Name: News Junkie Sam Seder is an Uncooperative Guest (Office Hours Live Interview)
Uploaded: 2020-09-18T20:12:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'News Junkie Sam Seder is an Uncooperative Guest (Office Hours Live Interview)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'News Junkie Sam Seder is an Uncooperative Guest (Office Hours Live Interview)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-18. Transcript available.

Hi from the majority report Sam Sader, Sam Sador, Sader, Sader. Sam, thanks for
joining us.
My pleasure, Tim. Thank you so much for being here, Sam. What's going on? It
looks like you're
in your little studio there. I am in my studio. I am, you know. So you're like
a news, you're
kind of a news junkie or a political junkie? Well, I'm not a junkie per se. I
mean, I do
commentary and analysis, political analysis and interviews. You don't really
get on the
ground though. You don't really go out into the streets and talk to the real
people out
there. I don't see a lot of that from you. You seem like you're kind of down in
your basement
there doing your broadcast every morning, which is great. I'm not actually in a
basement.
I'm on an office. Metaphorically, you're sort of apocryphally. Well, I mean, I
interview
politicians and academics and authors. Like a Joe Rogan or somebody like that?
A little
squirt. Well, I mean, I interview people like Joe Rogan, but not necessarily
the same
people. Interesting stuff. Okay. Have you ever interviewed anybody like, you
know, celebs
or anybody like that? Wow. I mean, I guess. Yeah, probably. That must be cool.
Who's the
famous? All right. Hey, hold on. I'm just warming this thing up. Skunk. Go
ahead. The question
from the shovel is, who's the most famous person you've interviewed? Did you
lose sleep the night
before? No. All right. I mean, I've interviewed, I don't know, filmmakers and
musicians and actors.
How cool is that? Huh? Well, I'm hearing like a bunch of different. Yeah. Yeah.
That's the guys.
All right. Chill out. This is going to, we're going to talk serious politics
now. I'm going to,
I'm going to talk straight with you, Sam. When it comes to journalism, who is
your guy? Is it
Don Lemon, Donnie Deutsch, or Chris Cuomo? I'm not necessarily a fan of any of
those people,
to be honest with you. Okay. So you don't listen, you don't, you're not
checking in on Don Lemon.
My thing is, I like Don's kind of attitude. He's kind of just like, he's done.
He is done with
Drumpf and the Mr. Cheeto in charge. Right. But Donnie's interesting. Donnie
Deutsch is interesting
because he kind of has a relationship with the president. He goes back with him.
But I love Chris
Cuomo because he seems to give zero fucks. Right. I, well, are we going to talk
about Belarus?
Because, um, the floor is yours, Sam. What's going on in your, because is this,
does this have anything
to do with sort of what's going on with the socialism in America now in the Antifa,
whatever, what in
terms of, cause I know Belarus is close to the USSR. Right. Well, um, I, I, I,
uh, so who's behind all
the, who's behind all these protests? Well, the, the, the citizens of the
country, and that was sort of,
you know, I, I, I had mentioned to Matt that we were, he was interested in, uh,
that you might be
interested in, in talking about the protests that have been taking place. Who's
the most famous person
from Belarus? I guess maybe Lishchenko, the dictator. Oh, good. This seems like
a bad guy. So I'm not,
I, I guess, I guess, I guess what I'm trying to drill, drill home. I'm not
super familiar with the,
the details of this story, but whatever you, maybe you can give us the top line,
give us the headline on
it. Well, this guy is possible because we have entered entertainment news
coming up in about 10
seconds. Let's go. Okay. Well, the, the, there's been a dictator there for, uh,
a quarter of a century
and, uh, there's massive protests. And I think to a certain extent, there's
stuff that we can learn
from what's going on there. Well, history is always an interesting teacher. We
can look at sort of big
events. World War II is a great example, or sort of the mission to the mission
to the Apollo missions.
Um, and even like sort of the Manson scene or whatever it was in the sixties,
the whole Woodstock
generation, all those sort of events I think are interesting to sort of look at
and draw. Um,
I don't know how to say it sort of lessons. Lessons. Yeah. You can kind of
observe them and say, huh,
well, that happened. Right. Right. Well, that's one of the reasons why people
study history.
