Name: Masterpiece DC 2000
Uploaded: 2020-11-10T16:23:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Masterpiece DC 2000' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Masterpiece DC 2000' from Tim Heidecker on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-10. Transcript available.

I know I need you.
I know I need you.
I know I need you.
Sonny, did you give me back my toothpaste?
What did you do with my toothpaste?
It's funny, man.
Hey, what's the program?
I don't know, you're eating, so I'm having a conversation with my toothpaste.
I mean, you know, if you weren't eating, it would be working.
Produce us, for Christ's sake.
Where's my toothpaste?
What do you want us to do?
Go right here, man.
Go right here.
Oh, well, you were going to keep it then.
Your toothpaste now?
No, I wasn't going to keep it, but I just put it back where my toothbrush was.
Good idea, man.
That's what I like to hear.
Yeah, they go together.
They belong together.
Just throw me the toothpaste.
The toothpaste and the toothbrush were all together.
Thank you.
From the top!
Yeah, I like that.
The toothpaste and the toothbrush.
Yeah, I like that.
I feel like that.
I feel like that a lot.
I feel like that.
I feel like that.
Based on the toothbrush.
I get on of the highway.
I get on of the highway.
I get on down by corner and fire.
I get on of the highway.
I get on down by corner and fire.
I get on of my car.
I get on of my car.
I get on of my car.
All right, we can use it.
I wish we had a build up though, but if you guys disagree.
No, I'll do the build up.
Well, what do you think?
Should we do the build up?
I'm going to do the build up.
Wait, do you want to redo it?
I want to redo it.
You want to redo the whole song?
Your drumming is perfect.
Perfect.
There was a little, in the beginning of the song there was a little misstep.
Right?
There was something.
I can't tell.
I don't know.
The drumming was pretty good.
One other thing, man.
I think.
Just do it again.
Yeah.
Got my honey.
Got my sweet head.
Got my sugar.
So, so sweet, yeah.
Got my baby.
Well, everything is all right now.
Oh, got my sunshine.
Got my daytime.
Got my woman.
Yeah, she's mine.
Got my baby.
Oh, everything is all right now.
Oh, got my sunshine.
Got my daytime.
Got my day time.
Got my woman.
Yeah, she's mine.
Got my baby.
Oh, everything is all right now.
Come on.
Oh, got my sunshine.
Oh, got my sunshine.
Oh, got my day time.
Got my day time.
Got my woman.
Yeah, she's mine.
Got my baby.
Oh, everything is all right now.
Come on.
Got my woman.
Got my woman.
Oh, she's the one.
Oh, she's the one.
Oh, so moon ball.
She's alright now, come on! Got my woman! Got my woman! Oh, she's the one! Also,
Moonball! Got my strength! Woo!
We went out, we got to leave, everything was on the ice!
Fire in the water, fire in the water, fire in the water, fire in the water!
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daily. I do it before I visit my mother. Spread your leg out more. You're doing
that next time.
Yeah, you gotta give them a little more, otherwise your calves won't get it.
Get away from my... I'm not into this, alright?
Let it out, man. Hi, I'm Ken Tuckett of the Tim Heidecker Masterpiece. Right
now we're in my home
studio in my Malibu Hills apartment. And this place is all underground because
that is actually
the best acoustics. It actually resonates off the California mud. And this is
the first keyboard
I ever got. It's such a primitive keyboard it actually doesn't even have keys
on it.
It's just a bottle of wine. It's just a bottle of wine tonight. It's so crazy
and it's so sweet. It's just a bottle of wine. It's a bottle of wine tonight.
She's so crazy and the kids are so sweet. She's sweeping me off of my feet. I
took her home and I looked in her eyes. I said, damn it, I'm going to do a lie.
We went out. I made everything. Everything was a way.
What are you doing?