Name: SNL Puns with Fred Armisen (Best of Office Hours 4/3/19)
Uploaded: 2019-04-04T20:15:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'SNL Puns with Fred Armisen (Best of Office Hours 4/3/19)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'SNL Puns with Fred Armisen (Best of Office Hours 4/3/19)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-04. Transcript available.

I did a little homework on the SNL pun challenge and I know Fred I should have
I should have given you a heads up but it'll you have all show to think of at
least one. I'll give you an example like you know people at Universal are
very excited about the new movie I'm in the Jordan Peele movie yeah and they
they want to do another one but they they're kind of insistent on having a
very famous 70s actress in it so they said to me they said that I guess
Jordan and the whole team there they said if you gar it the more us so Garrett
Morris if you got if you Terry Gar if you put Terry in it if you put if you gar
it there'll be more more us yeah Garrett did you know that neither Burger King
Norm McDonald has a food that I want to eat
neither Burger King
what McDonald's
so it's
Norm
did you see those
Norm McDonald's
do you see the new you know all the for fishing they're a lot of new products
out
right now
no I haven't seen them
there's some that are based on Seinfeld which is great like they have like Seinfeld
characters you know so you can get like you know you can go out and fish and
there but there's the one that they won't do is
this one they won't do newman they won't do newman so this lure ain't newman
all right
all right
do you guys know that the director of the rush hour franchise is indeed in the
directors union
really yeah he is indeed a gilded rat
yeah
that's good guys they're gonna be we're gonna be having these all day
uh someone just too old for that shit
um someone just said on the board they have a good one here I had to telephone
the jokers
email friend I was Colin Quinn
okay
um so I'm doing a lot of things here I'm operating the board I'm talking to
Fred I'm not coming up with a ton of these but we'll have some more as they
come
so unless Fred has another one he wants to contribute
um
well I was just gonna say that
oh Doug's got a bunch
uh George W Bush's uh vice president he's still with us right
are you looking forward to the day when we have a dick in a box
and he has passed away
yes so we can do sketches
characters
so we're opening it up to like not just the cast members right
you know what yeah of course you can do hans and franz anything you want
um
well you know um
you know because of um uh leaving neverland
you know the documentary
um
you know the the popularity of this pop star
of the king of pop is
it's strangely increased
so
like those you know
those companies that like have like impersonators
they're just
loaning michaels
they loan michaels
loan michaels
they learn
um
well I just was gonna bring something terrible that happened to me a few years
ago
I was working with Mr. Cruz
you know the guy from the
uh
the old spice commercials
the african-american
uh
on brooklyn 99
yeah and uh
and I walked in on him in a very embarrassing situation
let me just say he was doing something to himself
pleasuring himself
I hate to say
I walked in there and said
oh Terry
Sherry Oteri
oh my god
I was
I was in a play
in a stage play one time
it was directed by Mike
and
we all
we all had to do this thing
it was weird
it's like
er er
we all had to do
er er
chant
and
and the director Mike said
you know somebody's er is off
and uh
and
and I looked at him
I said Mike
my er
my er's
Mike my er's
so there was a line in the script that was er
yeah
and I thought mine was off
oh that's too bad
um
have you seen this
this hot chick
this hot chick
uh
Dana
man she is curvy
she is curvy
have you been down to
um
uh
the Broad
the museum there
oh the Broad
there's a great piece there
it's very controversial
it's
it's
Christ in Wig
and
oh that's disrespectful
no
but it's
it's
but it just
you know
it's confrontational
which I like
it questions
yeah I get that
um
all right
very good
Tim you know you got these guys
that come in
you got these
one guys that take a hammer
and they
they make a knife out of some hot metal
you know
and then you got these other guys
that come and fix your appliances
and my appliances are
well he's like a
you got the blacksmith
and you got your GE smith
and then you got
jeez
uh
I have one from the board
you mean your GE
like meaning the company
that
the brand
has their own smith
that comes to
they're like specialists
yeah exactly
so Will
somebody named Michael
Wilgames
on the board
says paying way too much
for rent
cell phone
internet
I hate it
I guess I'm a bill hater
oh
um
I saw this um
this muscle man contest
on the beach
for rock stars
so they're all
they're all going out there
you know
Rod Stewart
and everyone
and then they had to
bend this piece of metal
and I was
but I was rooting for Beck
so I was like
Beck bend it
why was Rod Stewart
out there
I was just coloring
the rest of the
painting the picture
of the rock stars
that were out there
uh
I was working
at a construction site
and I had
when was this
this is uh
yesterday
oh
and and
and I had this jackhammer
going around
and I
I did a lot of stuff
and my co-worker
looked at me
and he said
that jack
handy
oh
okay
wow that's a deep cut
yeah jack handy
writer
did Newhart
um
is that one
is uh
one of his limbs
turned into
um
cash
no
Bobby
money hand
Roseanne
Roseanne did end
in a dream
right though
the first one
he's not even kidding
did you mean like money hand
like money
money hand
money hand
my Canadian friends
my Canadian friends
are always
uh
taking pillows
and sheets
and everything
and making these structures
with it
I was like
well
Forte
Forte
but who's gonna get
the Grammy
next year
I know
who's gonna get
the Grammy next year
right
will
Janet Jackson
will
Pharrell
uh huh
right
uh huh
that's a big question
I suppose
um
Luke
Luke Knowles
what
you can't just say their name
Luke Knowles
oh you're like
who knows
yeah
you know my favorite
actor
my favorite actor
from the uh
from the 80s
who was a teen idol
kind of thing
but he was kind of
a quirky
great great actor
uh
just had an incredible life
is uh
you know Fox
right
Michael Che
Michael Che Fox
what's the buzz
tell me what's happening
what's the buzz
tell me what's happening
what's the buzz
tell me what's happening
what's the buzz