Name: Tim Heidecker - Property (Official Video)
Uploaded: 2020-10-08T07:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Property (Official Video)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim Heidecker - Property (Official Video)' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-10-08. Transcript available.

Are there gonna be cemeteries?
A hundred years from now
Can someone tell me how
We won't resist the urge
To turn it into property
Property
Money-making property
Oh, property
Is all they'll see
In those fields of green
Oh, the dead won't care
They'll just be lying there
Hanging out
Just growing hair
They gotta know
We're running out of space
To live up here
Put a high rise up
And they would be a fool
If they didn't see it
With a swimming pool
Seven stories
And seven below
For the parking lot
They could put a coffee shop
On their first floor
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
To live up here
And they would be a fool
Property
Property
Property
Money-making property
Oh, property
Is all they'll see
In those fields of greed
They buried those bodies
With the best intent
Yes, they did
But those boxes
Could be turned into red
And you know they will
Don't blame 'em
Everything changes
We did it to the
Native Americans
Don't blame 'em
Everything changes
All you can do is
Keep on living
Keep on living
Keep on living
And property
Property
Property
That property
Oh, property
Is all they see
In those fields of greed
Oh yeah, the future please
Oh yeah, yeah
Oh yeah