Name: OFFICE HOURS MARATHON - PART 2 (3/13/2020) w/ Bon Iver, John C. Reilly, Fred Armisen, Kyle Mooney
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'OFFICE HOURS MARATHON - PART 2 (3/13/2020) w/ Bon Iver, John C. Reilly, Fred Armisen, Kyle Mooney' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'OFFICE HOURS MARATHON - PART 2 (3/13/2020) w/ Bon Iver, John C. Reilly, Fred Armisen, Kyle Mooney' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-14. Transcript available.

OFFICE HOURS MARATHON - PART 2 (3/13/2020) w/ Bon Iver, John C. Reilly, Fred Armisen, Kyle Mooney

why the fuck shit nice work getting back up fellows look at my white ghost here
fuck what shit man sorry about that i'm excited oh so what does this mean we're
how do you right yeah oh we're back
uh i think i'm gonna do a beer at three that's my little reward but should i
tweet
back on with a new stream
give me a shout out in your tweet too just be like and shout out to my main man
at brandon okay
who i'm not doing that you're talking about you're talking to vic whoever's
doing the tweet
no i'm not doing that it doesn't cost anything it's just it's a night it's a
shout out
nice to do are we back okay we're kind of validates me i'm just uh tweeting
this
we're back
thanks buddy listen we're doing the best we can and if you're enjoying today i
hope it's gone i hope
it's gone well for you it's so i know everything's getting canceled there's a
lot of people that are
just kind of sitting around and i hope we're we're it's been fun hanging out uh
join the patreon
patreon.com slash office hours live five dollars a month that's it i'm not
playing around i'm not
giving you kinds of all kinds of advantages all right brendan walsh is here um
special guest
special guest coming yeah mikey campman as well and is this a surprise in the
door
right on the phone okay fair enough uh who's on the line
justin hey yo it's justin justin hey big fan big fan of the show y'all justin
justin bon ivare bon ivare oh boy i worked on that all day
how do you say it how do you say it bon ivare bon ivare bon ivare i say it a
few ways you know i've seen a lot of people say it a lot of different ways so
it's okay you know whatever they say oh
well it's an honor to have you on the show it is a big fun long day i don't
know how much you've checked out it is uh we are we've been going on the air
since 9 a.m uh pacific coast time
god how are you guys holding up actually i don't know about the other guys i'm
feeling great it's fun
i mean what it was it's relatively fun and easy and everyone's funny and we're
just it's like i don't know
what else should i be doing with my life right now well you guys are funny man
i fucking i love the show
it's like the only podcast i've ever listened to wow that's have you heard of
cereal there's a new podcast
called cereal it's about to say of course it's not it's not like you believe
that i didn't listen to
cereal but it's i couldn't get through cereal too but that's that's kind of it
man you guys are my
you know what there's their new their new season is pretty good they do they do
raisin brand they
talk about uh captain crunch they do honey bunches hey brendan why don't you
fucking back off
dr phil has a podcast too oh dr phil has a podcast juliani does too rudy juliani
has a podcast
it has a video podcast justin where where are you in the world right now
uh out outside eau claire wisconsin like my hometown that's your spot
yeah man can't really seem to get away very for very long not right now yeah
you're staying put
did you know that that's definite that's definite yeah i mean have you had to
cancel
like it's been a busy i haven't been able to begin with you guys yet today
because it's been a busy
busy time you know i'm a tour or two of ours as well as so many uh like touring
musicians you know
i'm sure like dealing with canceling all this uh today and just like figuring
out what you're
supposed to do and have you canceled whatever but have you had to cancel shows
i think we're in the
i mean in the i mean honestly i don't i don't know if it's official yet but it's
yeah that's just like
they put the the trump made the the ban on the traveler wouldn't like wait what's
that you think
he can't go he what did he do he banned he he he banned european and american
like plane travel
to the degree of everybody it's insane what about a kayak
you ever thought about that yeah you could take a jet ski a couple jet skis oh
hi i didn't i didn't
get any drops ready for my for my calls by the way sorry i could have jumped in
huge fans and i got
too intimidated i was dm-ing of youtube about trying to figure out what the
hell you're doing i uh i had
heard a rumor i heard a rumor last year that you were you were considering uh
bringing those big doug and
vick on as a part of your group or incorporating their drop work into your into
your act i got very
jealous we're available you know i am i got hairy legs well you might yeah that's
a good ass idea
do it um no i don't know where i heard that from so how do you how are you
keeping busy what do you
are you working on music or what do you do to kind of uh fill the time when you're
not like being pro uh
being uh creative or are you just always making stuff
uh i feel like i'm all even if i'm not feeling creative i'm just out here like
playing playing guitar or whatever that's a pretty new thing i feel like i was
pretty workaholic mode
for 10 years or something so do you have do you have kids i can't i don't know
if do you have kids
you have family no no i don't have kids no do you have a significant other just
kind of
yeah fair enough is it debbie harry from blondie
it's it you got me yeah celebrity celebrity couple
mikey campman is not hearing any drops like what how about this justin there
seems to be an extra
delay here justin i will this is my birthday present to you i assume your
birthday is sometime
this year uh when is your birthday thank you when is your birthday april 30th
april 30th
april 30th that's coming up ladies and gentlemen we all have to send him our
best wishes
my birthday gift to you and the audience is shut up my birthday my birthday
gift to you is an
impromptu uh drop jam featuring vick burger and doug loosenhop with some
additional
