Name: River Jokes (Best of Office Hours 1/16/19)
Uploaded: 2019-01-18T00:06:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'River Jokes (Best of Office Hours 1/16/19)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'River Jokes (Best of Office Hours 1/16/19)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-01-18. Transcript available.

all right i can imagine that i have a joke good which the world needs now can't
tell its parents
um about its sexuality say that again i missed the beginning of it the uh uh
the river that
can't tell its parents its uh sexuality denial damn it yes bravo come on that's
based on another
joke joke sucks joke fucking sucks man wait which river uh has to give uh
300 billion to his wife why did he call why did he tell that joke amazon
come on let's do this all day love you guys um which which river is married to
mr sippy
mississippi well we could do river jokes
um which river is the brother of uh joaquin phoenix
calling it back all right well i can't think of any rivers so we have to move
things along
which uh which which rivers is known for which river is known for uh for his
sweaters
who rivers cuomo
rich which river is benny hill running around at the end of his show
what that was a half-assed one the thames the thames you know they show thames
at the end of those shows
oh yeah yeah yeah how do you even pronounce that thames thames thames why they
put the h in there
i don't know next caller
what's the one in france called the same sane what's the most reasonable river
in the world
the same river ladies and gentlemen the same river
what's the one in iraq where like the birth of civilizations from
uh the the tigress and the euphrates euphrates
hey oh i got i got one that's when the uh
it's the scariest river ever
euphrates uh that's good but i was also this is even a little more
you have to remove yourself from the pronunciation a little bit but
uh when they wanted to to ship a large amount of product across the ocean
uh what gang what did the gangster incredulously say euphrates
euphrates
what river what river what river can be found at the zoo the tigress
tim uh which canal did the movie critic uh uh give a bad review to your your
mother's film
uh-huh what the panama canal uh-huh what what uh we do canals right what canal
canal just
what canal gives me the creeps the eerie canal
all right yeah good stuff good stuff as always
what's the first tell me what's happening what's the first tell me what's
happening