Name: Morning Madness on WOHL with JACK BLACK! - Office Hours Live (Ep 109 5/7/20)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Morning Madness on WOHL with JACK BLACK! - Office Hours Live (Ep 109 5/7/20)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-07. Transcript available.

Morning Madness on WOHL with JACK BLACK!  - Office Hours Live (Ep 109 5/7/20)

The show is about to begin.
W-O-H-L-O-M-4.
Rock, rock, rock.
Get on your knees for the holy trinity.
I like to laugh. I like to meet people who can make me laugh. I like having fun.
Yes, I like it to laugh. I like having fun to meet people who laugh.
I like having fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. I like having fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. I
like having fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
I like having fun, fun, fun, fun. I like doing voices like a rock and roll can't.
And I'm talking for friends who can make me laugh, who can make me smile. I
like people, I like people, I like people who make fun. I like doing bits.
It's Morning Madness like a girl, shovel, and skunk.
I like doing bits.
Good morning!
Good morning, everybody. It is W-H-O-L.
It is so annoying.
It's Morning Madness.
Good morning, everybody.
Morning Madness, shovel, and skunk.
Good morning, it's Tim Heidecker.
I like having fun.
We love it.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Yeah, everybody, welcome to W-O-H-L.
It's Tim Heidecker. I'm here with the shovel and skunk.
Let's hear it.
Shovel, skunk, how y'all doing this morning?
Y'all excited for the new format?
Oh, yeah, Tim.
Great to be here, man.
So excited.
I'll tell you what, this is so exciting.
We've been working on this all week.
We just, we took a look at the show.
We took a look at every aspect of the show.
We said, how can we make this more fun, more exciting, more fun for us, more
fun for the listeners?
And we are here with a vengeance.
We are Morning Madness.
Tim Heidecker, the shovel and skunk is going to stink it.
We are here in Glendale, California, the Southland area, Southern California.
It is a hot one today.
We're going to be experiencing heat wave today.
It's at a high of 99 in the area.
You might as well be walking on the sun.
And we're going to have a lot of fun.
We're going to take your Zoom calls.
We've got Kevin Spacey dropping by earlier, later on the Zoom.
Kevin Spacey from K-Pax and Game of Thrones.
We're also going to be talking to Mike Love from the Beach Boys.
We're going to be having a lot of fun.
We're going to play some games.
We're going to be talking about just about everything you can think of.
We're going to have a lot of fun today.
Of course, as always, still go to patreon.com slash officehourslive.
Our Twitter handle is Office HRS Live.
And while you're watching, if you guys are watching on YouTube, if you guys are
watching
on YouTube right now, if you're watching on YouTube right now, go ahead and
smash that
like button.
Give us a like.
You see it right there.
Give us a subscribe.
It really helped build the show.
And let everybody know that you are a fan of Office Hours, WHOL, coming in live.
Let's take a call real quick.
Let's take a call and see what the audience thinks of the new format.
We're going to have a lot of fun today.
We're going to take your calls.
You're Zooms.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Hey, who we got on the line?
We got anybody fun?
We got Dallas Ripley on the line.
Dallas, what's going on, man?
Where you calling from?
Dude, I'm from Omaha, Nebraska.
Awesome, man.
What's going on down there?
Man, I had a question.
What do you guys think about that clandemic thing?
Oh, that video going around you on Facebook?
All the ants post?
What do we got?
Catch me up on this shovel.
What is this?
Shovel is my guy.
Shovel is my guy.
Shovel, give us the update on clandemic.
Can't wait to hear about it.
Oh, this is some nutcase cuckoo stuff.
I don't know.
You don't know what it is.
You don't know what the fuck it is, do you?
I haven't watched it, no.
All right, what is it, man?
Give us the update on clandemic.
I know what my clandemic is.
I'm going to eat a whole bunch of peanut M&M's.
I'm going to watch as many movies as I want.
I'm going to watch Kung Fu movies.
