Name: Mark the QAnonner Reveals the Facts about Coronavirus, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
Uploaded: 2020-06-14T21:14:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark the QAnonner Reveals the Facts about Coronavirus, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mark the QAnonner Reveals the Facts about Coronavirus, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-14. Transcript available.

um we have we put out the call to an uh an uh q anon supporter and i believe we
have him on the
line his name is mark from uh calling him from wisconsin mark are you there
yeah hey um i just
i wanted to call in show your face because well i'm not on zoom i don't have
zoom technology i
the thing i want to talk about is i haven't seen any not a single demonstration
but you see them all
on tv i think this may be another case of uh liberal media just going too far
because i don't
see any in my town and q predicted that something like this was going to come
down the pipeline and
here it is i mean i just so what are you saying i don't uh let me just clarify
so by the way mark
um i want to get into sort of the specifics of your beliefs because i do
believe that there's
sort of a structure to it and that there's a sort of a hierarchy of it um and
so i want to maybe back
up a second and start from the beginning and wonder how did you get exposed or
how did you become aware
aware of the q anon uh movement my uncle who's in uh he's in local government
uh turned me on to it and uh
since then i've just been reading a lot um and there's so much on the internet
that you can find
okay and it's really interesting and clears a lot of your questions up did he
say that since you can't see
the protests they don't i'm getting to that i'm just so you you so you get
these messages from
somebody named something called q or somebody named q and he is you believe he
is an uh uh inside source
inside the government that has access to information he's leaking this
information to people like you
well it's a group of people um in in you know in government that are trying to
help donald trump
um they brought him in to rid the world of uh rid america of the satanic evil
and what what what has the satanic evil okay what what has uh q predicted that's
come true
uh it predicted that uh you know that hillary clinton would be arrested and she
was and podesta
and obama have been arrested okay what when was that i didn't see that i don't
like it
what did you well you haven't seen it you haven't seen it because they were
arrested secretly they have
ankle monitors on so they can still go around in society what good does why
would you why would
they want them to go around in society i mean i don't understand because well
because trump doesn't
want it to hinder what he's what he's still doing and the pedophile rings and
trying to get the
trafficking down and the adrenochrome is what they're all after and so he wants
to the adrenochrome
that's why they they do uh child sacrifice so they can get the adrenochrome out
of the
out of the glands of the babies and it gives them a euphoric feeling that's why
they do all this
this is some straight up pedophile crap right here so okay who's doing this clinton
and podesta are
are taking some kind of gland out of uh children and getting high off it and
the rothschilds and
all the other deep state uh uh evil people and jfk jr who's q anon uh-huh he's
he's in line with trump
and yeah helping trump uh deal with these people where's the gland yeah where
is the gland where's
the gland well i'm not a doctor but there's a gland inside babies that give out
this euphoric
adrenochrome and that's why they drink it and with coronavirus go film your
hospital is a hashtag
because there are no patients where are all these patients it's the media that
keeps saying that
there's these you know all these patients i went to the hospital and i went
into the lobby and i
started filming and they asked me to leave but before i left i saw there weren't
many patients even in
there i mean uh a couple people with sniffles or what have you and then they
told me to put on a mask
okay so let me back up to your original point that you believe that that uh
that there there aren't
protests right now well i haven't seen any with my own my my own eyes what do
you think you're seeing
when you turn on the tv what is what is it you think you're seeing when you
turn on the tv paid actors
say that again paid actors so they you see that a lot yeah who are these actors
i mean
they're being paid by who by the deep state and so they were all arrested i
thought they were all
arrested man not all of them that's why he let that hillary clinton out with an
ankle
monitor because he wants to keep fooling all the other deep staters right on
brothers
what what did you say he wants them to think that they're all real or that they're
all out and about
but they're not out and about they're actually ankle braceleted uh-huh so who's
the why isn't trump
cleaning up the rest of the deep state why can't he why can't he quell this
rebellion that's happening
right now by taking out the uh the does george uh sonos have a ankle bracelet
as well i mean
i'm just lost i don't know if soros has one or not but he i guarantee you he'll
be getting arrested
soon and they've predicted this and it's all come true and you just you have to
get off your liberal
media the fake news because once you start going deeper you see the real facts
okay what what is
let's let's do this let's mark the calendar it is uh you say that they've been
arrested there's no
real i mean i haven't seen any evidence is there other is there evidence of the
uh ankle bracelets
that are that exists online or something like can you see them or i mean how is
she able to travel
the country there's bulges i mean there's bulges in their in their lake in
their you know leg cut
