Name: Top TEN Most DEPRESSING Animals! (Jack Stratton, Rodney Dillard, Josh Owens on OHL Ep 125 8/27/20)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top TEN Most DEPRESSING Animals! (Jack Stratton, Rodney Dillard, Josh Owens on OHL Ep 125 8/27/20)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top TEN Most DEPRESSING Animals! (Jack Stratton, Rodney Dillard, Josh Owens on OHL Ep 125 8/27/20)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-27. Transcript available.

Top TEN Most DEPRESSING Animals! (Jack Stratton, Rodney Dillard, Josh Owens on OHL Ep 125 8/27/20)

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We have the Ukraine, we have Belgrade, no, Lithuania, the Czech Republic, and
so many more!
Dog, give me a country, you son of a bitch!
Lithuania, Lithuania, Poland, Germany, Italy, Australia, Kenya, Nigeria, Chad,
South Africa, Brazil!
Bill, if you hear your country of origin or the country you're living in now,
give us a subscribe, give us a like, send a link to your friends, join us at
patreon.com slash officehourslive.
I am joined, it is Thursday morning, the date is, Vic, hit me with the date, I
need it now.
It is the 27th of August.
It's the 27th of August, 2020, 10 a.m. here in the Pacific time zone in Glendale,
California, coming from the Heidecker compound, where Vic is now living with
his family.
And, uh, Doug is also living, sleeping out on the front yard in a tent.
Enjoy yourselves a cup of Three Stooges coffee and enjoy the show!
There we go.
I've got my Three Stooges coffee, and it is, it's filled with tacks!
It's filled with tacks and nails, those sons of bitches, they've done it again.
Well, well, well, we are happy to have you, happy to, uh, deliver another fresh
show for you.
Uh, lots to do today, lots to get to.
I don't want to waste too much time on the garbage we usually do to start the
show.
I've already done way too much, randomly naming countries.
No one wants to hear that, no one's impressed by it.
Who cares?
I could literally have a list of countries pulled up, and I do not.
That's not who I am.
Thank you, Tim.
Today on the show, we have, uh, a lot of, uh, exciting, uh, guests.
We have, of course, what the hell is this?
I've got the, the wrong thing in front of me.
Office hour show notes.
Look at this.
It's an old, old, old.
How'd you do that?
I don't know.
Oh, you gotta scroll up.
Oh, why did, why do we keep old lists?
Posterity.
Posterity.
Uh, we have, uh, from Wolfpack, from the band Wolfpack, uh, Jack Stratton.
One of my favorite names, I think, now.
Oh, yeah.
Listed as my, he's, he'll be, hopefully he'll be Stratton it on the show with
the six train.
Uh, Rodney Dillard from one of my favorite groups, uh, and he's got a new album
out, the Dillards.
Uh, basically.
Oh, God, I'm a country boy.
Founding fathers.
Me.
For me.
For me, they're one of the founding fathers of what we would call the country
rock sound.
Uh, progressive bluegrass, a lot of people have said.
And Josh Owens, who used to work for our friend Alex Jones here.
Uh, who is going to spill the beans, which he's already done in an article that
came out a couple years ago.
But we're getting guillotines ready.
We're going to ask him the real questions about what does Alex Jones smell like?
How much does he truly sweat?
How much weight?
Uh, how, how much does he weigh, frankly?
What a terrible question to ask.
And when will he pass from some kind of artery, some kind of heart disease?
I feel the very heavy heart that I'm going to have to expose the situation.
I'm not going to do it today.
I've got too much going on.
COVID-19 is a scam.
He never has time to get to the bottom of any of this stuff.
Got to push it off to another day.
Um, you know, we, uh, we do want to send our, our thoughts and, uh, uh,
concerns to what's going on in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
We have set up, uh, for the super chat today.
Uh, if you've ever engaged with that, uh, the super chat will now be collecting
donations for the Milwaukee Freedom Fund.
Uh, and also for, uh, we're going to split it with justice for Jason, uh,
justice for Jacob Blake.
That's the victim's family.
Uh, and all those donations, we will match up to $500.
So hopefully we can raise a thousand bucks, split it and send it off from the
office hours family.
Matt, anything you want to add to that that I should let my people know about?
No, I mean, that's, you know, that's what we're doing.
It's another day in hell.
Another day in the failed state of the United States of America.
A disgrace.
I saw something, uh, of course I see everything, but I saw somebody, I guess
last night was
saying that like, you know, they keep blaming all this stuff on the democratic
mayors, the
democratic congressmen and, or the democratic governors.
And, and there's somebody said last night, like these aren't on Donald Trump's
watch, but
wasn't this the guy that was like, only I can solve it.
And I, you know, it's like, he's gonna, he's the, the buck stops with him and
he's in charge.
And it's like, the guy takes no responsibility.
Right.
I mean, I don't know what he would do in this case.
And they show these clips of stuff and they're like, this is Biden's America,
but Biden is
not president right now.
It's Trump is.
And a shout out to the, I mean, because they all listened to the show, the
shout out to
the, the basketball players and the baseball players.
We love you.
I thought it was, I like watching people work hard.
There you go.
I thought it was beautiful what they did.
That speech was beautiful from the Milwaukee bucks.
I don't know where were they, they were in the playoffs.
