Name: Jason Dill, Jenny Lewis, Billy West and Robin Cooper - OFFICE HOURS LIVE (5/14/20)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jason Dill, Jenny Lewis, Billy West and Robin Cooper - OFFICE HOURS LIVE (5/14/20)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-15. Transcript available.

Jason Dill, Jenny Lewis, Billy West and Robin Cooper - OFFICE HOURS LIVE (5/14/20)

you can make me laugh all right like having fun yes i like to laugh are we on
tv having fun to meet
people who laugh come on
oh wow good morning everybody let's get some visual on me let's see me the
people want to see me
they don't want to see stand by they want to see the master tim heidecker the
inventor of comedy
the destroyer of the destroyer of comedy the destroyer of humor
good morning everybody it's tim heidecker we've got a huge show for you today
shut up
all right boys that's enough of that we must be
how are we coming in are we coming in clear i think we're off check i'm in no
you're in there
i don't hear myself you don't hear yourself cool listen we've had my lapper the
laptop's down the
laptops are down for sure i had to stop you just calm you down turn it up we
have obviously we're
starting about 10 minutes late today we had just a tremendous amount of
technical problems all different
kinds of technical problems we had issues with the mixer we had different
issues with youtube on the
youtube side and it's fitting because uh this um sunday folks we celebrated the
first the fourth
anniversary of a little show called office hours and uh i went down into the my
facebook files and found
the first broadcast listen to this doug listen to this vic hi everybody we are
live and it's the very first
attempt at um office hours we're still attempting it i know why do i sound like
i'm like 17 years old
and i'll be open here for the next several minutes and we can um talk uh-huh
about uh what's going on
let's see that was it that was the beginning of what has become a legendary
broadcast a legendary
experience we've grown this incredible community over four years we've switched
many formats of course
i believe we introduced doug to the picture first then vic came in separately
independently
and we've had nothing but success since and today's a great example of that
folks we have on uh the show
today jason dill um where's your pickle drops doug come on a famous skateboarder
i don't know i'm curious
about how people become famous skateboarding what the hell is that about it
seems like you should be
send a juve juvie juvie for skateboarding
we also are going to talk to jason uh jason dill and later jason dill
and uh we got jenny lewis later in the show we're going to talk to one of my
favorite
uh oddballs out there in robin cooper is going to be calling in robin cooper a
lot of comedy heads
know what i'm talking about there and something else that i can't talk about
anyways what should we do
matt should we jump should we skip something because we're late or should we
just stay with the plan matt
what's going on there's so much fun good stuff i don't want to skip anything
there you go let's
just run 10 minutes late what's the big deal right excuse me uh vic i'm just
saying offering my advice
what do you say dylan he he wants to just stick to the plan and if we go late
we go late i guess i'll
have to i guess i'll have to i guess i'll have to cancel cancel my lunch i got
big lunch plans today
gonna head to the west side take a few meetings uh let's we people just want to
know very quickly
what's our patreon count at the moment so we can do an update i want to do this
at the beginning
at the end of the show see if we can i think it was at 1000 uh 2147 this
morning and let's see let's see
if we can get it uh to 4 000 during the course of the show today okay folks uh
of course the merch is
still available uh we've got t-shirts mugs and if you order now you get a free
sticker with that if you're
patreon subscriber you can uh get a discount get all those things together at
once with a signed
free post excuse me a signed free postcard need i say much more let's get
through the city of the
day very quickly folks city of the day coming to you courtesy of myself and the
office hours family
city of the day is sponsored by vista print vista print business cards it's not
really i think really
no city of the day is the reason i said that the city of the day is vista california
vista was founded in 1882 incorporated in 1963 1963 is the year the beatles
formed and became a charter
city of 2007. vista is ranked as the this is this is interesting listen to this
uh vic vista is
ranked as the 130 173rd best place in california right now the weather in vista
california is the
highest 72 low of 57 partly cloudy all right on the line is academy award
winner al pacino is al pacino
there good morning good morning we had him up yeah here he is here baby hey mr
al pacino is on the phone
yes hello sir yes guess who um take a wild guess who you're speaking with one
of the greatest actors of
all time baby come on yeah i know yeah my apologies sir i uh already introduced
you as academy oh sure
no problem what did you win the academy for again he won the academy award heat
scent of a woman correct
sir you have no idea what i won for who the hell are you well that's doug he's
actually i gotta be honest
i don't i don't really remember what i want for yes sir i can tell you right
now it is for scent of a woman
now mr pacino you've called into the show before i consider you a friend of the
show i appreciate
your time uh that you've given to the show um oh thank you yeah you said you
wanted to promote
something you've been working on during quarantine let's quickly get through
that
oh you want to get through it quickly well just we have a busy show today sir
we respect all right
all right all right all right all right all right i'm working on something oh
my god i'm working on
something really really fantastic it's called the al pod she know it's a
podcast baby oh i was gonna
say that is right tim yes i know we're doing a podcast right now it sounds
almost like a like a coffee
drink the al pod china like a cure something keurig would put out but no this
