Name: Vic Berger's Berthday Besh with Ryan Phillipe, Joe Dante & "Weird Al" Yankovic! (OHL Ep 122 8/6/20)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Vic Berger's Berthday Besh with Ryan Phillipe, Joe Dante & "Weird Al" Yankovic! (OHL Ep 122 8/6/20)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Vic Berger's Berthday Besh with Ryan Phillipe, Joe Dante & "Weird Al" Yankovic! (OHL Ep 122 8/6/20)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-07. Transcript available.

Vic Berger's Berthday Besh with Ryan Phillipe, Joe Dante & "Weird Al" Yankovic! (OHL Ep 122 8/6/20)

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I like having fun. Yes, I like to laugh. I like having fun to meet people who
laugh.
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I got this thing dragging on my ass.
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All right. It is, ladies and gentlemen, we have a big news for you today.
Oh, I can't believe it.
It is.
God invented my balls.
It's, it's, do you have my computer up, Wes?
I'm not hearing my computer.
It's Vicky's birthday. It's Vicky's birthday.
Let's hear it for Vick Burger.
he's with us all show he's part of the holy trinity thank you guys it's
birthday
mesh and you're invited we have an incredible show today happy birthday to vicky
boy
it's vick burgers mother birthday i don't like that let's do another take come
on take it back
it's vick's birthday turn me up yes turn me up yes sir turn me up i want
everybody to go into their
fridge right now right i want to get everybody to get in their refrigerator
go into their fridge and do what and get what out of the fridge what's
happening
if you have birthday cake if you have champagne ah sorry i've got uh something
going on here
hold on vick do you have a chevy i do uh-oh something happened oh yeah you have
to move
it there's a guy there needs to get into the gas line
okay
ladies and gentlemen if you're listening at home we're making a radical
transition
oh we got a big show today oh we got a big show
ladies and gentlemen grab it all we are ready
here he is happy birthday happy birthday
happy birthday vick burger four v h b v b four we're going to get a three shot
here
we're going to get back in your chamber
one day i didn't bring a bandana
all right stop your music we are here to celebrate the vick burger
vick burger turning 50 today 52 actually 52. it's a big one
no your birthday is actually next next month no actually no tomorrow actually
so we're a little
birthday tomorrow i got a blueberry here
turn me up
all right well done
congratulations we have a caller that wants to wish vick burger a birthday we
got a big show today
folks i want to thank you for joining me the energy is hot in here but you know
we are going
to cool down a little bit and this is vick is this really what you look like i
mean i think it
is that's what i gotta deal with yeah i'm like we're in the vick burger that's
what i see in
the mirror every day unfortunately yeah i mean this is actually you you'd be
happy to have this
much growth up here yeah i wouldn't that's why i have a hat on today christian
name
vick burger is an american treasure he truly is indeed vick burger smash cut's
hilarious
no thanks i actually don't have much of a problem with that
uh let's thanks for talking to us let me just get through a couple things we
gotta we're gonna
have a birthday celebration all day uh we're gonna run the show all day uh we
are doing this cake
which we could cut should we cut the cake matt but
okay kelly you're on live with tim heidecker on the easter sunday edition the
uh sorry the vick
burger same thing vick burger birthday bash good guest fun energy
you got kelly kelly where's kelly
are you are you are your audio is not working can you double check come on kelly
get it together man yeah
uh kelly she was playing the violin i don't know oh all right go to somebody
else
let's talk to tk come on what's up guys
that is so oh look at this getting choked up wow over quarantine i started
playing pokemon sword and shield
can we who we got on the zoom what do you got what's going on here yeah what
can you speak
yeah what's going on guys hey the floor is yours as i cut the cake happy
birthday oh thank you buddy
how old are you oh i today i am 37 but tomorrow i'm 38 so one more day of this
uh number hey he
dressed up too yeah of course wait is that real the hat i got the hat is that a
wig a wig wow you got
the wig should start selling these wigs yeah thanks thank you no thanks what
where you calling
from where are you zooming from i mean am i a dick if i don't have a slice new
york oh beautiful
a fucking slice i think i got a drop for that oh god oh no you got a hand you
got to give it to the
full oh the everybody missed it but the a piece a slice of this fabulous cake
just fell over onto the
table here but it's all right as long as i get a slice that's all right right
like how it gives
a slice of cake with no fork where's the forks i've got the forks out uh should
have brought my own
fork what do you have to say to vic today happy birthday vick oh jay thank you
thank you so much
man is it right right there i guess birthday for you um sorry i don't really
what are your hobbies
besides tennis i hope you get to do some of your hobbies oh me me me oh i don't
do tennis i don't
i don't i'm not a tennis guy you got to get him into the tennis though i i
would be a disaster on
the court but i i'm a menace on the basketball court he's a ball boy i think
you're a basketball
i was like i was a power forward when i was a kid and yeah what if a ball what
if a tennis ball
boy accidentally went on the tennis on the basketball court and he kept running
out there and grabbing their
balls he'd probably get his butt kicked that would not be good he'd end up in
jail well folks we're
not going to have the best show today because we're basically consumed with
cake i need it i need a
the cake is very good i gotta i can give you a post-it that's about it