Does anybody follow, I don't follow basketball at all, but they were in the
playoffs.
Currently a playoff game.
And does that mean they lose the forfeit or is it like, you know what I mean?
How's that work?
I don't know.
Let's, let's find out from our listeners.
Somebody could tell us maybe Jay is chiming in on the, on the chat.
What they did was they lowered the basket.
They had to lower the basket.
Oh, thank you for, to Ryan Thomas, who said my walks are paying off.
I'm wearing a sort of a slimming shirt today, but I am, the pounds are dropping.
I've not been able to walk since my injury.
My foot, you could see Doug, the back of my foot is, it's a, it looks like ham.
It looks like sliced ham back there or salami.
Um, I can't put shoes on.
I'm, I mean, I'm wearing flip-flops essentially because the injury was so bad,
but, uh, yes.
So thank you.
Walk it off.
I can't.
What I've been doing is smaller workouts and I've been biking.
Cause I can bike.
Um, I got my motorcycle out.
You know, like, um, cartwheels and stuff.
Absolutely not.
Um, no, but, but spot you, if you want to, I can teach you backflips.
I don't want to learn backflips.
No, you got to do the backflip diet.
It's just new.
The backflip diet.
That, I mean, you would, you would strengthen your core quite a bit if you kind
of mastered
the backflip.
If you do 10 backflips a day, Tim, I guarantee you'll feel better.
Let me try.
So where do you start?
Where do you start with the backflip?
Oh, you kind of start straight and then you kick down and then you, you throw
up and then
you tuck.
You got to tuck.
The pounding.
And then I just go back.
You go straight up actually.
And then you tuck.
I don't think I can do it.
No.
I could, I'd have to really commit.
Spot them.
I'll spot you after the show.
Go bucks.
Fuck races, funk racism.
OHL forever says trombone Lear for $10.
Thank you for that donation.
Trombone.
I just want to cry.
Please make me laugh.
We're trying.
I'm going to do a backflip to make you smile.
I'm not really thinking about trying to do a backflip.
I'm doing a bit, a sketch.
I'll tell you, a tremendous sketch I did for the boys.
I took a sip.
I said, wait, did I do that on the show or before the show?
It was before, I think it was before.
It was before the show.
I gave that away for free.
No, it was during the show.
It was during the show?
It was during it.
If we get to 4,000 patrons, subscribers, we will, all three of us, all four of
us, learn backflip.
I used to do gymnastics when I was little.
I did.
I was on the gymnastics team in high school.
I walked the beam.
You were?
Yeah.
I was.
The beam, that's a girl.
All right.
I was the only guy in the class, so that might make sense.
By the way, God, there's so much to get to.
It's just impossible to do this show.
I don't, I mean, if we can't get to everything, let's not get to anything.
That's my motto.
Tim.
Doug.
Tim.
Doug.
This is important.
This is all important, but.
Vic.
I'm going to have to go.
Vic.
I sent you guys a great clip.
Well done, Vic.
Vic line.
It was that really sad and really scary I'll be gone in the dark documentary
about Michelle McNamara, a friend of mine who's sort of helped catch the Golden
State Killers on HBO.
But there was this old footage of these rape guys who were rapers, rapists,
sitting around in this sort of discussion room.
I didn't grab that drop, Tim.
Okay.
I didn't think that was.
I have it.
Can I hear it?
Can I hear it?
Vic.
He raped, then murdered a woman.
Thank you.
What a great drop to have on hand drop.
That is good.
But Vic, you shouldn't have it.
I think Doug should have it, right?
Because Vic murderer.
Vic murderer.
Vic is with us today, as always.
Well done, Vic.
Thank you, Tim.
Turn me up.
We have them all.
Everybody's accounted for.
I wonder if Rodney Dillard is watching this on his home computer right now
going, I'm out of here.
Let's slow things down.
Let's change the pace.
News of the day concerning office hours.
Drop concert.
Everyone wanted, you know, this is a drop of huge news.
Speaking of drops, we are going to be having a drop concert live this Saturday,
August 29th, on YouTube.
Correct, Matt?
Yes.
But here's the shtiel, the deal.
Here's the real deal.
Patreons only will be invited to watch live, but we're filming it
professionally, in a way.
Ish.
With professionals.
I'm a professional, by the way.
Wes is a professional.
And we'll be editing it into what we're going to call Drop Concert the movie.
And we'll be bringing that to you at a later date, hopefully, sometime this
fall.
Let's go.
Thank you for all the kind words.
We can talk about my new single, Nothing, that's been released now.
You can still pre-order Fear of Death.
And we have t-shirts, a new brand of t-shirts, a new batch of t-shirts.
What's unique about this is that it's a limited edition t-shirt in terms of the
pre-order.
Matt, give us the heads up on this.
It's pre-order only, one week.
Thank you.
Shirts and totes, get them while they're hot, and then they go away forever.
More.
Link in the description today.
Now, where would people, we can't show this shirt on the show at the moment.
We don't have that technology.
That would be a good technology to have.
It would take some doing.
After hours.
The shirt is essentially a beautiful lithograph of Casey Kasem, and on the top
it says,
want another one?
They can just click.
They can just click.
All right, fine.
I'm just trying to, I'm trying to help.
Want another one?
There are, there are people with impaired sight, Matt, who might be interested
in this information,
so you know.
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