to call him
a
uh restarting skype for i believe the 10th time mike by the way uh mike no uh
what's his name the guy from microsoft uh michaelsoft bill gates bill gates is
sitting
there trying trying to get toilets going he's working on toilets um meanwhile
he's skyped on work
i want to i'm going to try to make a call to the needle drop let's see here
come on ask some questions on twitter that aren't that are reasonable
ask timmy what his favorite episode of stella is my friends and myself want to
know i have no idea
i mean what how how can i focus on that i'm just trying to get some i'm just
trying to move the show
along with some questions from the listeners i know but help me i'm going i'm
helping i'm about to
literally cry you should do anything except skype rick says i know it's bad
software and prone to many
attacks but where you guys are under attack he thinks we're under attack i
think we might be
under attack well what should we use then rick add people or phone numbers i'm
trying to add this
holy what did you just get hacked no
is this a bit that dude's an alt-right piece of of that last caller probably
yeah he was i heard
what he was doi