pants unless they're wearing like a boot cut or whatever well what i mean she's
we've seen her
travel the country and everything like are they have they given her special
permission to travel
yeah it's yeah she can travel but she has to get special uh consideration from
donald trump
himself or jfk jr who did not die in a crash he did not die right um no he saw
what was going on well
listen martin and all those people yeah i mean here's here's my question here's
my thing it's it's uh
june 4th thursday june 3 2020 what is what is a q uh what is q predicting will
happen
so that we can kind of mark this and look back on this and say uh what is this
uh did this happen
it doesn't work that way it doesn't work that way just like you can't tell a uh
a a psychic hey
what's going to happen in 30 seconds they can't predict that it comes in in uh
you know in little
crumbs and that's what q gives us he doesn't want to spell it out because if he
spells it out no one
will believe him so he gives us crumbs and then we figure it out okay and then
well fine what what
what do you think is going to happen you know i hear a lot laughing but i just
i don't hear any facts
from your end what discrediting well vick has a question here why does he go by
the name q if
everybody knows this jfk jr well he can't reveal his true identity as jfk jr if
he did
then the whole the whole thing would be up and where is where is jfk jr where
is he does he does he live
somewhere does he have a life like he's in hiding i'm sure he does uh have some
sort of life but he
it's not like it was before where he could go out and run a magazine
where i mean what to what end like where does this what what is the how does
this resolve i mean
does jfk jr come out and like i mean trump's been president for three years now
what what's the holdup
why why isn't why hasn't this been hello why hasn't this been restored he's
been president three years
and he already has arrested a former first lady a former president bill clinton
uh barack obama another
former president they've all podesta has been arrested soros has been arrested
um you said he has
not been arrested that's okay listen i know it must be confusing what what's
your mental state during
all this like are you able to do you have a real job do you have a are you have
a life do you have a
family like it seems very stressful to be involved with this organization yeah
i do uh printer uh repair
and what have you for office buildings but that's really taken a downturn now
with the economy
which you know i mean if you want to talk about people trying to take down donald
trump that's why
this whole coronavirus thing happened it was in a lab and it's a bioweapon it
got out and they knew it
was going to tank the economy and donald trump has suffered uh because of that
and so you know you act
like once he was in president he could just change everything well he can't he's
it's he's he's trying
to turn a really long train do you have a wife do you have a wife and kids
trying to get it off do
you have a wife and kids do you have a wife and kids yeah yeah yeah what are
their names i have a wife
five kids five kids what are your kids names i'm not gonna go into my kids
names because i i don't want
i want to rename rename anonymous okay maybe you can name them uh quincy and um
quarantine you know uh
quentin does the q anon have anything to do with the quarantine they're already
named okay that's true
that's a good point you seem like a reasonable guy um are you calling for you
keeps getting quieter i
don't know what's going on i'm i have him blasting into his bunker i think it's
on his side yeah i think
it's is he running from q yeah um what let me ask you one last question mark
what do you hope
comes of this what what's your vision of the future we had alex vitale on we
talked about the vision of
the future what is your vision of the future for the country well it will no
longer be uh ruled by
satanic evil and donald trump will become a you know basically a monarch um in
which he will
be able to you know you serve at the pleasure of the monarch the government
will yeah so you'll have
presidents but trump will get to decide who becomes president like putin did in
russia and he'll clear
up all the uh satan evil are you on any medication that's not i don't know why
uh cholesterol and
uh high blood pressure any psychoactive uh medication or anything no i have
never been on any of that
do you have uh suicidal thoughts
no
why is he playing that i don't use insulin should i be huh
what is all right listen thank you mark for your insights into this strange
sort of subsect of the
culture q and i it's really not strange once you look into it i mean and you
realize that donald trump
you know he brought covet here for a reason wait wait wait wait what wait wait
wait you're saying
donald trump brought covet into the population for a that he did and b that
there's a reason for a good
reason well he brought it in because he's uh trying to or he didn't bring it in
they brought it in there
you go um someone brought it in because they wanted to tank the economy but or
it may have been trump
himself to show that he can build back the economy right interesting stuff uh
lots of 3d chess as they
say going on from the trump administration would you say uh thank you thank you
mark and uh rest well
and it seems like are you going to be very active in the uh re-election
campaign are you
going to be out there supporting president trump well i mean my town is a town
of 300 so
i don't really i mean they're they're i'm basically in trump country anyway and
me going door to door
wouldn't take too long anyway so and you were saying earlier you're wondering
why there weren't any
protests in your town not a single one all right all the best to you sir we
respect all points of view
even though we may disagree thank you all right thank you guys take care
Thank you.