Name: Jack Black Plays Movie Trivia on WOHL (aka Office Hours Live)
Uploaded: 2020-06-06T15:26:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jack Black Plays Movie Trivia on WOHL (aka Office Hours Live)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jack Black Plays Movie Trivia on WOHL (aka Office Hours Live)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-06. Transcript available.

this is a big hollywood movie star we've got none other than jack black jack
black tv movies
podcasts youtube whatever you want we've got jack black in the house jack how's
it going buddy
coming in hot yeah baby how's it going in hot it is good to see your face son
what's going on with
you how is the quarantine treating you baby damn i've never heard you like this
you got a whole
new attitude this is about energy this is about morning this is about waking
people up we've got
dj dope pound back here vick burger yeah you are coming in hot that's right
baby i've got the
caffeination going through my skin this is caffeination nation baby how about
you you got a
little iced coffee there i got a little iced coffee with a little oat milk now
jack are you up for
playing a little game here we want to help some some of our listeners out we
want to give them a
chance to win big they want to win a office hours bundle t-shirt mug but we
need you to participate
and help out and answer some what we think is some easy questions because you're
a movie star you've
been in movies for a long time you've been in hollywood movies you've been in
independent movies
you've been in cartoons you've been in kids movies you've been in every kind of
movie
you bet you're sweet ass i'm ready to play some games let me ask you one
question before we begin
you've been in so movies you're you've been in so many movies you've been in
mars attacks right
you're in mars attacks right tim burton mars attacks oh look at this coming
through look at
that's the tenacious d they're in town look at this tenacious d coming and
playing oh my goodness
where do you get those bobbleheads do people just send you those or do you buy
them in the store
it's the true it's becoming more and more true sadly our post-apocalyptic
musical comedy absolutely
one of the greatest things i've seen tenacious d do in a long time one of my
favorite things you've
ever done jack uh thank you are you ready to play the game let me ask you
something about let me ask
you one question about mars attack what was it like working with jack nicholson
jack nicholson
is he as cool as we all think he is or what's the deal with him
jack nicholson i i did not actually get to meet him all right all right all
right
no worries brother no worries but you you've met a lot of famous people though
right you've met a lot
of famous people i have over the years all right all right all right all right
let's do uh let's pick
a random caller that jack can play with how about jack who wants it bad who
wants to win the prize
pack who wants to win the prize we got a big fan here joe larocca joe larocca
okay joe joe you are
competing hello joe jack jack is competing with uh for you and if jack if jack
doesn't know the answer
maybe you know the answer but let's see how well jack knows his movies so joe's
like my lifeline i can
call on him if i if i draw a blank sure let's play it that way we have not
talked about the rules too
closely but here we go we'll start out a little easy i'm gonna say the quote
you finish the quote
may the force be
with you okay we got one
we gotta get to uh we gotta get to uh we gotta get to 10 how about that how
about that gotta get to
like taking candy from a baby now if you get if you get one wrong
you lose it all just one wrong uh maybe let's see how this goes how many how
many do i have to get
right in a row 10 in a row sir okay i mean if they're like that you've won you've
won many awards
you are one of you've got a you have a star on the hollywood walk of fame you
should know these
this should be like taking like you said like taking candy from a baby let's
see how you do
there's no place like
i'll give you a clue it's from the wizard of oz
oh he's frozen wait a minute
hold on he's frozen
uh-oh
uh fully frozen
how do we how do we let him know
oh there he is home home home he got it
i lost my wi-fi for a second there okay yeah we thought we were done we thought
the game was over
you are two in a row this is it's like who wants to be a millionaire if you get
one wrong you're done
okay now okay here's the here's the next one i'm the king of the
it's from clue here's your clue it's from titanic
world
oh we are four we have no we have three that's three we have three
keep us honest producer matt if we go if we uh lose if we if i get off track
how about this one
this is from the movie stars tom hanks it's called for remember when james cameron
