Name: Sunday Sweat
Uploaded: 2020-08-16T23:57:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sunday Sweat' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sunday Sweat' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-16. Transcript available.

Sunday Sweat

good eye good eye mates I'm taking a moment here
Dick Butt good to see you
Oh maybe you wanna tell your mother oh maybe well you wanna tell your dad
I'm gonna tell them we're live oh yeah we're live
Are you making this up as you go along John? No I've got sheet music right here
Thank you Chris Anderson for the $1.99
Kids are upstairs watching a movie I did a little workout get a little sweat I
play some tennis with my baby dog
I'll take a do my best to take requests if you've got super comments get a
little
If you've got super comments get the priority
If you want me to play something special but I don't know very many songs to
play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
I don't know very many songs to play
How can I convince you to play
How can I convince you to sing or play
on my Radiohead cover album?
I would do it
I would do it
I would do it
You can send it to the
Office Hours account
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
I love you so much
No, I don't know very much
No, I don't know very much
No, I don't know very much
No, I don't know very much
I'm not gonna take it
I'm not gonna take it
I'm not gonna take it anymore
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
I ain't gonna take it
No, no, I ain't gonna
take it anymore
"Believe in You" by Neil Young
is easy and beautiful
Come on, police
I mess this up
I just got a text from Doug
And
We're gonna try to do
a Office Hours
Doug's Yoga
Doug's Yoga Baba
Doug's Yoga Baba
Yoga
Yoga
Police
Arrest this
Man
If you wanna make
beautiful sounding music
You can play in the key of C
You can play in the key of C
See?
C
C
But then you do these C major 7th chords
And that's basically like this
C, C, C, B
Hit that B
And then everything else comes right into place
Everything sounds like it's almost
Just about to resolve
Everything sounds like it's almost
Just about to resolve
Everything sounds like it's almost
Just about to resolve
Everything sounds like it's almost
Just about to resolve
Everything sounds like it's almost
Just about to resolve
Everything sounds like it's almost
Just about to resolve
Everything sounds like it's almost
Just about to resolve
You know it's not too late
It's not too late
Not too late
Not too late
I could play the Layla outro
I'll play the Layla outro
I'll play the Layla outro
I'll play the Layla outro
I'll play the Layla outro
Save me by Amy Mann
I don't
You know I should get it
I could get like a chord book
Sorry I don't
How does that one go?
Save me
Save me
Save me
Save me
Save me
I'll play the Layla outro
I'll play the Layla outro
Oh, Robert Wyatt solo albums
That sounds good
Cooked Chinese Chicken
And the loud loud dang gonna make his way to his broken heart
Have me some of that cook
How does that go?
Write a song for me, Ramp Face
Well, I score at the top of your head
And I glide on down to the bottom of your mouth
Yes, I'm
Go on down the ramp
Go on down your ramp
Bass turn says, "Please stop."
You know what?
I'm out of here.
I'm out.
Because I gotta keep playing
Yeah, I gotta keep playing
Well, thank you, Otta Connor
As much as I...
Everyone asks me to play Randy Newman
As much as I love him
I don't know how to play
Any...
Any of his songs
I'm alone...
I'm alone...
I'm alone...
Under the ground...
I don't think I'm getting out of bed...
I don't think I'm getting out of bed...
I don't think I'm getting out of bed...
I don't think I'm getting out of bed...
I have one of those nights...
I don't think I'm getting out of bed...
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I don't think I'm getting out of bed...
I don't think I'm getting out of bed...
I've been driving to bed...
I've been out and about...
It gets so sad...
I don't want to scream and shout...
I don't care...
All the things that you do...
When I'm on in the day...
When I'm gonna be...
That I'll leave...
It must be a leave...
Gonna be...
It must be a leave...
Gonna be...
Oh, it should be a leave...
Gonna be...
What you're doing to me?
I want...
I want to let you know...
You're meaning to me...
Sorry...
I can't do it...
Oh...
This ain't a show...
This ain't a show...
It's just a hang...
I love my ingrowed toenail...
My ingrowed toenail...
My ingrowed toenail...
Is a bleeding...
Is a bleeding...
That said...
If you tip me...
Five and above...
I will use your lyric...
In a song...
All proceeds go to...
Office Hours Live...
General Fund...
Keep things going...
Keep things going...
Keep things going...
Keep things going...
Gotta keep the lights on...
You know...
Oh...
It's so hard these days...
Oh...
It's so hard...
These days...
You gotta keep the lights on...
You gotta keep the lights on...
Keep 'em the lights on...
Keep 'em the lights on...
Keep 'em those lights on...
Keep 'em those lights...
Lights on...
Keep 'em those lights...
Lights on...
Keep 'em those lights...
Lights on...
You gotta keep the lights on...
You gotta keep the lights on...
Yeah...
You gotta keep the lights on...
Oh...
It gets so hard...
These days...
Yes...
It does...
I'm sorry...
So...
So...
Sorry...
To say...
Oh...
It doesn't...
It doesn't get along...
These days...
Sing a song about doing a poo...
Off a cliff...
Oh...
Calm down everybody...
Okay...
Taquito...
Broke the Taquiter...
Perhaps he did...
Oh...
It can get so hard...
Oh...
Oh...
If I could have poutine for supper...
I would lie...
But I would...
I would live in America in the poutine...
I'm missing...
Oh...
Is this ain't no living on your new album?
No...
It's not...
Sarah...
It is not on my new album...
That's just a one-off...
That was...
The album was done...
It's not on my new album...
It's not on my new album...
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