kelly try again great does my sound working oh hi kelly how are you okay hi i'm
doing good hello tim
and doug and special happy birthday to vick oh thank you kelly hello yeah so i
have a special serenade for you just for you oh boy
hello hello
we're gonna get copyright flagged now
oh wow beautiful thank you so much and we have our first our first special
guest is here folks our
first special guest one of vick's favorite entertainers he's he's a classic
right here he
is gumby ladies and gentlemen gumby is here there's my gumby this show is going
to be like this is your
life yeah here it is gumby gumby uh gumby what do you have to say to what do
you have to say to
that oh what to say happy birthday i was just up in uh tim's uh kids bathtub
hey tim tim let me talk come on oh sorry we actually have the real i'm sorry we
actually have
the real gumby here oh my god you always do this you talk over the guest and
you've got the real gumby on
the floor is yours gumby oh well i forgot i was going to talk about now because
he interrupted me
that's what i thought gumby is not doesn't have much to say and we didn't
prepare
i've got a go fund me up um my dialysis all right what are you doing the eddie
murphy gumby bit
i've done it damn it is it that that's the gumby that's the one i also have a
go fund me my lawsuit
with teddy murphy uh-huh i was disgusting what he did on snl all right listen
we have a lot to get
through today so i want to start things off by announcing the city of the day
city of the day
matt what is this under this we have a new code apparently because somebody
cracked the code
already i'm out of the loop on this all already no no it's still some people
have gotten half of
the code but nobody's cracked it fully okay no one cracked it fully yet the
city of the day is sponsored
by flats flats flats flats decarbonation tablets okay do you love the taste of
spindrift la croix waterloo and other top seltzer brands but hate the bubbles
now there's a solution
quite literally drop a tablet in and take the carbonation out of your favorite
flavored waters
i'm not sorry to burst your bubble here i'm happy to i love it i get a case of
my my uh
what do you get to brand i get the uh waterloo's uh black cherry i love it but
every once in a while
i'd say a couple times a day i don't want the the bubbles i just want some cold
flat
flat water out of a cam with a little black cherry in it so now i just pop and
drop
pop in a flats tablet let that sit for two or three minutes and the bubbles are
gone
go to flats.com that's p-h-l-a-t-z.com office hours to order your free trial
you can get a thousand
flats tablets delivered today and if you sign up there's a thousand pack there's
also a five thousand
pack and what i do is i get the fifty thousand pack i mean you just it can't go
wrong it's a big
fairly large container but it's it's all it's i mean it lasts you probably a
year and they don't uh
if they don't run out you'll never be riding dirty when you fill up with flats
because it comes with a
no burp no fart guarantee just chug a lug and enjoy as many cases as your
hearts desire warning do not
drink the final sip of your drink after just flats uh your mouth will be filled
with a chalky mash
do not use a straw as uh i guess this is all beyond the on the on the box when
you get it but
uh i guess do not recycle your can after enjoying flats because of the chemical
i don't want to get
into all this the chemicals in the chalky mash may destroy the recycling
facility and do not put the
aluminum can in any type of waste receptacle oh boy so you can't put it in the
recycling well tim the
chalky mash is yeah the chalky mash is a problem it's a problem simply bury
your i guess they're
recommending bury your cans 12 inches deep and 16 feet from a water source
after many years the
chalky mash will break down into dust so no no not for use with plastic glass
or wood receptacles
so enjoy seltzer with no belch sir
do not use tablets that are older than 90 days well that's an issue because
i got the 50 000 pack so do not use tablets uh yeah that could cause esophageal
bleeding
or infertility or rapid hair growth not on yikes oh by the way uh flats tablets
do not work with
schwep's brand seltzer so for whatever reason they don't sucks i just bought my
my thousand pack
oh you are shrimp storage lager full of schwep's anyways i got my schwep's yeah
freezer go to flats.com
p-h-l-a-t-z and you'll enjoy all the information there all right the city of
the day is o'hara
township pennsylvania my old uh state my commonwealth located northeast of pittsburgh
o'hara township is
the home of the bayern hof bay banger hof museum of automated instruments the
weather there is light
clouds during the day leading to scattered thunderstorms through late evening
high of 84 but a low of
doug any guesses uh let's go with um eight high of 84 we're in pennsylvania we're
in the summer it's not
gonna get too low i'm gonna go 78. 78. 65. did you cheat no no you should do
that's an honest answer
yeah i would just guess honest vic over here honest vic yeah i would never tell
a lie bullseye ladies and
gentlemen that is a strike in the bowling community wow that is a home run if
you're doing baseball
it's his birthday you can cheat unbelievable no cheating i'm not a cheater um
all right so much to
get through today you know the temps what they're like yeah how is how are you
guys doing how was you
want to talk to our first surprise guest tim i'd be happy to why don't we start
man start the show
we've done our duties with the city of the day and ready for this vic i think
so
a little nervous they look like they're getting set up oh boy they they that's
a that's okay here they
are hello who's there
hello oh look at this folks wait somebody that has a baby picture of me who
could that be who's there
identify yourselves put the picture down damn it who's there oh man
it's mrs burger everybody hey guys mom and dad vb3 wow even my dad made it
today look at that
yeah your mom was having pains there uh