Name: Ilana Glazer, Partiboi69, Donald Trump & #DonJrChallenge on Office Hours Live (Ep 132 10/22/20)
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Ilana Glazer, Partiboi69, Donald Trump & #DonJrChallenge on Office Hours Live  (Ep 132 10/22/20)

Hello everyone, I am asking for your help
and thus taking back the world.
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I like having fun, I like to laugh
I like to meet people who can make me laugh
I like having fun, yes I like to laugh
And I like having fun, I like to laugh
Woo!
What's the Donald Trump dance?
Vic, tell me, how does this?
Like this?
Right.
Good morning!
It's more like tromboning kind of thing.
There you go.
And it's like, I don't really want to be here.
And he keeps doing it.
All right!
Give me some YMCA or something.
What would he have?
I got one.
I got one.
Good morning everybody!
Thank you everyone for joining us on this beautiful Thursday morning here!
Oh, listen to that.
What's going on?
Rocking music.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Is this our theme song?
Yeah.
I'm not playing that.
Is that me?
Oh, Matt, it just keeps going?
That's just the song.
Yeah, that's...
Listen to that thing.
It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
They want to tell me that it's the YMCA.
You got to work on that, Matt.
I love it.
Good morning, everyone.
October 22nd here in Glendale, California.
I got to say, it's kind of a nice day out there.
It's a little over...
Vic was complaining that it was drizzly and it was...
Right.
But I love it.
I love it.
It's cooling off and it feels appropriate.
The weather feels like fall out there, ladies and gentlemen.
It gives me life.
It gives me energy.
It reminds me that I'm alive!
Here it is.
The MAGA version.
Oh, M-A-G-A.
I'm Tim Heidecker.
I'm so happy to be with you today.
We've got Bret Michaels up top and Michael Keaton from Mr. Mom down bottom.
Okay, guys.
All right.
And all through the show, I'm wearing this beautiful flannel that...
I don't know, if you've seen me over the years...
This sucker, J. Crew, I've had it maybe 10 years, this thing.
I love your daddy.
Remember when Mr. Mom, when he's like...
His flannel gets tattered and he has to throw it away with his son's whoobie?
Remember the whoobie?
We're getting a stud.
So, I've loved this.
It's one of my most prized possessions.
But, throughout the show, as it heats up in here, we're going to be taking this
off.
I've got this beautiful fruit bat shirt on, which everyone loves, the fruit
bats.
And, we're going to see...
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
So, we'll see.
And, if I keep this on, it's going to get sopping down there.
It's going to get wetter.
It's going to get wetter.
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
How wet can they get?
I was watching Bruce Springsteen being interviewed and he wears his collar up.
That's kind of a nice, neat thing to do.
You wear your collar up on a shirt like this.
Maybe I'll do that.
We don't know.
We've got a great show today.
I'm three, five, four, white guy.
Did that just happen in my head or is that going out?
Because I'm wondering, did that just happen in my head or...
Damn!
Ilana...
He created another fable!
He wanted to!
After hearing this, she might not come on.
No.
Ilana Glazer from Narrow Country.
I'm sorry.
You said it like Trump right there.
Ilana Glazer from Narrow Country.
I'm sorry, from Broad City and many other things.
Narrow Country.
Now!
Going now!
Are my drops extra quiet today?
Let's hope so.
I know.
I had to turn mine up because I couldn't hear it.
We've got a lot of other things to talk about, too.
We have Partyboy69 joining us later.
Scream!
Dracula!
Scream!
You low-down motherfucker!
Now, y'all know...
Y'all know that I don't know who that is.
But Doug and Vic are fans and I respect them.
Even though we are the same age, it does often feel like we come from totally
different generations.
Although, Vic, you are younger than me.
And then Doug is older than you, right?
Mm-hmm.
We're not the same age.
We're not the same age.
Sorry.
Doug is 63.
Can't wait till I'm 64.
Well, I'm 64.
We're not having that.
We're not having that.
I don't want to give too much away.
We were doing a very funny thread on my Mark and Greg thread the other day.
I hate revealing any of this, but one particular moment did make me laugh when
we jumped to the conclusion that Mark was 60.
And we thought, "Well, I thought you're 60."
And now he's like, "No, I'm not 60."
No laughs from you guys.
When I'm 64.
Wait, Mark who?
Approach.
Oh.
You know, the Marian's Wish thing that all my audience knows and loves.
This Friday, of course, is the big evening.
Speaking of Doug Lussenhopp, who introduced the show back when we did the show,
a live stand-up show.
It's Friday night, 6:00 p.m. Pacific.
That's 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00 Eastern.
Right?
Wait, this Saturday?
This Friday.
The 23rd.
I'm hearing Saturday.
Saturdays are for the boys.
Don't you have any Friday drops?
No, I don't.
I don't have any.
Stop putting Saturday in people's heads.
It's Friday.
It's the long-awaited...
It's Friday.
Friday.
Gotta get down on Friday.
Is this Rebecca Black?
Yeah.