That is awesome.
So what is it?
Give us the 10-1.
Give us the 10-1.
It's just some lady that thinks she was in jail,
and then now everybody who thinks that this lockdown,
that the quarantine is like a conspiracy,
now they have some voice behind that,
like a doctor that can kind of reaffirm their beliefs, I think.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Come on.
Very hilarious stuff.
That sucks, dude.
All right, man.
We'll talk to you later, bro.
No one gives a fuck.
Yeah, no, no.
We care.
We care.
We care.
We care.
It's morning madness.
By the way, we just launched a whole...
Shuffle and skunk.
By the way, we just launched a whole mess of merch.
We got shirts.
It says, I like having fun.
I like to laugh.
We got fucking mugs, baby.
Oh, yeah.
All right, let's kick it off, man.
We got all kinds of shit going on.
If you join the Patreon, you can get a discount bundle on the t-shirt, the mug.
Patreon.com.
Slash Office Hours.
Live.
Nobody rides for free.
All right, let's kick things off with a new song.
We got a new song coming in from Kevin Spacey.
I got a feeling.
L1, fool, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.
It's not coming in, is it?
Tonight's gonna be a good, good night of feeling, ooh, but tonight's gonna be a
good race.
And a host I feel in the right space.
If I'm wrong, you can always hire Ricky Gervais.
Tonight's the night.
Please give a cheer.
There's just one reason why we're all here.
I've won awards.
I've won a few.
A Walker Fame star.
And Oscars, too.
It's just that I want it all.
A Laureus or two would look great on my wall.
I feel kind of stressed.
That's why I have come back.
Despite reviews that last year, I was really kind of whack.
Nadal is here.
He wants his bling.
If you come up here, watch that ham string.
Daly's dressed up.
First time for him.
Award for effort.
He usually doesn't win.
Tony Hawk, he wants an award.
Yeah.
But he's too old for a skateboard.
Sydney to Dan.
Could be his night.
We'll never know, because the French are on strike.
Here's what Klitschko said.
If he doesn't win, I get punched in the head.
Rocket man.
Stressed and having hot flashes.
He's not felt like this since he last watched the Ashes.
And so, my friends, let's kick things off.
I like having fun.
You might have won.
If not, they're on.
Let's start the show and see who's best.
You might just win.
You might just win.
All right, everybody.
That's the kind of music I like to listen to before I get into my weekend, if
you know
what I'm talking about.
It pumps me up.
That's Kevin Spacey with I've Got a Feeling.
Wasn't that a Black Eyed Peas song, Skunk?
I think it was.
But I think he took it to a different level.
One of the best.
I was into it.
One of the best Black Eyed Peas songs.
Yeah, you know what?
You know what I like about that?
He actually kind of messed up.
He mixed up the lyrics a little bit like Weird Al would do.
He kind of made it a parody.
It's actually a little bit of a kind of a dig at European sports.
All right.
By the way, I was looking at the news today.
Let's just get through the news real quick.
Mayor Garcetti here in Los Angeles is set to reopen parks and hiking trails
this weekend,
but hikers will have to wear masks.
You know, we have all these people wearing masks.
I'm not wearing a mask right now because I'm facing this way.
I'm not talking to the guys.
And by the way, when I came in, I'm not wearing the mask.
Vic said, I could tell you had coffee this morning.
But so if you're going to go on a hike in Los Angeles or Beverly Hills or
Hollywood or wherever,
you have got to wear a mask.
So apparently this weekend, Khloe Kardashian was asked if she was going to go
out for a hike this weekend.
And she said, if I have to wear a mask, how will people recognize me?
I'll take that as a no.
Well, I'll tell you what.
I bet the Houston Astros, people are talking about baseball, no baseball.
We don't know when baseball is going to come back.
But I tell you one thing, I bet the Houston Astros are one team that is happy
that baseball isn't returning.
Am I right, guys?