said that when he won
the oscar he quoted that line it was just so awkward and horrible well one of
my favorite oscar moments
it was a little it was a little uh out of touch i guess
i don't know if anyone else but i forgot that that was a line in the movie i
thought he was just screaming that he was the king of the world i was like you're
an asshole
all right how about this tom hanks you know tom hanks have you met tom hanks do
you know
do you know who tom hanks is you know who tom hanks is i'm familiar with his
work yeah but i i'm not i'm not palsy wowsy with him we hope that he's doing
well i know he was suffering from a disease recently we hope he has recovered
this is from forrest gump my mama he's famously doing fine now yeah good my
here it is from forrest gump my mama always said life was like a box of what
jack what was life like what was what was life like for him a box i keep on
dropping out i told you i got some zoom issues but i'm back i'm back okay we
got you back my mama said life was like a box of what jack what was life like
for him chocolate
all right okay speaking of jack nicholson you can't handle the what jack you
can't handle the what
he's on fire he is on fire what does joe win if i get all these right joe wins
a office hours t-shirt mug and free sticker it is a
a prize pack you cannot put a price on they all be free wouldn't they tim
all right here we go this is the last one if you can get this right joe wins it
all
okay this is it this is 10 this is 10
this is 10 easily 10 oh we'll do what speaking of jack nicholson this is not
this is not the last one
i'm sorry i miscounted jack we talked about jack nicholson your friend your co-star
from mars attacks
you can't handle the truth
all right now i've recounted we are at the final one now this is it this is for
all the chips
in china is that fair to say all the tea in china all the chips i haven't even
had to call on joe once
i know joe you better get ready man joe are you still there joe are you still
there
i am yes what a voice you should do vo word wow uh here it is the last one if
you can clean this up
then you are home free thanks for doing this jack you are now a friend of the
show we'll be calling on
you every week love decker by the way thank you we watched all of them oh that's
so good that's what
we need folks we need celebrity endorsements we need you out there jack doing
commercials
here it is this is going to be your new favorite show by the way jack you're
going to be watching
it every week life here it is last one jack i wish you the luck of the irish
that's what i wish you
life is a banquet and most poor suckers are
life is a banquet i'm calling on joe okay hold on my life line help me out with
this one before we
go to joe i'll give you a clue jack okay okay okay this is from the film anti-mame
from 1958 anti-mame
life is a banquet and most poor suckers are
joe joe joe you've got anything for me here most most people are the anti-mame
yes life is a banquet
most poor suckers are
uh anti-mame anti-mame m-a-m-e it's my favorite movie too you know it's my
favorite i just can't
remember that all right jack you want to take a blind stab at it if you're a
writer you've written
a lot of music you've written plenty of lyrics written i'm sure you've written
uh other things
life is a banquet and most poor suckers are take a stab take a take a wild
guess
baloney oh no
oh man we were right there we were right there at the finish line the answer is
life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death
most poor suckers are starving to death from anti-mame 1958
yo i just realized you could have looked that up on google if you were on the
game
well that would be cheating we don't appreciate that but how about this why don't
we put all
you want to put all the chips on one more you want to put all the chips on one
more
a hundred percent okay now if you lose
you're you have to send us uh you'll you'll never be you're banned from the
show jack you hear that
you're banned from the show okay
so here we go but this is for it this is the double down this is the double
down round
wait so the caller doesn't win any prizes no free stickers no he's gonna he
still has a chance to win
oh i mean if he doesn't get it if he doesn't get it it's all it's all over
okay
if this is from uh kevin costner movie that's my clue if you build it he will
come
come
yes he's done it
jb jb has done it
he's won the prize back for joe
not really
not c-u-m
i thought it may will
it's he will come
yeah i have it written as
if you build it he will c-u-m
come he will come
he will ejaculate
okay
all right sir jack
where are you going son
uh what a pleasure to have you
what a great uh it was great to see you i hope you uh have a great rest of your
day enjoy the
weekend get out there
uh love you and talk to you soon
later