Name: Tim Heidecker in Philadephia
Uploaded: 2019-07-11T23:13:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker in Philadephia' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker in Philadephia' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-11. Transcript available.

How you doing? My name is Tim Highnecker.
Can I get some local Philly Boy Does Good applause?
I'll play you a new song.
It's a sad little breakup song.
Non-autobiographical.
It's just fairly easy to write.
Well, it's over.
It's finished.
The ship has sailed.
It's done for good.
The check's in the mail.
I loved her.
She loved me.
That's all through.
So now I'll do whatever it is
the broken hearted do.
Yeah, the flames burn out.
The curtains closed.
The life we've built
has just been bulldozed.
No going back.
No going back.
That's the one thing that's true.
So now I'll do whatever it is
the broken hearted do.
I'll do whatever you're thinking.
I'll drink whatever you're drinking.
I better start looking for someone new.
I'll do whatever you're thinking.
I'll drink whatever you're drinking.
I think I could fall in love with someone like you.
But I'm a new man with a clean slate.
And I'm ready to go.
I don't need more time.
I don't want to take it slow.
You're the cure to my loneliness.
You came right in on cue.
Oh well.
I guess that's what the broken hearted do.
I'll do whatever you're thinking.
I'll do whatever you're thinking.
I'm a new man with a clean slate.
I'm a new man with a clean slate.
And I'm ready to go.
I don't need more time.
I don't want to take it slow.
You're the cure to my loneliness.
You came right in on cue.
Oh well.
I guess that's what the broken hearted do.
I'll do whatever you're thinking.
I'll drink whatever you're drinking.
I think I could fall in love with someone new.
I'll do whatever you're thinking.
I'll drink whatever you're drinking.
I think I could fall in love with someone like you.
Someone like...
I don't know.
Let's say...
You.
When I get up, all I wanna do is go to bed again.
go to bed again, go to bed again, go to bed again. When I get up, all I wanna
do is go to bed again, go to bed again, go to bed again.
I could watch some TV maybe, go under my covers and hide, out the window bluebirds
singing, those bluebirds ain't on my side.
When I get up, all I wanna do is go to bed again, go to bed again, go to bed
again. When I get up, all I wanna do is go to bed again, go to bed again.
If I go back to my dreamland, you might be waiting for me. That's where I know
I'm wanted, that's where I wanna be.
come on fill it when i get up i want to do is go to bed again go to bed again
go to bed again
and then it just fades out