The great Rebecca Black.
147 million views.
See, you know stuff.
You know like...
I keep in touch.
You know like young person stuff.
Right.
10-year-old song too.
BTS is a pop group right now blowing up the charts.
BTS.
Right?
What does that stand for?
Is that their names?
Are you talking about those weird twin brothers?
No, I'm talking about the Korean boy bands.
Right?
Is that BTS?
You know who I'm talking about?
It's K-pop.
Those Canadian like twin brothers with like frosted tips?
The um...
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
I don't know what their name is.
Enough's enough?
Canadian...
Let's just look it up.
Canadian brothers with frosted tips.
It's the Mackenzie brothers.
It's the kind of thing you gotta see the video to really appreciate it.
Okay, we'll queue that up for next week.
Yeah, we'll get the...
Come on!
Um...
Kowalski brothers.
31 kilos.
21 kilos.
23 kilos.
No, not the Kowalski brothers.
It's a name like...
I don't really...
I'm letting you guys get this through your system.
I'm kind of zoned out.
Um...
Anyways, let's get to the city of the day real quick.
We have a very packed show.
We've already wasted all of your...
We've wasted your time.
I don't know why you're still watching.
How are our views right now, Matt?
Consistent?
Getting ratioed real bad.
Uh-oh.
B4-4.
B4-4 is the...
B4-4.
B4-4.
It's a boy band.
I don't know them.
City of the day!
Is this the new remastered track?
This is the new mix.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's got a little bounce to it.
The waveform looks really nice.
It's a real solid waveform.
City of the day!
I'd do like a chocolate rain version of this.
City of the day!
City of the day!
City of the day!
We should get him to cover City of the day.
He would do it on Cameo.
Oh, sure.
Anything for a price.
City of the day!
No, we should get him on the show Matt Booker.
Yeah.
City of the day!
A live performance?
Who?
The chocolate rain guy.
Chocolate!
Taizondae.
Taizondae.
Taizondae.
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We have a new code we're introducing.
Correct, Matt?
Yeah.
Your code.
New code developed by me in consultation with Matt and Doug, I believe.
Wait.
We did?
I don't know it.
Well, your memory will be refreshed.
I already forgot it.
The city of the day today is Washington, D.C.
I do know it.
I do know it.
The capital of America.
The home of our liberty.
It is the sanctuary of liberty, freedom, and democratic values.
George Washington.
The only president buried in D.C. is Woodrow Wilson.
Woke up.
The weather outside is frightful.
Speaking of, McCartney 3 is coming, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you very much.
Vic sent me a note on that.
McCartney 3.
I was seeing rumors about it.
Is he closing himself?
It should be McCartney 6, by the way.
Because, Doug, I'll walk you through this quickly.
1970, his first solo album is McCartney.
1980, we get McCartney 2.
Everyone loves McCartney.
You would love McCartney 2.
You know McCartney 2?
It's got temporary secretary.
I do like that song.
And he recorded it in his bathroom.
Moving up.
I like that song.
What's that?
Let Him In?
Waterfall is great.
That was 1976, I think.
That's not McCartney or McCartney 2.
That was, yeah.
So then we have, that's 1980.
1990, we don't see McCartney 3.
2000, we don't see McCartney 3.
2010, we don't see McCartney 3.
Now here in 2020, we're getting McCartney 3.
He did have albums all those years, probably.
Of course.
So why didn't they?
But the difference, I think what makes it a McCartney 1, 2, 3.
Hello, where are we?
I'm going there.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
Is these are, what connects these are that they are, 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
They're all performed by Maka himself.
1, 2, 3.
Like he does the whole, every instrument?
Every instrument.
Yeah.
The Horner bass?
Does he still play that little thing?
Yeah.
That weird little violin bass?
The horny bass.
That like novelty bass?
But this is apparently him during COVID times with his family, wherever he's,
you know.
Yeah, you know, I just went in and I said, you know, it's easier for me to
record at my home than it is to go to a studio, you know.
So I just booked off a couple songs, you know.
Played the bass and the drums.
You know, it's sort of fun, you know, just to do it yourself.
You don't have to book anybody, you have to pay anyone.
All right.
So he does it for a money saving measure, this billionaire.
Yeah, cut corners, you know.
It's a way to cut corners.
And, you know, it's still, the music is shit, you know, and it's just four bar,
you know, twelve bar blues mostly.
Do you think he's going to do like, kind of like computer-y, didn't he, didn't
he do like an auto-tune kind of song of the last few years that you guys hated?
A fa-you.
A fa-you.
No, that was, that was somebody else.
I got no issues.
Somebody else.
Wasn't that his song?
No, no, that was, what's the guy's name?
I want a fa-you.
I forget his name already.
Oh, that, oh yeah.
Okay, so I was thinking of the king of fa.
Sorry.
No.
What's that about the fa-you?
I don't know.
All right, there's the weather.
The weather outside is frightful.
The weather in Washington, D.C. right now, high of 77.
Doug, what's the low?
Keep in m