isn't this is an audio
podcast that's correct i'm gonna have on some of them i got the idea from my
favorite actor uh joe rogan
mark maron they're my favorite actors of all time really so do yes wow that's
correct so your favorite
actor you've worked with the greats you've worked with i mean who have you
worked with all the best you've
worked with robert de niro diane keaton uh joe piscopo joe piscopo joe pesci
that's what i meant to say
i'm sorry and so but you're saying joe rogan is your favorite actor joe rogan
is my favorite actor
correct correct and he also does a podcast and i had a great idea i said i'm
gonna ride on your
coattails joe i saw him at the comedy store one day okay i love comedy i put a
hat on i go in i see
comedy i'm a funny guy too you know what's your favorite joe rogan movie uh or
tv show
oh you got me stumped there uh all right you know there's lots of stuff i don't
really remember
the names of these things i just know what i like pal he's laughing his sick
ass off he's a tight ass
he's a sadist all right well listen right good luck absolutely right good luck
with the podcast mr
pacino we look forward to hearing it so you're just going to talk who do you
what's the format
of the podcast it's going to be interviews i'm going to have on some of my
favorite people uh my great
friend and and mentor charlie lawton who has since passed on but we're going to
get him on the show
okay how's that gonna work wait a minute you're gonna have you're gonna have
dead people on your show
listen i don't write the rules here pal okay i just i get him on i i call up uh
i say bring charlie on
okay sometimes he comes on i talk to him sometimes what do you say i bought you
a cup of coffee it's
amazing i'm gonna have on my favorite my favorite scarf maker he makes all my
scarves his name is mr wong
he's over in uh in lewisville kentucky lewis okay all right well lewis block is
later lewis block is
later yes thank you uh mr pacino good luck we'll look for that is that going to
be on the uh is that
going to be on team is that going to be on team coco where are you going to we're
going to be able
to find the podcast what network are you associated with is it on the um freak
network uh yeah that's a
great question i'm looking for sponsors i'm looking for people who can host it
i probably
will host it in my basement i got a pretty pretty nice basement okay i mean we'll
give my love to
bev and everybody else there i don't know you're speaking oh she's great she's
great okay all right
mr pacino i got a writer a love letter all right yes all right let's uh let's
uh move things along
thank you mr pacino always a pleasure uh let's take talk to uh madeline before
we get to our guest
madeline how are you thank you mr pacino madeline oh yeah me oh hi looks like
you got the three
stooges behind you as a background that's very cool very advanced yeah so we're
in the court classic
how can we help you today madeline um i'm just observing actually fair enough
this is yeah i just
wanted to like show my stooges pride because i really appreciate listen if you're
in the zoom and you
don't want to talk to me um maybe indicate that somehow with a big x over your
head maybe you could
carve an x in your head like the like the manson girls did or something i could
do that yeah let's
do that carve everyone carve carve into your foreheads with a pen knife okay i
just wanted to be a part of
you or use a sharpie let's see if bock a lot in culver
bulk a dot polka bulk a dot what's going on there bulk of that oh nothing much
i'm technically on the
clock at work right now what do you do for a living i uh work at a music
production company i'm the
production coordinator and we make music for tv shows oh nice like yeah like
reality tv score and stuff
isn't there just like a file with about a hundred uh drops in there that you
could just be cycling
through yeah basically and you just like arrange them in different orders um i
don't know how to do
the math but it's like a hundred times a hundred is like a pajillion versions
or something okay well let's
let me get you back to work because we need those reality tv shows we're
desperate for
entertainment by the way i got to talk about this uh very quickly and then we'll
get to jason dill
jason dill thank you for your patience we started a little late today uh you
don't have that much
a problem with that people i was i got i got into several beefs since we last
spoke last week let's
by the way give a big round of applause to doug and vic for w-o-h-l last week
and matt producer matt
and wes and everybody including myself
since last week though you're the greatest man i got into a big beef with uh
terrence williams but
also this i was i made a very benign remark about uh these uh jets flying over
these flyovers these
blue angels or what thunderbirds flying over our cities and i made one reminder
can you please not do
this you know stand down gentlemen stand down and this guy jim hansen who's
like a security expert
some kind of military pundit went nuts on me he just couldn't believe it he
thought it was just the
worst guy in the world i shouldn't exist but he was like we need these flyovers
we people need he said this
he on twitter he replied to me he said we need hope and we people need
entertainment i said whoa whoa
hold on now what entertainment are we not like we have ways we have so much
entertainment right now
there's thousands and thousands of hours of garbage to consume what is one
minute less than a minute of
this oh they're coming over now get down boys get down they're coming in close
they're strafing us
i mean you know god bless the troops but who cares about planes and jets tim i
have an
i have an idea zoom zoom you know what they should do what they should use the
green dolphins do you
know about these the green dolphins yeah it's these uh these these submarines
that do swim unders okay
instead of flyovers swim unders swim unders they're not as noisy you don't know
they're there at all
actually they they inspire nothing they inspire nothing all right let's talk to
but you know our big
guest today they give us hope knowing that they're there m