So there you go. All right. Go ahead. We got some question in from this, uh,
shovel here. What
about the fire? Sam, are these caused by Antifa super soldiers? Who's starting
the fire? Sam,
do you have information? I know you work with a lot of these people and sort of
talk to them,
have them on your show and sort of give them a platform. Literally the FBI put
out a notice saying
that what you're talking about is just, uh, is, is a hoax. And you believe the
FBI, you believe
the, uh, Comey led FBI. Oh, the federal bureau of imbeciles. Okay. What about
Peter Strauss?
Peter struck. Is he one of your close personal friends? Is this is Peter Strauss
giving you this
information? I think it's Peter struck him and his lover, Lisa page. Right.
Okay. Well, you're,
you're going to, you're going to dodge this one. Like you've dodged everything
so far, but let me ask you
this. Okay. How excited are you to see this fucking election over with? I think
I'm done hearing
about it. Well, I, I mean, I would, I would prefer it be over by now as well.
So great to have you on
the show, Sam. I gotta let you go because we've got entertainment news with, uh,
Lindsay Broad. Uh,
who do you have on the show today? I want to give us a little plug.
Are you talking to me? Yeah. Sam, uh, who's on your show today and who do you
have coming up?
Uh, tomorrow on the program, uh, Virgil, Texas from Chapar Trap out. Ooh.
And what does he, does he got a movie coming out or something like that? What's
the purpose of having
him on? Well, it's a show where I discuss politics and so I'll update people on
the news. Right in
your wheelhouse, huh? Listen, I want you to give a second look to Don Lemon,
Chris Cuomo,
and Donnie Deutsch. I think those guys have their finger on the pulse. I mean,
I'm familiar with both
of those guys. I mean, I know, uh, yeah. So I'm just telling you, the three of
them should have their
own show together. I would love to see them. They're on different networks. So
there's always room for
growth and change there. But Donnie's always interesting to hear his
perspective. He's a
New York insider coming from a marketing background. I keep hearing a bunch of
different stuff.
I apologize to the guys. The guys are just so excited to have you on the show.
But listen, listen, you gotta admit Chris Cuomo gives zero fucks. Can I get you
to say that on
the record? I'd love to have a sound bite of that. Uh, Chris Cuomo doesn't care
about stuff.
Not exactly what I asked for, but thank you, Sam. And you should be so good as,
as Chris Cuomo and Don
Lemon and Donnie Deutsch. You should be so talented. Right. And I hope that you
understand that there's
room for growth there for you, that those guys are at the top of their game and
every night.
No, I appreciate that, Tim. Thank you. All right. Thank you, Sam. Good luck
with your
future. Good luck with the show. Let it go. I will. All right. Goodbye then.
We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. You guys got like a real attitude
about...
Has he never heard the show before? I mean, what in the world? I don't think he
had his coffee
today. I don't know. It was sort of like, he got so defensive. He got so
defensive. As soon as
I bring up Chris Cuomo, he's like... You got up on the wrong side of the bed.
You bring up anything
political with the guy and he just goes... I mean, it's so defensive. Yeah. And
I was like,
I think I triggered him, actually. I mean, I triggered him. I brought up the
competition.
A little snowflake over there. Yeah. He likes to talk politics if it's stuff he
wants to talk about.
Yeah. And also it's like, well, oh, oh no. Don Lemon isn't too, isn't, isn't
like perfectly aligned
ideologically with him because Don Lemon's actually, he tells it straight and
he's sort of in the center.
That's what they do. They silence. It's probably more of a Daryl Strawberry fan.
That's a baseball guy. I don't get that, but... Baseball guy? Yeah. No, Sam's
not
welcome back on the show. I mean, that was so disrespectful. I felt like I was,
I was like in a court proceeding. I was really, it was like a,
like a deposition. This guy was sitting there with arms crossed and just like,
what? What's going,
what? Who? Who's Chris Cuomo? Who's Chris Cuomo? Guy's literally running prime
time at CNN.
And a guy that suffered through some of the, the, at the beginning of the
pandemic,
this guy was flat on his ass because he was, he's a hero. He's a hero guys.
And I'm sick of this Sam Seder coming on my show and defaming this, you know,
somebody like Chris Cuomo. So I got worked up on that, but bad guy.
I'm sick of this Sam Seder coming on my show, but I'm sick of this Sam Seder
coming on my show.
I'm sick of this Sam Seder coming on my show, but I'm sick of this Sam Seder
coming on my show.