improvisational work by myself and that will begin today is your birthday now
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we are closing all parks we are closing all rivers please evacuate the river
zone
uh we're they have you actually they have
oh yeah they have cancelled my i was they cancelled my one-man show at the hollywood
bowl
they cancelled brendan walsh's one-man show at the hollywood bowl my joke
yeah your one-man in attendance show at the hollywood bowl i mean we all like
to joke around
and stuff but that's you know a lot of people
justin that was a little aggressive that was pretty it was a pretty aggressive
uh is that to me
i needed uh i needed that
is that to me no i was i was playing my i was playing my little drum machine
along with
you guys you're probably oh beautiful
is that to him oh listen he's playing let him go baby let him rip
here we go listen to that
love is strange man
shut the fuck up you cut i love pretty music
okay okay all right that's going on your next record to go we'll send you the
audio i got it all
tracked in i was gonna say we could we'll send you the stems okay you have dropbox
yep yep dropbox me the stems vick will dropbox it to you unbelievable well justin
i wanted to say congrats uh label mate uh tim on your awesome record man i
really really love the
record oh thank you so much man really great i appreciate it yeah best
relationships turn man into
bitches i don't know what you're saying somebody's talking to me off mic and it's
ruining the show
oh talk about it on mic best luck to your wife oh best luck to your wife oh
this is not justin trudeau
from from the prime minister of of canada you thought it was you thought i was
talking to the prime minister of canada
come on man don't you think that'd be big news
news he's easy to get i had him on my podcast well listen i hope we get we come
out of this quarantine
and i get to meet you in person we get to hang out and uh get to know each
other i'd like to talk
to you about the grateful dead at some point i heard you on time crisis what is
it called time uh
crisis instead of telling people they're wrong times questions ezra's ezra show
what's it called time
crisis time crisis you guys were i listened to you on that show that was a
great interview and you
guys were it was fun going on and on about the grateful dead and guess where i
just played the
other night at the war field in san francisco jerry's room oh hey babe oh didn't
give anyone any time to
guess it was kind of a moot you know it was a hype it was a moot point i don't
care it wasn't like a
real game but i tell you i listened to your music gig or what did you do what
did you do it was the tim uh
the tim and eric yeah tim and eric show hey if i play uh a grateful dead song
will you be able to
guess which which live recording it is from oh my god no no i'm not that guy i
know i know i know guys
like that but i just i just been i just let me play it and see if you can take
a guess once once you
know here let me just play this one yeah go ahead and understand see if i can
jerry jerry okay that didn't work i tried red rocks i think that's like that's
80 in like portland have you
ever heard the um there it is have you ever heard them doing baba o'reilly that
uh that's online it's
the funniest thing ever they do baba o'reilly and it's like it's like from the
mid 80s and steve miller
is playing with them and it's it's just like it's the weakest weakest uh like
teenage wasteland like
there just no there's no uh force in it you know there's no like energy it's a
big miss but they all look
like they're having fun they're all oh you have it i got a little bit they're
probably high they smoke a
lot of weed those guys is this it yeah skip in a little bit listen to this justin
tell me if you
like this skip in like 30 minutes this is good listen to this
it's such a bummer when it comes when the band comes in it's such a it's such a
letdown steve
they got some short shorts in this video real short he's got like spandex
shorts
it's like steel drums
it's gonna be a lot it's gonna be a long let's get more can i skip more
sounds like they're getting off
that drum film that little snare roll is not so good
all right thank you that's enough who's singing here it's the it's that um
keyboard oh it's the
keyboard it's that guy with that
it kind of sounds like the bruce horn's booth
no brett midland brett midland yeah i think but what's really crazy if you keep
watching that clip
they they segue into tomorrow never knows whoa and they blow
yeah there it is yeah there it is that beat is not right beats wrong turn off
your mind relax
wow hey doctor
oh baby okay well uh justin we're gonna have to drop you uh academy award
nominated
actor star of um i don't know what i can't remember any of those movies uh john
c reilly just
showed you guys really truly are my heroes on those goddamn grass thank you
john just said he's a
big fan so that's kind of neat hey bon me and vick are ready to go on tour
right we're ready to go man
we're ready to go on tour anytime
i appreciate it we're guess what folks we'll uh we'll send a we'll send a bird
out there all right
it sounds good mr eaver mr eaver thanks a lot dude thank you so much take care
thanks justin all the
best be safe out there thank you thank you well looks like we've got a big
surprise a big treat
it's finally happened folks we've got a sigh oh no way a sigh has been
delivered the skies the clouds have
parted wow oh just what the doctor ordered oh thank you sir wow who knows i don't
know why don't you get
on mic for a minute if you're gonna sit here just sit down oh did you show the
did everybody see my
nutrisystem gift john before it gets overshadowed by a movie star can you show
everybody my the gift
i gave you so john i got this is uh brendan walsh he's uh hey oh yeah yeah he's
um what you set it up
you're america you got this newton you're a nutrisystems official comedian well
i've been
i've been um trying to get nutrisystem to sponsor me right that's the
difference and uh i have these
big pants camera over can we get these on camera wow i have these big pants
that i take on stage to
show that uh so people can see what weight loss like the possibilities of
weight loss and i talk about
nutrisystem and i'm trying to get them to give me som