I mean, these guys were accused of cheating last year.
I think if the games were going on as usual right now, I think about half of
them would be out for baseball-related injuries,
balls being thrown at their balls, ladies and gentlemen.
Baseball.
Home run therapy.
And I'll tell you something, Nancy Pelosi's in the news again.
We saw Nancy Pelosi trying to, I don't know when she's going to get back to
work, but I can tell you something.
It might not be for a while because apparently she's just checked herself into
Chocoholics Anonymous.
All right, let's take some calls.
Is, uh, Michael!
Let's take another caller.
Michael, what's going on, man?
I can't unmute Michael, so.
Oh, yeah.
I can't unmute Michael.
Let's talk to Sam in DC, then.
Hey, Sam, how's it going, buddy?
Sam in DC?
Sam in DC.
What's going on, bro?
Excellent.
First of all, it was good talking to you last night on Please, Please Let It Be,
so thanks for taking my call.
Cool.
So, I was wondering if you guys heard about this, uh, this, uh, invasion of
Venezuela?
Nah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I talked, I talked, I talked, I was, uh, some renegades going down there, some
American patriots going down there,
trying to overthrow the government over there.
Uh, have you guys bought accounts at all, or the Insta account for Silvercore?
It's, it's very funny.
Silvercore.
Silvercore.
So, um, there's, like, photos of them meeting together at, um, uh, some burger
restaurant,
and they're all dressed up in, like, these white blouses and black ties, and,
like, they're just, you know,
planning an invasion of Venezuela.
Then, of course, a few months later or whatever, they tweet before they invade,
and then eight of them get killed on the invasion.
All right.
All right.
Thanks so much, man.
Thanks for checking in.
We got to get to our city of the day.
City of the day.
Yeah.
City of the day.
City of the day is Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Oh, my God, Jackie.
How many people out there living in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, huh?
City of, uh, Tuscaloosa, also known as the Druid City because of the numerous
water oaks planted downtown.
Tuscaloosa, Tuscaloosa.
Boy, that's a mouthful.
Shovel.
Shovel, let me hear you say Tuscaloosa.
Jesus Christ.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me your best chance, best swing at Tuscaloosa.
Tusca, Tusca, Tusca, Tusca, Tusca, Tuscaloosa.
Uh, Tuscaloosa.
Dang it.
It is 10, 13 a.m.
On the Pacific West Coast here.
We got, uh, Tuscaloosa being named the most livable city in America.
One of America's best 100 communities for young people and one of the best
places to launch a small business.
So I say, move out of the big city, get down to Tuscaloosa.
That's down there in Alabama.
I wonder what the weather is down in Alabama.
Let's find out.
It is sunny with a high of 72.
No chance of rain.
Beautiful day down there in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Let me take a look.
Let me see what TJ French is up to.
TJ with his gaming, gaming, uh, headset on.
What's going on, TJ?
How's it going?
Where are you calling in from, brother?
Olympia, Washington.
Hi-oh.
Let's get it started.
Hi-loving, W-H-O-L.
W-O-H-L.
You enjoying the format?
This is great.
This is just high octane right now.
Good morning.
W-O-H-L.
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So how can we help you, TJ?
Well, I'm a math teacher.
I'm just curious, what is the most recent content you're teaching nowadays?
Oh, man.
My daughter, she's got this, uh, you know, they change the way they...
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
I'm going to get to that later.
I'm going to get to that later, TJ.
I'm going to talk to my...
We got to get to traffic here.
It is 10.15 on the hour in California, West Coast.
We got the traffic report.
Good morning, everybody.
Rock and roll.
We got the traffic report from Captain Randy.
Randy, what's it looking like out there, baby?
Good morning, everyone.
And we're all tied.
And we're checking in on traffic here in Tuscaloosa.
Expect some lane closures around the eastbound bridge.
A project that will be closing off for several minutes and add to your commute
as you're out
and about today.
And McFarland Boulevard is going t