Name: Tim Heidecker - Property (Official Audio)
Uploaded: 2020-09-16T11:16:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Property (Official Audio)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Property (Official Audio)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-16. Transcript available.

Are there gonna be cemeteries a hundred years from now?
Can someone tell me how we won't resist the urge to turn it into property?
Property, money making property
Oh, property is all they'll see in those fields of green
Oh, the dead won't care, they'll just be lying there
Hanging out, just growing hair
They gotta know we're running out of space to live up here
Put a high rise up and they would be a fool if they didn't see it with a
swimming pool
Seven stories and seven below for the parking lot
They could put a coffee shop on their first floor
Property, property, money making property
Property, property, money making property
Oh, property is all they'll see in those fields of green
They buried those bodies with the best intent
Yes, they did
But those boxes could be turned into red
And you know they will
Don't blame 'em, everything changes
We did it to the Native Americans
Don't blame 'em, everything changes
All you can do is
Keep on living
Keep on living
Keep on living
And property
Property
Mm, that property
Oh, property
Is all they'll see in those fields of green
Oh, yeah, the fields of green
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah