Name: WOHL Morning Madness XTRA LARGE with Sam Seder, Paul Rudd, Mike Love, Neil Hamburger (OHL Ep 127)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'WOHL Morning Madness XTRA LARGE with Sam Seder, Paul Rudd, Mike Love, Neil Hamburger (OHL Ep 127)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-18. Transcript available.

WOHL Morning Madness XTRA LARGE with Sam Seder, Paul Rudd, Mike Love, Neil Hamburger (OHL Ep 127)

I like having fun. I like having fun. W-O-H-L on for rock. Rock. Rock. I like
having fun. It's Morning Madness. Extra large with Heidegger, Shovel, and Skunk.
I like having fun. I like to laugh. I like to meet people who can make me laugh.
Come on! I like having fun. Good morning, everybody! Alright, let's hear it out
there! Let me see it, I'm zoomed!
Let me see those YouTubers! Good morning, everybody! It's W-O-H-L. Extra large
edition.
Three hours this morning, we're going to be with you right here, live from Glendale,
California.
I got the Skunk. I got the Shovel behind me. Boys, I need you to ramp it up.
Come on! I need some big energy in the house.
I need to get high! Push! Push me hard! Push me down! Push me down! Come on!
Go on!
Woo-hoo! Alright! We're rolling now!
One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.
Alright.
The show is about to begin.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. I'm Tim Heidecker. Welcome to the W-O-H-L
Marathon.
We are coming to you live from Glendale, California. It's September 17th, 2020.
10.02 a.m. here on the West Coast.
Good morning to you, Shovel. What's going on over there in your neck of the
woods, brother?
I'm just digging. I'm digging. I'm just digging.
I get that.
Where the hell's the music? Come on, push.
I don't want any dead air.
We don't do dead air on this show, ladies and gentlemen.
We rock. We keep it pumping. We love doing it.
It is good to be here, Vic.
I like to call him skunk.
What's up when you're in the neck of the woods, skunk?
Good morning. I'm very pumped here.
Morning!
I've been chugging coffee since the moment I got up.
Hyper-caffeinated. Vic is going to have a good time today.
The skunk is stinking.
Came in spraying hot.
Spraying the good stuff.
Producer Matt just launched to my left.
We got a big show today, Matt.
I think you know more than anybody
that we've been working on putting this show together now
for a couple weeks.
It is good to be back in the OHL studios.
Good to be back broadcasting live out there on YouTube
if you're listening at home on the podcast.
We thank you for subscribing.
We ask you to join patreon.com slash office hours live.
We got past 3,000.
Now we're looking at something like 4,000, 5,000 patrons
by the end of the month.
Never seen growth like this before.
It's exponential!
Let's hear a little ACDC to get us in the mood.
All pretty music.
He's living, living free, isn't taking on a one-way ride.
Ask for nothing, leave me be.
Fuckin' to everything that I strive.
Don't need reason, don't need rhythm.
Ain't got nothing where I'd rather him do.
Goin' down, party time.
Life isn't gonna look what they're due.
I'm on a highway to hell.
Come on, everybody.
Highway to hell.
Yes, indeed.
Highway to hell.
I'm on a highway to hell.
All right.
We got lots to get to, ladies and gentlemen.
We got a good show for you guys planned.
We have, we go through some of the guests today.
We've got Mike Love coming up on the show later on.
Mike Love, obviously one of the legends of rock and roll.
And we're going to be speaking with Donald Trump Jr., son of the president.
Obviously a guy that's out there campaigning hard every single day for his dad.
And, you know, the guy's, he's a, he's a, he's a compelling guy.
He, I don't agree with him on everything, but you got to admit the guy knows
how to communicate.
And he's, he's, he's fiery.
He's got a lot of energy going on.
I don't know what's behind that.
Creepy, creepy, creepy shit.
But he is, he's a firebrand and he cares and everything, but you got to at
least admire him.
I mean, he goes out, he gives it all, he gives it all his own.
You know, he doesn't, he doesn't stop.
And he, he, he's up nonstop tweeting and he's, he's on social media, even when
he's not out in the public eye.
So I admire that, even though I don't always agree with everything.
The guy, the guy, the guy's an influencer in a big way.
And, uh, I think we're just getting, getting started to see sort of his, uh,
political career.
I think he's going to have a really, I mean, some people are saying he's going
to run for president one day.
Many people.
Thank you.
Um, lots going on in the news.
Oh, we're going to say we got, uh, Mike Love.
We got Don Jr.
Our old friend, Jay Weingarten is going to join us later.
He's got some, some tricks up his sleeve.
Of course, we have, uh, also the great Neil Hamburger and a couple of surprise
guests that you're going to want to stick around for.
We all good?
Apparently we got some YouTube sync issues.
Not surprised.
Uh, all right.
So listen, like I said, folks, there's a lot going on in the world.
Um, I was looking at the news today.
Have you guys seen this, uh, hurricane Sally down there in Florida?
How many Florida, uh, fans we have out there.
We got a lot of people down there in the sunshine state.
There we go.
Somebody's waving.
Uh, Florida is experiencing so much rain here from this hurricane Sally.
They said that Sally has dumped four months of rain in four hours.
Can you believe that folks?
Four months of rain in four hours.
Thank God.
I'm a country boy.
I thought, wow, geez, maybe they should rename it Hurricane Cardi B.
That's some wet ass Florida you got down there.
Am I right, guys?
Some laugh.
Speaking of Florida, uh, presidential candidate Joe Biden was caught chilling
to some reggaeton down there in Florida.
He was playing that hit song, uh, Despacito on stage.
Did you guys catch that?
Did you see that skunk?
Oh yeah, I saw that.
He's playing Despacito on his phone.
Nice.
He has a little iPhone house.
It was a nice moment.
It was kind of a cute moment.
It was kind of a cute moment.
It was kind of a nice human moment.
But I was kind of thinking, geez, I mean, you know, you think the, knowing the
typical age group of the Biden voter,
you think he'd be playing Desperado by the Eagles.
Eagles, obviously a classic rock boomer favorite.
And speaking of Joe Biden, Jim Carrey is set to play the ex-veep on the
upcoming season of SNL.
Reached for comment, Biden reportedly said,
Everybody's talking about Tiger King star Carol Baskin joining Dancing with the
Stars.
Tigers may be endangered, but I feel bad for her dancing partners, right?
I mean, they're the ones in danger, just like her husband she murdered.
Am I right, skunk?
So she murdered him.
You guys were laughing at these jokes earlier.
I don't know what's going on.
I tell you what, who the hell is going to be her dancing partner?
Is it going to be Tony Robbins?
Are we going to have Baskin and Robbins dancing together?
Is that the new sort of dancing partnership that's coming?
You got to wonder if she'll be Baskin in her glory after she wins.
I'm just kidding, folks.
I'm kidding.
I'm having fun.
We're following so much stuff going on right now.
We're going to have a great show.
Please stay with us.
We have, obviously, the City of the Day coming up.
We'll talk about the Eagles a little bit.
Football season is here.
I'm so excited about football being back.
How many people are just thrilled about football being back?
How exciting is this, ladies and gentlemen?
We couldn't be happier that the boys in their pads are throwing the ball, the
pigskin, and
getting TDs and field goals and all the rest.
Tackling.
And I am so excited.
You know, I'm an Eagles guy, and we got game two, week two coming up on Sunday.
Rams, Eagles, LA versus Philly, kind of a classic matchup there.
And listen, you know, we didn't get off to the greatest start.
We're 0-1.
We lost to the Washington whatevers last week in a late game sort of meltdown
from Wentz.
But...
Do they really have to drop their name?
They can't use the mascot anymore.
That, you know, that's all.
I don't want to get canceled, Vic.
So I'm kind of going to go.
I'm going to plead the fifth on this one.
I mean, you know, we also don't want to offend any Eagles either.
If any Eagles are swooping by and they happen to hear us talking about them.
So, you know, listen, I don't want to get political here.
I want to talk football.
I like Wentz, but he needs to step up and he needs to show us on Sunday that he
is the leader that we expect him to be.
Because this is a ship that is going towards a waterfall, like a Niagara Falls
situation, and it needs to change course now.
Peterson needs to get the group together in the locker room and tell them that
they need to...
Wait a second, Pete Wentz is the coach of the Eagles.
Not Pete Wentz, Carson Wentz.
Fallout boy.
So, Doug, you got all your hopes pinned up on the Chicago Bears, is that right?
That's right.
The Monsters of the Midway.
That's my team.
Another team that's 0-1, so it'll be interesting to see how they adjust and
adapt.
Well, give them a chance to warm up.
Let's just look at sort of the schedule.
Bears don't come out and win the first game.
Everyone knows that when they win the Super Bowl, they always lose their first
game.
So, this is looking good for the Bears.
Well, let me tell you something.
I've never been more scared about the Eagles' offensive line.
This is an article from Seamus Clancy in the Philadelphia News.
You got to be concerned about where they are right now.
That offensive line is in really serious trouble.
And we're going to see how...
They're going to be tested on Sunday, and we're just going to see if they have
what it takes to conquer the season.
So, I'm rooting for them.
We're going to check in on all things Eagles later in the show.
Well, the Bears are coming up against New York this weekend.
There you go.
New York Jets or...
Giants.
Giants.
Yeah.
That's going to be such an interesting game to watch.
It's going to be an interesting game, Tim.
I can't wait to see how those two teams match up.
I mean, that's sort of, in the offseason, one of the games I was really looking
forward to watching.
So, I'm going to check that out.
Yeah, we'll see if they can get the yardage they need for the win.
But our offense is looking pretty strong.
It's a young team.
I hear that much.
We've got Alex Bars.
Do you know...
Pop quiz.
See if you can guess the weight on some of the Bears.
I know you like to memorize stats and things.
Alex Bars.
Alex Bars.
Lineman.
I don't see my chat now, Matt.
Sorry.
I've got a...
I got you.
I'll write you in there.
We are coming up on City of the Day time.
City of the Day.
Yes.
Thank you.
We're already a little behind.
You're interrupting Doug's...
You don't care how much the Bears weigh?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Sorry.
So, what am I guessing?
The weight?
Let's go with Alex Bars.
Alex Bars.
You know, he's at two...
I just looked at this, too.
270.
You know what?
He gained a few pounds.
Now he's 314 pounds.
He is right.
That's 65.
He was 270 last year.
Yeah.
Deion Bush.
Remember what his weight?
Deion Bush.
Can you guess his weight this season?
120?
Out of Miami?
150?
No, not 150.
250.
You were right last year, but now he's down to 200.
All right.
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Now, the City of the Day, we have a prediction where there's always a code.
There's always a strategy, a plan behind the cities, why we pick them, in what
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