Name: On Cinema Oscar Special Teaser
Uploaded: 2019-02-16T21:33:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'On Cinema Oscar Special Teaser' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'On Cinema Oscar Special Teaser' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-02-16. Transcript available.

We got Governor Mike Huckabee and Sally Kellerman will be joining us. The good
Dr. Sam. Keith Gordon, bad boy Johnny Depp. He says, I'll come by. Joe Estevez
is going to be with us, but we're going to get a live call in from Dr. Ben
Carson. We're going to be turning to him for all kinds of expertise.
This is going to be the year that Hobbit 2 surprises everyone. We all agree
that there's going to be a write and vote. I actually have some friends, some
sources on the inside.
I've got the Oscar fever. Hope you got it too. Oh, I'm missing Bob and now it's
all you gotta do. It's Christmas Potential Town, the Academy Awards. Sit right
down, enjoy the show. Welcome aboard.
Who's going to win? Who's going to win? Who's going to win? I got that Oscar
fever and I hope you got it too. Let's go!
Woo! Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar fever. Great ass! Godfrey Daniels!
I died in 1975. Mark, but I love you. I want to wish you the best of luck on
the special tonight.
You know, I had a lot of loss last year.
Am I loving a mystery? We could go down in history.
You two are the best parents.
He is looking over us and giving us the courage to keep going.
We've got interesting segments that you won't find anywhere else.
On Cinema Movie Awards.
Stump the Buff.
The Super Oscars.
Oscar Olympics.
The Trial of George Lucas.
Happy Birthday to Jaws.
On Cinema.
On Directors.
We're right here in front of the Kodak Canal Fudobe Theater.
This is the very entrance that all the stars are walking into and walking out
of all night long with their precious statuettes under their arms.
This is a dry set.
It's organic champagne.
So it's non-alcoholic.
And what I feel is right is having two glasses of champagne.
And this, by the way, is not prop rum.
I'm in control of myself.
So I've been drinking a little bit of Mucinex.
I had water and I had NyQuil.
And I took a Percocet.
Bad news, everybody.
This is full of booze.
Whee!
I win!
Back for more cinema.
Cut his mic.
I'm sick of that shit.
Greg Turkington set me up.
I feel bad for you that you make yourself look like a pick.
And I'm sort of regretting praying to God because that seems to have bit me in
the ass.
How do you know this asshole?
There's a window here.
We'll jump.
The first shark came out.
And your day of reckoning is coming, friend.
Come with a bag of tricks, but make them tricks we can use.
You say one more word, I'll smack you in the mouth.
I want to thank Greg Turkington for embarrassing himself.
You get out of here!
I should have done this a long try.
Four hours.
Four hours.
You may have killed Tim.
I didn't.
Well, no.
I have a finale that is going to make international headlines.
And this will be talked about at the water coolers tomorrow.
Viva el Oscar!
James Dean!
A living and breathing painting.
Greg Turkington's big surprise.
Oscar with an E.
I might be fucking apologizing for this all year.
They're saying that he's gone.
I got diarrhea from that Chaplin's chili shit.
I think Billy Graham is in hell.
Thank God for Greg Turkington!
I think I'm going to go home.
It's been six weeks.
Where's that sound?
What is that sound?
F*** God!